THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0

[fighterfetish]

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0


- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?

Comments

Loki Laufeyson || MCU/Norse mythology || OTA

[mischiefandice]

[godofbadideas]

[ooc: Sooo I've been meaning to ask, how do you feel about multiversal shenanigans?]

[mischiefandice]

[ooc : I'd been delighted! I'm just starting on Agent of Asgard and it looks amazing. ]

[godofbadideas]

[ooc: asljkdgh; 1) It's AMAZING 2) I hope you weren't using your heart because this comic will rip it out and laugh as you die in agony. *cough* ANYWAY. In light of that, would you prefer I avoid spoilers?]

[mischiefandice]

[ooc : Nah, I wasn't using it. Like all true Marvel fans, I am dead inside.

Yeah, actually. Minor events or characterisation points are fine, but I'd prefer if you could avoid big spoilers until I catch up :3

also, what is grammar.]

[godofbadideas]

[ooc: Can do! In that case, I normally wouldn't ask, but can you give us a start? It'll be easier to avoid spoilers.

Grammar is a thing that happened when a bunch of 17th century Latin-obsessed pedants sat around and fucked with natural English syntax, actually.]

[mischiefandice]

[ooc : sure! Did you have any kind of particular scenario in mind, or should I just hit one of the above? Or roll?

And oh, I sense a Linguistics major...]

[godofbadideas]

[ooc: Just go for one of the above. ...or. You know. Whatevs. >>;

Not actually; I'm in astrophysics. Linguistics is 'just' a hobby. A very serious hobby. That I've been engaged in for... decades. Um.]

[mischiefandice]

[ooc : sure! I'll tag as soon as I get home.

and that's cool! Linguistics is srs bsn. I'm British lit (ESL though) and we used to throw stones hang out a lot with the linguistics people :3]

[godofbadideas]

[Sounds good! :3

If you don't mind my asking, what's your first language?]

[mischiefandice]

[French. Apologies for any odd turn of sentence btw. I've gotten pretty fluent but English is fiendishly difficult when you get into the subtleties of it.]

[godofbadideas]

[Aha~~ Gotcha. Well, your English is far and away better than my French. (Though I do speak a little, it's like. My fifth-ish language? Though reading it is easier, hooray for Latin roots! |D;; ]

[mischiefandice]

[ooc : Aaaand I'm back. French is a terrible language to learn, even when it's your mother-tongue, so kudos for trying. Latin roots and etymology in general help, yes.


As for our thread, mn, should we make this a first meeting, following a spell that backfired and sent one of them in a parallel dimension? That's... not even something Marvel would frown upon, I think. ]

[godofbadideas]

[ooc: Welcome back! I largely learned out of self-defence, I admit; my little brother and his friends were taking French, you see.



...*snerk* Yes, I think that sounds about perfect.]

[mischiefandice]

[ooc : haha, annoying younger siblings, eh? And let's go, then. Your Loki travels, if you don't mind, as it would probably be less spoilery to set this into the MCU? I went with post-Avengers, as it seemed a crucial enough moment. Let me know if this works for you.]


Loki sighs impatiently, glaring at the setting sun with rising rage. The handcuffs on his hands clink as he shifts, heavy and binding his magic down. They have not put him in a prison cell while he awaits the All-Father's judgement for his crimes, but he is still heavily restrained and kept a prisoner in his own room, with nothing to keep him company save for memories of a life that was nothing but a lie. If Odin means to have him executed, Loki wishes he would hurry and get on with it.

He looks up as he hears a muffled noise coming from behind the curtains, his eyebrows arching. He was fairly sure to be on his own so far and, bound as he is, he could not defend himself against an enemy. There is a distinct tingle of magic coming from behind the draperies too, a magic that feels oddly familiar. He squares his shoulders and lifts his chin defiantly, his eyes narrowing.

"Show yourself."

[godofbadideas]

[ooc: Well, I had to be able to understand when they were being bratty, right? And this works just fine. *thumbs up*]

While world-walking is one of Loki's most famous skills, universe hopping has always been both annoyingly complicated, and annoyingly power-intensive, and so that was definitely not what he had been trying to do. The subtle art of combining magic and technology, into a teleportation app on his Starkphone though?

Well. He had had worse ideas, though few of them ended with him landing in somebody's curtains. In an occupied room. With an oddly familiar voice?

"I would, but I'm a little tangled at the moment. Please don't blast, stab, shoot, transfigure, or otherwise assault me while I'm resolving that issue."

He checks his phone for signal first, but no luck; the experiment seems to have completely drained the battery.

[mischiefandice]

[ooc : indeed you had. Perfectly legit reason to learn French, if you ask me.]

“No promises,” Loki replies sternly, though that's hardly a threatening introduction. His new guest's voice seems oddly familiar though he can't quite place it. Perhaps a distant relative? That does not account for how he managed to bust past Odin's wards and inside Loki's chambers, which are as good as a prison cell at the moment.

He steps closer cautiously, his curiosity getting the better of him. The chains around his wrists clink and hum with magic as he watches his curtains twist and move. “How did you manage to get in here?” he asks inquiringly, his tone demanding a prompt answer.

[godofbadideas]

Loki manages to work one arm free, as the room's occupant approaches with-- Well. That definitely sounds like chains, and he would know; he has, after all been, chained up himself on more than one occasion. Familiar clink of chains, strangely familiar voice-- It's enough to push his curiosity, and with one hand free, he can actually cast the spell that will coax the curtains into letting him free.

"Magic, of course," he says, fingers flashing emerald green with that self-same power. The curtains sweep away, revealing gleaming golden horns, green-and-gold armour, black leather trousers, and startled, bright green eyes.

"Oh. Well then."

2-3

[nicky_thorson]

[Nicky is nine years old now. He's older, tougher, stronger, smarter, better... in theory. In concept. He doesn't feel different. He doesn't look that much different. He hasn't done much.

That's the thing. The other kids have their after school activities, their grades they bring home, those varying things that make their parents proud and makes them stand out at school. Joey is the best soccer player in the county, Kayla has perfect 100%'s in every subject, so and so does that, is that, can do that. Nicky is the son of important people. The novelty has completely worn off and he exits school with no friends coming summertime, so he buries himself in trying to find some way to be better, to be the awesome kid that everybody else automatically is, but nothing he does makes him any more warrior-like to his father and his mother just gives him a small smile and goes back to her latest projects. She's making lots of money and he knows it's because she's smart. Smarter than he'll ever be.

He feels like nothing, and summer, the time when most kids are flourishing, sees Nicky going out to Starbucks and otherwise sitting in his room. Sometimes he gets his courage up, decides he'll try again even if he's laughed at, and goes for another class of some kind, another activity, anything he can find to sign up for. Each perceived failure builds. By mid July he has officially declared himself useless, and he starts to get quieter.

One night, way past any time a sane person (let alone child) should be out walking, he makes his way to the college campus, wandering the grounds mindlessly. Other people might question why Loki would be around a random corner, but Nicky grew up with that just being part of who Loki was. He stops walking and looks over at him.]

...hi.

[mischiefandice]

[Nicky is undoubtedly Loki's favourite nephew. The fact that he is his only nephew is irrelevant. The child reminds him or himself, in good and bad alike, and so does Thor's way of dealing with him. It seems his adopted brother never learns.

It does not help Nicky's growth, mental and physical, and Loki can tell that Thor's son is slowly growing depressed, oddly so for a child his age. He has no interest in anything, and seems completely incapable of enjoying any activity, burdened by the idea that he is not nearly as good he should be at it. It concerns Loki more and more and saddens him too, to see Nicholas in such a harsh predicament.

He keeps an eye on him, having placed a tingle of magic within him to be able to track him if needed. Being Thor's scion is dangerous after all, as all villains are not as fond of the child as Loki himself is. Nicky is hardly cautious either and Loki decides to meet him late one night, as he finds him wandering aimlessly on his own.

He teleports nearby and allows himself a small smile when Nicky hardly seems startled to see him there.]

Good evening, Nicholas. Would you like to be Red Riding Hood, and I shall be the wolf?

[He teases, his teeth gleaming in the half light of the street.]

[nicky_thorson]

I left my red jacket at home, [he deadpans. Aunt Darcy's helped him learn how to snark a little. It's not really a dodge of the implications. Yeah, this is dumb. He needed the air. He needed the solitude. He needed to be dumb. Sometimes he goes and plays at night at the playground. He's not sure why he does that, he just does.]

And you're more like Slender Man when you pop up like that.

[Nicky gestures with his head towards the other side of the campus.] Have you ever seen the Architecture Department? I know I'll never get to go here, 'cause Mom wants me to go to her old college, but... [He doesn't know how to explain he wants to be a part of that profession when it's a weird job for a kid to even know exists, let alone like. But it's the most amazing place on campus.]

[mischiefandice]

What a shame. [Loki seems rather pleased by Nicky's sass. No nephew of his should lack wit, in his opinion. He tilts his head to the side minutely, his eyebrows furrowing at the resigned tone in Nicky's voice, at the way he is making it clear that he knows just how unwise this little stroll is.]

Are we misbehaving, tonight? [It doesn't sound like a reproach. It sounds hopeful.]

You should not look at me directly, then.

I have not. Would you like to show me? [Loki sounds nonchalant, though the very fact that he is here shows his concern.] There are other Architecture departments.

[nicky_thorson]

Everything I do is misbehaving to someone. It's a relativity thing.

You should pretend to be Slender Man this Halloween. That'd be - well, awful. But also hilarious. [He's not sure whether he likes the idea f Loki popping out in front of people like that or not, but it would be one way to kill a Friday night.

He walks towards the Architecture department, shaking his head slightly.] Not at Mom's school. No lower sciences there. [But in spite of his recent mood, his eyes light up as they approach the incredibly over-designed trio of buildings that compose the Architecture department in all its' glory. The detailing on the quions, the porticos on the sides, the crostepped-arches above the main door to the center building, the Oriel windows on the smaller building-

He smiles, and for a moment, forgets he's got two destinies to fulfill already.] It's great, isn't it?

[mischiefandice]

Now child, be very careful with these ideas, for that is how you become a villain.

[Loki seems mildly amused by the idea of Thor's son becoming villainous, though there is no true malice in his grin.]

Don't look at me, then. [He replies with a smile that shows just a little too much teeth to be perfectly friendly.] I might be just a little too convincing still, it could get me in trouble.

[Loki follows, tilting his head to the side.]

Perhaps you ought to tell her then, that this is not where you wish to go. She is certainly intelligent enough to understand.

[He takes his time to look and has to admit that the building is certainly original, and well-formed.] You should ask your father to take you to Asgard. It is rather interesting, architecture wise. If you like gold, I suppose.

[nicky_thorson]

I'm not good looking enough to be a villain. And I'd have to wear black, which is the most boring color ever. Can I be an anti-hero? They get better outfits. [He can snark, but it's all becoming design-based as he digs into his love of structure, design, composure and building. The way things are made and how little things make up something bigger is much more interesting than Asgard or stars.

He looks over at his uncle and says quietly,] I don't want to disappoint my Mom. She gets me, more than Dad, at least. And she's tried so hard to help me get science. I... I can't just be mean to her.

Wait, what? Gold is a terrible building material. What amateur architect made that decision? I've only got the internet and a few books and I know better than that.