green with envy.

[bottecellie]

JEALOUSY

 

 

Everyone feels jealous at one point or another, whether it's justified or not. What's important is how we deal with it... do we discuss it, fight about it, or plan epic revenge to carry out?

 

- Post with your character's name/series in the subject as well as any preferences.

- Others go to RNG and roll from 1-10, then respond!

- Play it out!

 

 

1 → wandering eye.

You think your lover has been looking at other's a little too often or flirting too much in your company. You can't keep quiet any longer about it.

 

2 → simple life

Your friend, family, or lover has always had it so much easier and you can't help but feel a little put off.

 

3 → don't you forget about me

Your friend or lover has found someone new they want to spend almost all their time with and you can't help but feel a little cheated.

 

4 → cheated

Forget just a sneaking suspicion. You've caught your lover in the act of cheating and it's driving you nuts. You have to confront them about it.

 

5 → for the glory

You did all the work, or at least you feel like you did, so why do they always get all the praise?

 

6 → moved on

You broke up or had a falling out with someone close to you and it's killing you to see how they've seemed to let go and you're stuck standing in place.

 

7 → because i want you

You're jealous of any attention they get because you're secretly in love with them. Time to make it known!

 

8 → always the favourite

Everyone always praises them or they were clearly the favourite child or just more popular with friends. You can't help but hate it.

 

9 → more experience

they're more experienced, either in the bedroom or in the office. Any activity, they outshine you. Who wouldn't feel a little inferior?

 

10 → your choice!

Didn't see something listed? Use your own idea!

Comments

[likedillinger]

Don't go off on one of those punishment spiels of yours. Makes me jumpy.

[exdemon]

Then stop acting so punishable! [Clearly, this is all his fault, and as soon as he accepts that, it will be easier. To do... everything.]

[likedillinger]

I wasn't aware I had to answer to you.

[exdemon]

You never flirt with me like that.

[likedillinger]

I never flirt with you, period.

[exdemon]

Yes, exactly! Why not? Do you think I'm fat?

[likedillinger]

No, I think you've got hell cooties down south, that's what. You're a freaking demon.

[exdemon]

[Anya shoots him the most scandalized look.]

Being a demon is not an STD!

[likedillinger]

Doesn't mean you don't got any.

[exdemon]

I do not! And even if I did, I don't know who you are to judge? I'm surprised your penis hasn't fallen off yet!

[likedillinger]

It's perfectly clean.

[exdemon]

It doesn't burn when you pee?

[likedillinger]

Do we really have to have this conversation?

[exdemon]

That doesn't sound like a no. They make medicine for that.

[likedillinger]

It was a no.

[exdemon]

I invented gonorrhea, you know. This woman wished that her ex and everyone he slept with would suffer for eternity. One of my better curses.

[likedillinger]

You have one... sick and twisted mind. You know that?

[exdemon]

Yes, it's why I was so successful at my vengeance demon job. You're very lucky you met me as a human.

[likedillinger]

So you keep sayin'.

[ a beat ] If it was so easy to up and quit, why are you the only one I ever heard of?

[exdemon]

It's not easy to up and quit. D'hoffryn killed one of my closest friends in retaliation. [She still misses Halfrek.]

[likedillinger]

But not you.

[exdemon]

No, not me. [It comes out sharper than she expected.] Why are you even asking about this? You won't even acknowledge I'm no longer a demon.

[likedillinger]

I wasn't asking.

[exdemon]

Vengeance demons go for the hurt when they can instead of the kill. Dying would have been the easy way out.

[likedillinger]

... What, so they turned you human to torture you?