Love me tinder

[lovemod]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

[dethangel]

fucks those guys! they donts knows nothins!

i donts really do railsroads. sometimes i builds a robots one though.

[johnnygobs]

Yeah! They only are drawing on years of horrible roller coaster accident reports and studies about how physics affects bodies. Pfft. Losers.

Like Transformers?

[dethangel]

we just gets a bunch of tape. ams fine!!!!

kinds of but they donts transform? they just stands there cause you gots to builds them.

[johnnygobs]

I’m gonna duct tape myself to the front.

Got a favorite model?

[dethangel]

fucks yeah.

ams a real hards one to pick but i thinks this one ams my favorites! brutals right?

[johnnygobs]

Looks like some kind of shark…copter. A helicopter that is also a shark.

[dethangel]

oh i didnts even thinks about it lookins like a shark!!

i loves sharks. makes it even cooler.