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yelena belova | mcu

[viuva]

1. apparently you told the mayor you wanted to be a trophy wife
2. sorry for kicking you last night but you dont mess with a girs margarita bucket
3. please dont ironically join a cult
4. i miss dr phil when will he come back
5. had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move. again
6. [ text her; utd on all things mcu. love me some castmates. good w/ assumed CR, cross-canon/medium! tag for thunderbolts* spoilers. ]

1

[ciadirector]

No I told him that I wanted /his/ trophy wife, it got lost in translation.

[viuva]

did she bewitch you body and soul or something

[ciadirector]

No, I just want an art deal to go through for me.

4

[dimestore]

I don't know. He left us in a cold, dark world when we needed him most

[viuva]

cant you just hit him up and ask him
since you were captain america

[ for two seconds. but, still. ]

[dimestore]

And say what?

"I know I was Captain American for 2 seconds but can you please start your show again for me and my friend?"

5;

[justavoid]

What did Walker say this time?

[This is a regularly scheduled text they have on a semi-regular basis at this point. Walker likes to shove his entire foot in his mouth with her sometimes, and Bob is always available for Bestie Vent Sessions.]

[viuva]

[ it's always something with those two and somehow bob is always at the scene of the crime... sorry bestie ]

i am pretty sure he ate my leftover shawarma
i can smell it on his lying breath
but noooooo he is so sure he ate avas

[justavoid]

As if eating your leftovers isn't enough of a crime, he's gonna lie about it, too??
Lame.

Are we just venting, or do you plan on taking revenge, here?

4

[quantumanomaly]

Could be a lot of fun causing chaos.

[viuva]

im listening

[quantumanomaly]

We can mess with Walker's things.

2.

[subparman]

i was literally just going for the queso. chip in hand.

1/2

[viuva]

well

[viuva]

ok but consider this
it looked like you were going to dip the chip in my margarita bucket bob

[subparman]

ok, well, that would've been rude. and gross kinda. that's true.

4.

[put]

did he go somewhere?

[viuva]

away from tv networks it seems
i hope he is somewhere nice
mr jerry springer too

[put]

you think they're just
together on some tropical island somewhere?

1

[swig]

for the right woman, i could be anything

[viuva]

what if i want to be the trophy wife

[ she doesn't, but you know. ]

[swig]

i'm afraid you'll have to fight me for it

5

[punctually]

again?

[viuva]

i almost killed him in front of a hot dog stand
and it got caught on camera
bad optics