31 January 2017 @ 08:03 pm



The HOLY GRAIL WAR Meme




Seven Masters, magi of the present day. Seven Servants, heroes of days past.

One Holy Grail, granting whomever claims it a wish. Only one team of Master and Servant may claim it.
Who will it be?
For those unfamiliar with Fate/Stay Night or Fate/Zero, you can find a better explanation of the Holy Grail War here. (Note: The Holy Grail War in Fate/EXTRA functions in a dramatically different way, and one not followed for purposes of this meme.)



Instructions
1. Comment with your character. In the subject line, put that character's name, canon, and which role (Master, Servant, or either) you would like them to fulfill. Though not mandatory, it would be preferred that you give a brief summary of your character as they will (most likely) be AU'd into the setting. (NOTE: If your character can fill the role of Servant, I suggest you state which class(es) -- Saber, Lancer, Archer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, or Berserker -- they fall into.)
2. Reply to others' comments. Pick your character's role (and the other character's if they list "Either" as their preference), then use the RNG to pick a scenario that fits the two characters' roles.
3. Enjoy! Though there might be triggers, depending on how the prompts are interpreted.



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14 December 2016 @ 04:12 pm
 

the BACKLASH meme


You love each other. You're happy together. Unfortunately though, some kinds of relationships are frowned upon by the rest of society, and people have a nasty habit of sticking their noses where they don't belong when it comes to this sort of thing. Your relationship is under attack by those who disapprove of it. How you deal with it is up to you.

The course of true love never did run smooth.


REASONS
  1. Prejudice. People can be terribly narrow-minded, and visibly 'unconventional' relationships often bear the brunt of their prejudice. You could be of the same gender; of different classes, races, or even species depending on your setting: either way, strangers and friends alike are likely to judge.
  2. Forbidden. In the time and place where you live, your relationship is heavily taboo or perhaps even straight-up illegal. You could be facing worse consequences than dirty looks.
  3. Imbalance. There's some obvious power imbalance between you; a large age gap, perhaps, or one of you is in a position of authority over the other. You may have worked it out to your own satisfaction, but not everyone is so understanding.
  4. Conflict. Whether it's political, moral, legal, or anything up to a full-on war, you're on opposite sides of some conflict and people are starting to wonder where your loyalties really lie.
  5. Responsibilities. Perhaps nothing about the relationship itself is considered objectionable, but whether there's an arranged marriage or a duty to procreate lurking in the wings, or some other complication, it's still a relationship you're not supposed to be having.
  6. Affair. Again, the relationship itself would be perfectly inoffensive, if not for the tiny detail that one of you is already married to someone else.
  7. Personal. A more specific and perhaps more hurtful option: due to history, personality, or both, everyone who knows or knows of you thinks that you're a terrible match. Be wary of attempts to break you up 'for your own good'.
  8. Wildcard. Because there are so many, many more reasons for people to be assholes.


SCENARIOS
  1. Fuck 'em. It's the two of you against the world, and everyone else can go to hell. You'll get through this and god help anyone who stands in your way.
  2. Did I say that? One of you may have reacted badly under great provocation. Which is understandable, of course, but now there's the matter of dealing with the aftermath.
  3. Hold me. You're so worn down by people's hostile attitudes, you need some reassurance and comfort. Just five minutes of being able to hide from the world and pretend people don't suck can make such a difference.
  4. Under attack. It's gone beyond hurtful words, and someone has decided to teach one of you a lesson you won't forget.
  5. Done. You've got no fight left in you. If it's always going to be this hard, maybe it would be better if you ended the relationship.
  6. For their own good. You love your partner, but surely if you loved them you wouldn't be putting them through this for your sake? Maybe it would be better if you left so they could lead a normal life.
  7. Wildcard. Because there are so many, many more ways to react to people being assholes.


RELATIONSHIPS
  1. The 'Happy' Couple. Does exactly what it says on the tin. You need to deal with the complications your relationship is causing.
  2. Supportive Friend. You may not be directly involved, but damned if you're going to let people treat your friends like that. At the very least you can offer them a sympathetic ear and a shoulder to rant on.
  3. Concerned Bystander. It's none of your business, really, but they look pretty shaken by whatever that asshole over there was yelling. A little kindness can go a long way.
  4. The Abovementioned Asshole. Look you don't want to be the bad guy here, but it's just not right, okay?
  5. Devil's Advocate. You're not saying the abovementioned asshole is right or anything. But...well, maybe people are opposed to the relationship for a reason. And even if those reasons are bad reasons, wouldn't it make life so much easier if they were in a more, uh...normal relationship?
  6. Wildcard. Because-- yeah, you know the drill.
 
 
10 December 2016 @ 12:37 pm
SO TOTALLY DRUNK MEME



HOW DO??
1. pick a character
2. Post a thing with a prompt (or make your own)
3. Respond
4. Take a shot each time one of you makes a spelling error??
5. FUN!!!??



Gen
1. Put down the Mic!!! - way bad karaoke.
2. Dress up. - Obviously those old curtains are actually your new dress.
3. Why stop there? - Drunk? Check. Let's roll a spliff.
4. Another round!! - Obviously yir nott drumk enuf.
5. Night on the town - time to go out there and make some mischief!!

Angst
1. Break up. - So you were told it was over. Fuck that!! Time to drink.
2. Bad day. - Wow people are so stupid and work sucks. Wine'o'clock!!
3. Moody. - You know what happens when you mix alcohol with 'that time of the month' (boys, you too)? YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.
4. Crying spell. - WOW FUCK EVERYTHING BAWLS FOREVER.
5. Bar fight - SCREW YOU AND THIS LAMP RIGHT HERE!!!

Cute and Fluffy
1. Movie night. - Some whiskey and your fav flick with a bud or two.
2. Anniversary/Birthday. - night in with your sweetie or your friends for that special night.
3. Flirtin' with the tender. - Poorly.
4. Dance party!! - Lets go clubbin with our best pals.
5. Drunk text. - hey so like did you know that sperm travvels

Smut
1. Bathroom sex. - you're in a club and you grind against this hottie. Time to take it up a notch.
2. Take out. - Let's take this back to my place, shall we?
3. Sex club. - Orgy? Yes please.
4. Batting for the other team. - You're usually gay/straight but.. you're just a little bit curious.
5. A little risque. - Let's do something a bit less conventional, shall we?
 
 
21 October 2016 @ 09:11 pm

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0



- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-6 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
Read more... )
 
 
27 August 2016 @ 09:48 pm
rate that ass meme






rules
- comment with header: character | canon
- comment with an image or a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???- be aware this meme might be image-heavy
 
 
27 August 2016 @ 11:32 am
The Weakness Meme

We all have that little thing that either turns us to mush, or is a temptation we can never resist, or something that totally leaves us vulnerable for exploitation. Whatever it may be, we can either enjoy it or despise it, or maybe use it as a strength if you're clever enough.

Below, you can roll for a type of weakness and/or a role to play, or make up your own scenario based on canon, fandom, or anything, really!

NOTE: Depending upon the weakness, the situation, and other factors, there might be some triggers. It is advised that you plan ahead or check the character's journal for permissions and/or preferences! Don't be afraid to discuss things over PMs or contact posts if necessary. Let's do our best to respect each other's comfort zones.


oo1. comment with your characters
make sure to put names, series, & preferences!
oo2. reply to others in character
oo3. use the rng and enter 1-6 for a type
then roll 1-7 again for a role
oo4. play out what happens—anything goes!
oo5. profit? oh yeah!





type
one → silly it is nothing harmful at all, but someone might be tempted to tease you about it.
two → guilty pleasure okay, so this one can never be found out. i mean, a love for trashy romances? really?
three → annoying ...isn't it just annoying that you can't seem to lift anything heavier than a kitten?
four → vulnerable this weakness is a big one that you try to hide, because someone could really use it against you.
five → dangerous if anyone found out this secret, they could nearly destroy you or worse.
six → secret thank goodness no one knows about this weakness. right?

role
one → victim you're the one with the weakness, sadly enough. great.
two → enabler it's harmless fun, giving someone more cake. right?
three → confidant you know their weakness, and are doing your best to keep it secret.
four → soother you know their weakness... but you're a good guy. you're there for them.
five → innocent bystander you didn't know anything, but that doesn't mean you can't be hurt.
six → weakness sometimes a person is a weakness. that's you.
seven → abuser you know someone's weakness and plan to use it creatively.
 
 
07 August 2016 @ 12:28 am
The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0


The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Read more... )
 
 
16 July 2016 @ 01:17 pm
The Slave Auction Meme



❧ Leave a comment with the character's name, fandom, and whether your character will be playing the part of 'slave' or 'master', plus preferences for scenarios if you have any.
❧ Respond to others with one of the scenarios below or feel free to make up your own.
❧ Please remember to be respectful of others while you play

Warning: Be aware that this meme deals with dark subjects like slavery and may also contain non-consensual/dubiously consensual sex, violence, and kink.

Options )

Snagged from here.
 
 
16 July 2016 @ 01:04 pm
The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0


The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Read more... )
 
 
09 April 2016 @ 03:12 am
 The Piggyback Ride Meme


Ahhh. The immortal piggyback ride. So versatile, there are so many uses for it—to transport the injured and the beloved, as a means of showing affection, and to even play. It's not just for romance. It can be done between parent and child, siblings, friends, medic and patient, even complete strangers and, in those rare moments, mortal enemies! Just be sure the person can carry you, yeah?


How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. If you want, indicate if you want your character to Carry, Be Carried, or Both. 
→ Congratulations. Your character is one half of a piggyback ride with whoever tags them!
→ Tag around.
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-9) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own. 
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!
  • 1 — Injury. (You can't walk like that. Here, let me carry you . . . )
  • 2 — Romantic. (Obligatory shippy option.)
  • 3 — Escape. (You're on the run and one of you is moving too slow or can't move at all!)
  • 4 — Surprise! (That back right there? I'm going to jump the fuck on it and they don't even know it yet!)
  • 5 — Duty. (EMT, military and disaster recovery personnel, firemen, etc. are sometimes required to carry civilians like this.)
  • 6 — Game. (Chicken fight, park games, made-up games, whatever!)
  • 7 — Wasted. (Go home, you're drunk. Except you can't walk . . . )
  • 8 — Platonic or Familial. (It's such a beautiful day, can I carry you?)
  • 9 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)
 
 
05 April 2016 @ 08:56 pm



The HOLY GRAIL WAR Meme




Seven Masters, magi of the present day. Seven Servants, heroes of days past.

One Holy Grail, granting whomever claims it a wish. Only one team of Master and Servant may claim it.
Who will it be?
For those unfamiliar with Fate/Stay Night or Fate/Zero, you can find a better explanation of the Holy Grail War here. (Note: The Holy Grail War in Fate/EXTRA functions in a dramatically different way, and one not followed for purposes of this meme.)



Instructions
1. Comment with your character. In the subject line, put that character's name, canon, and which role (Master, Servant, or either) you would like them to fulfill. Though not mandatory, it would be preferred that you give a brief summary of your character as they will (most likely) be AU'd into the setting. (NOTE: If your character can fill the role of Servant, I suggest you state which class(es) -- Saber, Lancer, Archer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, or Berserker -- they fall into.)
2. Reply to others' comments. Pick your character's role (and the other character's if they list "Either" as their preference), then use the RNG to pick a scenario that fits the two characters' roles.
3. Enjoy! Though there might be triggers, depending on how the prompts are interpreted.



TWO MASTERS



1. Battle. Who says that Servants get to have all the fun? After all, most Masters try to kill each other, too. Whatever the circumstances, the two of you are locked in a fight. Neither of you are willing to use your Command Spells just yet, so no Servants here. Just two magi duking it out.

2. Alliance. There's a bigger threat out there. Either one Servant is exceptionally powerful, or the situation has changed and the participants need to take action against it. One way or another, you're teamed up with one of your rivals for the Holy Grail. How long will this last before you try to stab each other in the back? Or, will something more develop?

3. Protection. Uh-oh! One of you has lost your Servant! Unfortunately, there's no way you'd get to the church safely on your own, so the other one will help you get there! Or maybe you don't trust the priest presiding over the Holy Grail War and are giving shelter to them yourself? Given their track record, no one would blame you.

4. Death. One or both of you lay dying. It might have been by the other's hand, or by someone else's entirely. How will you spend your last moments in the presence of one of your rivals?

5. You, Too? Surprise! You may have been friends before, but you've just discovered that you're both Masters! How will you handle this revelation?

6. Wild Card. Roll again, pick one of the previous options, or make one up!



MASTER AND SERVANT



1. Are You My Master? The summoning is complete. Whether intentional or not, catalyst or not, a magus has summoned a Servant. What kind of meeting was it? Was everything totally under control, or did a hitch occur? Or maybe it happened in the middle of a life-or-death situation!

2. Identity. Either the Servant has flat out told the Master their identity, or they unleashed their Noble Phantasm. Either way, the cat is out of the bag. How will the Master react, now that they know their Servant's name and legend? Will anything change between the two?

3. Battle Aftermath. A battle has just ended. Who participated? Are either of you hurt? Did the Master have to use a Command Spell? Any number of things could have happened here.

4. Discord. Uh-oh. It looks like the Master and the Servant don't get along. Here come the arguments! Don't do something stupid, like waste a Command Spell over a triviality...

5. Love. And then, there's the opposite. Sometimes Masters and Servants fall in love with each other. How will this affect things?

6. Wild Card. Roll again, pick one of the previous options, or make one up!



TWO SERVANTS



1. Battle. This is what usually happens when two Servants meet -- they duke it out. This probably says enough as it is.

2. Alliance. There's a bigger threat out there. Either one Servant is exceptionally powerful, or the situation has changed and the participants need to take action aginst it. One way or another, you're teamed up with one of your rivals for the Holy Grail. How long will this last before you try to stab each other in the back? Or, will something more develop?

3. The Grail Dialogues. Maybe you're not interested in fighting just yet. Maybe you just want to sit down and talk with the other Servant. Find out what they want, what makes them tick. Get some wine while you're at it -- nothing like good wine to go with good talk!

4. Death. One or both of you lay dying...again. It might have been by the other's hand, or by someone else's entirely. How will you spend your last moments in this War in the presence of one of your rivals?

5. Identity. Congratulations, you've just learned each other's identities! Will this change the situation, or will you press onward?

6. Wild Card. Roll again, pick one of the previous options, or make one up!
 
 
03 October 2015 @ 01:28 pm
The BDSM Lifestyle Meme

BDSM isn't all about the sex. Sure, handcuffs, whips and chains, toys, power and control-play can be fun, but sometimes it's about the other stuff too. The little stuff. The ways you and your partner give yourselves to each other every day.

So this is a meme to play out safe, sane, consensual and maybe even non-sexual BDSM.


If you want more information, check out:
          The Ten Golden Rules of BDSM Negotiation
          Sexuality.Org's BDSM Index
          Extreme Restraints

Be warned: Threads and prompts below may contain triggers, and will contain sexual content. )

Source credit: [personal profile] memesnthings

 
 
23 September 2015 @ 03:54 am
 
"With their face" meme



The person that you love is far away. Gone. Dead. Out to the store for longer than you expected them to be. The person at your door looks just like that person. They sound just like them. They might even act a lot like them. But that might be your imagination. Be careful not to project someone else onto the person just because they look the same. The exact same, give or take a few imperfections.

Or, maybe you don't know. Maybe they came by with the intention of taking advantage of their similar appearance, just to get something out of you. How long will you be fooled? How well will they pretend? What will you do if you realize the truth?

If it comes down to it, no matter how much you try, do you even see them when you look at their face, or do you see a person who isn't there at all? Can you even admit it to yourself, if you don't?

Can you live with it, if you admit it?

(This is a meme for interacting with twins, characters with the same actor as another, characters who have an uncanny physical resemblance to each other, and alternate versions of characters. Their face should be close enough to be considered 'identical' if they're not the same 'person'. If they're an alternate, then their personality should be distinct enough from the original that a reasonable person would consider them entirely separate people. Tidus and Shuyin or Future Trunks and GT Trunks, not the two John Crichtons or two different Doctors. it's for people who look the same but aren't, not people who look different but are the same

Make up connections to identical faces if one doesn't already exist. Or, run with the alternate universe concept.)

Optional Prompts:

1: My replacement puppy - Your loved one is gone. The best way to move on is to fall in love again...with someone that looks exactly like the last one. Nothing could go wrong.

2: Stealth mode - Your loved one is gone. They know it. Do you know it? Did you expect them back already? Were they wearing that before? Do they seem odd? Surely not!

3: Stranger in my bed - Sex. Maybe they used their similar appearance to get in bed with you. Maybe you used their similar appearance to relive something you lost. Maybe neither of you intended it, but it's still what's happening. It's like having sex with a stranger again only...they're actually a stranger.

4: The face of my enemy - Loved one? Sorry, someone got deeply confused. You never loved the other version of them, you hated that person. And now this person looked just like that person. And kind of acts like them, too. Can you separate your feelings, or will you just punish them for things someone else did? Do you even care?

5: Betrayed by love - They used you. They manipulated you. They betrayed you in a way that your beloved never would have. Of course they did, because their face and their voice are nothing but cruel lies. Just like the things they'd said to you before. Are you angry? Hurt? Are you angry at them for their betrayal, or because they betrayed you with that face?
 
 
27 August 2015 @ 08:58 am

The Harvest Moon Meme!





Sometimes your character just needs a break, either from the frantic pace of their games, or from their chaotic canon lives. Lucky for them, they have a chance to relax and unwind out in the country, where there's plenty of fresh air, good food, and friendly company to be had. So push pause on those busy lives and spend some time in the world of Harvest Moon.

ROLES
1. The Busy Farmer - Classic. You have animals to take care of, crops to grow, people to make friends with, harvest sprites to ignore, and so many things. It's hard to keep track of it all, but somehow, you manage.
2. The Rival Farmer - You've been here long before the clever new upstart appeared. But it seems like they've got a natural talent for this stuff you never realized. Maybe you can ask them for advice, or challenge them for the rights to use a public field.
3. The Farming Specialist - Maybe you'd rather concentrate on just one area of farming that you love. Do you grow only vegetables? Orchards? Are you solely into animal husbandry? Your skills might be more limited, but they're sharp and focused and you're at the top of the list.
4. Shopkeeper - Whether you run one of the town markets or visit from afar to sell exotic wares, you're always up for a good bargain.
5. Restaurant - You are a restaurant. Whether you prepare the food, serve it, or both, hospitality is the name of the game, and you've got plenty to go around. Feed the poor starving farmers who can't afford to build their own kitchen yet.
6. The Harvest God/Goddess - Kindly and watchful, you make sure the farmers are getting all the help they need...so long as they keep up their offerings, after all.
7. Mayor - This town is yours, and you rule with an iron fist! Or maybe you just organize events and festivals and mediate town arguments. That works too.
8. Doctor - When farmers collapse in exhaustion after stupidly refusing to eat or sleep, you're the one who has to patch them up. Is it annoying? Maybe you love being there to take care of everyone.
9. The Visitor - Whether you wandered in with amnesia, washed up on shore, or just decided to stay at the inn and stick around, you're part of the town community now. You might also be secretly dateable.
10. The Kindly Veteran - You're here to teach the newbie farmers all the basics. You're also probably doomed to die as soon as winter rolls around.

EVENTS
1. Tutorial Time - Water the crops. Brush the cows. Feed the dogs. Harvest the babies. Put chickens in the beehives. ...Maybe you could use a little help.
2. Courtship - There's a special someone in town you've got your eye on. Bring them their favorite gifts and they'll have no choice but to like you! ...That IS their favorite gift, right? Because if it's a horror gift, you're doomed to die alone.
3. Competition - Who grows the best crops? Who's got the best sheep? Who can cook the most delicious Cheese Drink? Put your skills on display and impress EVERYONE.
4. Marriage - You're tying the knot, and everyone is invited to the wedding. Come wish the happy couple good luck because the wife is going to be pregnant in just 30 days and give them a gift.
5. Friendly Festival - Not all of the events are slated for farmers to show off at each other. There's the flower festival where people give floral gifts, the snow festival where everyone gathers together to build a giant snow castle, and of course eating buckwheat noodles in the town square to ring in the new year is always popular!
6. Sick Friends - Uh oh, you forgot to put the cow in last night and it got harassed by a wild dog. Now it's stressed out and unhappy! Grab someone to give you advice or sell you some medicine.
7. Typhoon/Blizzard - The storm outside is so rough, you don't dare venture outside unless there's an emergency. Better stay in, hopefully with some good company, and take it easy for just one day.
8. Fulfilling Requests - Sometimes people post job requests on the board. Maybe there's something you can help with. Maybe there's something YOU need help with. List a reward, and see if there are any takers.
9. Overdoing It - Did you forget to eat again? Or sleep? Oh, you! Now you've caught a cold, and you can't possibly get everything done in this condition. Either you need to see a doctor, or recruit some help from a friend until you feel better.
10. The Blue Feather - This is it! This is when you finally confess your feelings to the person you cherish most. Will they accept? Or did you just flash the feather to be a complete troll and anger someone who never wanted it?
 
 
16 August 2015 @ 06:12 pm
 The Abrupt Kissing Meme
 
 

Plain and simple: your character is being kissed. Abruptly. How did this happen? Were they talking too much to the point where it was the only way to shut them up? Was someone bidding adieu or just not able to hold in their feelings? Or was this some CPR class gone bad? More importantly—how do they react?

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. Congratulations, your character is being kissed by whoever tags them!
→ Tag around.
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-9) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own. 
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!
  • 1 — Simply put: I like you. (You may or may not know this already.)
  • 2 — I did it to shut you up. (It worked, didn't it?)
  • 3 — I've always been curious... (About what it'd be like to kiss you.)
  • 4 — It was an accident! (I totally tripped!)
  • 5 — Farewell. (I may never see you again and...!)
  • 6 — Taunting. (Bet you didn't see that attack coming didja?)
  • 7 — CPR (You were asleep and you suddenly woke up..?)
  • 8 — No more waiting! (Ain't nobody got time for that.)
  • 9 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)
 
 
04 August 2015 @ 10:15 am


There's a wedding going on today and you're invited!

Is it yours, your friend's or family's or someone you don't even know but got dragged along with by another person to go to? Are you there alone, maybe? This meme is for all the different wedding scenarios that can go down, from the two people getting married to the two people who haven't met yet but will soon be on their way. Or, for two close friends who want nothing more than a reason to go out and celebrate.

Rules

1. Put your character name, canon name, and pairing preference (if you're looking for shipping stuff) in the title, and add more detail in the comment. This does not have to be just bridge, groom, and best man/maid of honor. Guests, friends, and everyone else are just as welcomed to attend.
2. Tag around to as many people as possible.
3. Have a happy wedding!
 
 
12 July 2015 @ 03:12 pm
MORNING AFTER MEME



Last
night was pretty wild, or maybe it wasn't. You have just woken up, but
you are not alone. Perhaps it is a stranger lying next to you, perhaps
it's someone you know. It might be your significant other, or a one
night stand. The fact remains that you are in bed together, naked and
something happened. 


HOW THIS WORKS; 

+ Comment with your character. Information and preferences best be included!
+ Someone replies. 
+ Shit may or may not hit the fan, that is entirely up to you. You might even want to go for round 2, round 3 etc. etc. 
+ Tag around!
+ Have fun and be excellent to each other!
 
 
05 July 2015 @ 10:10 pm
The Mindfuck Meme



This is not a very nice meme! Many if not all options are potentially triggering. Please use your best judgment before participating.

rules + options )
 
 
04 July 2015 @ 02:54 pm
The BDSM Lifestyle Meme

BDSM isn't all about the sex. Sure, handcuffs, whips and chains, toys, power and control-play can be fun, but sometimes it's about the other stuff too. The little stuff. The ways you and your partner give yourselves to each other every day.

So this is a meme to play out safe, sane, consensual and maybe even non-sexual BDSM.


If you want more information, check out:
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          Sexuality.Org's BDSM Index
          The Keys to A Relationship
          Extreme Restraints

Be warned: Threads and prompts below may contain triggers, and will contain sexual content. )

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18 June 2015 @ 09:14 pm
 The Abrupt Kissing Meme
 
 

Plain and simple: your character is being kissed. Abruptly. How did this happen? Were they talking too much to the point where it was the only way to shut them up? Was someone bidding adieu or just not able to hold in their feelings? Or was this some CPR class gone bad? More importantly—how do they react?

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. Congratulations, your character is being kissed by whoever tags them!
→ Tag around.
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-9) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own. 
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!
  • 1 — Simply put: I like you. (You may or may not know this already.)
  • 2 — I did it to shut you up. (It worked, didn't it?)
  • 3 — I've always been curious... (About what it'd be like to kiss you.)
  • 4 — It was an accident! (I totally tripped!)
  • 5 — Farewell. (I may never see you again and...!)
  • 6 — Taunting. (Bet you didn't see that attack coming didja?)
  • 7 — CPR (You were asleep and you suddenly woke up..?)
  • 8 — No more waiting! (Ain't nobody got time for that.)
  • 9 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)
 
 
10 May 2015 @ 07:27 pm

The Harvest Moon Meme!





Sometimes your character just needs a break, either from the frantic pace of their games, or from their chaotic canon lives. Lucky for them, they have a chance to relax and unwind out in the country, where there's plenty of fresh air, good food, and friendly company to be had. So push pause on those busy lives and spend some time in the world of Harvest Moon.

ROLES
1. The Busy Farmer - Classic. You have animals to take care of, crops to grow, people to make friends with, harvest sprites to ignore, and so many things. It's hard to keep track of it all, but somehow, you manage.
2. The Rival Farmer - You've been here long before the clever new upstart appeared. But it seems like they've got a natural talent for this stuff you never realized. Maybe you can ask them for advice, or challenge them for the rights to use a public field.
3. The Farming Specialist - Maybe you'd rather concentrate on just one area of farming that you love. Do you grow only vegetables? Orchards? Are you solely into animal husbandry? Your skills might be more limited, but they're sharp and focused and you're at the top of the list.
4. Shopkeeper - Whether you run one of the town markets or visit from afar to sell exotic wares, you're always up for a good bargain.
5. Restaurant - You are a restaurant. Whether you prepare the food, serve it, or both, hospitality is the name of the game, and you've got plenty to go around. Feed the poor starving farmers who can't afford to build their own kitchen yet.
6. The Harvest God/Goddess - Kindly and watchful, you make sure the farmers are getting all the help they need...so long as they keep up their offerings, after all.
7. Mayor - This town is yours, and you rule with an iron fist! Or maybe you just organize events and festivals and mediate town arguments. That works too.
8. Doctor - When farmers collapse in exhaustion after stupidly refusing to eat or sleep, you're the one who has to patch them up. Is it annoying? Maybe you love being there to take care of everyone.
9. The Visitor - Whether you wandered in with amnesia, washed up on shore, or just decided to stay at the inn and stick around, you're part of the town community now. You might also be secretly dateable.
10. The Kindly Veteran - You're here to teach the newbie farmers all the basics. You're also probably doomed to die as soon as winter rolls around.

EVENTS
1. Tutorial Time - Water the crops. Brush the cows. Feed the dogs. Harvest the babies. Put chickens in the beehives. ...Maybe you could use a little help.
2. Courtship - There's a special someone in town you've got your eye on. Bring them their favorite gifts and they'll have no choice but to like you! ...That IS their favorite gift, right? Because if it's a horror gift, you're doomed to die alone.
3. Competition - Who grows the best crops? Who's got the best sheep? Who can cook the most delicious Cheese Drink? Put your skills on display and impress EVERYONE.
4. Marriage - You're tying the knot, and everyone is invited to the wedding. Come wish the happy couple good luck because the wife is going to be pregnant in just 30 days and give them a gift.
5. Friendly Festival - Not all of the events are slated for farmers to show off at each other. There's the flower festival where people give floral gifts, the snow festival where everyone gathers together to build a giant snow castle, and of course eating buckwheat noodles in the town square to ring in the new year is always popular!
6. Sick Friends - Uh oh, you forgot to put the cow in last night and it got harassed by a wild dog. Now it's stressed out and unhappy! Grab someone to give you advice or sell you some medicine.
7. Typhoon/Blizzard - The storm outside is so rough, you don't dare venture outside unless there's an emergency. Better stay in, hopefully with some good company, and take it easy for just one day.
8. Fulfilling Requests - Sometimes people post job requests on the board. Maybe there's something you can help with. Maybe there's something YOU need help with. List a reward, and see if there are any takers.
9. Overdoing It - Did you forget to eat again? Or sleep? Oh, you! Now you've caught a cold, and you can't possibly get everything done in this condition. Either you need to see a doctor, or recruit some help from a friend until you feel better.
10. The Blue Feather - This is it! This is when you finally confess your feelings to the person you cherish most. Will they accept? Or did you just flash the feather to be a complete troll and anger someone who never wanted it?
 
 
06 May 2015 @ 08:54 pm


THE NEWLYWEDS MEME

Early in marriage, newly married couples are affectionate, very much in love, and relatively free of excessive conflict, a state that might be called "blissful harmony."

This is a meme for playing that period out! Because a little fluff (or even smut for some couples) every now and then is a wonderful thing.

The rules:

1) Comment with your character's name and canon, and any preferences you might have.
2) Tag other people who have posted. The two of you are now newlyweds!
3) The scenario is up to you! Could be the wedding night, the honeymoon, a couple months, or even a year after the wedding! At home, at a hotel, wherever and whenever is completely up to you!
4) Have fun!
 
 
29 April 2015 @ 05:08 pm
MORNING AFTER MEME



Last
night was pretty wild, or maybe it wasn't. You have just woken up, but
you are not alone. Perhaps it is a stranger lying next to you, perhaps
it's someone you know. It might be your significant other, or a one
night stand. The fact remains that you are in bed together, naked and
something happened. 


HOW THIS WORKS; 

+ Comment with your character. Information and preferences best be included!
+ Someone replies. 
+ Shit may or may not hit the fan, that is entirely up to you. You might even want to go for round 2, round 3 etc. etc. 
+ Tag around!
+ Have fun and be excellent to each other!
 
 
08 April 2015 @ 12:01 am


Hey there, Gorgeous. You look a little down today. What's wrong? Not feeling good enough about your appearance? Maybe it's time for a change. Here's a voucher for our new salon. Why not check it out?

I'm sure you'll love it. Nobody's ever complained.

However it is that you manage to have found the place, a cute little facility that popped up seemingly overnight. The bright lights lead to a bubblegum pink hair salon that looks like it hasn't been used since sometime in the 1960s. Kind of cute in a retro sort of way.

Welcome, newcomer, to the Be Youtiful beauty salon. Perhaps you discovered it during random wanderings of your own. Maybe you found a voucher slipped in the mail or by some of the lovely attendants outside. Or perhaps a lover did and suggested you might want to try out a change. Whatever the reason, the salon is certainly in operating order. It's been freshly polished and cleaned until it sparkles from the bright mod oranges and pinks of the walls to the sleek mirrored workstations. Upon entering, one is greeted by one of the perky attendants dressed in white go-go boots and a getup that looks a bit like the salon's decor exploded on it.

Won't you stay a while to check out the services? If you don't like the way you look when it's done, it'll all be free of charge.

I'll look like a covergirl )
 
 
 
11 February 2015 @ 09:18 am
VALENTINE'S DAY MEME



Time to start making those Valentine's Day plans! Seriously, how can there not be a Valentine's Day meme yet? Plans need to be made, because chocolate. And also love. Choose a scenario or roll one randomly. Don't forget to put your shipping preferences in the subject line!

Scenarios and Optional Chocolate Flavors/Effects )
 
 
22 January 2015 @ 08:41 pm


the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




 
 
22 January 2015 @ 08:39 am
A Taste of What You Could Never Have

The grass is always greener on the other side, it seems, not matter who you are. Still, there are some who've never even dreamed of seeing that lively shade because it's not even in the realm of possibility.

Maybe you've not once considered what it would be like to live what most would consider a normal, peaceful life. You're too plagued by danger or ostracized, and if you did think about how things could be different, you'll only bring pain over what can't be.

Except it can be.

You've woken up where. If you live in constant violence, you now have peace. If you're an outcast, you're now accepted by others. And more than that, you also have a happy home with a lover - something you may have thought you'd never have - and a perhaps even a family. You may or may not have desired that. Everyone else here thinks it's always been like this, but you know the truth.

...don't you? Or are you the confused one, and this the reality?

At any rate, how do you take this new "life?" Are you suspicious? It's understandable to be; you know who you are and where you stand, and you don't remember any of this. Could it be a trap all along? Is this a world where you wish you could stay or might actually try to do so? If that's the case, you may want to pull away and remind yourself that there must be an illusion here. Do you find the whole affair bittersweet? There's also the possibility that you'll learn from this. All things considered, what made your life so hard may also be what made you.

How to Play
  • Comment with your character, preferences, and any information you'd like to include. If you'd like to tell others what your character's idea of a normal or idealized like would be, do so. Blank comments are fine, too. Remember, all characters will have different concepts about what normal, peaceful, or ideal are.
  • Those who reply to you will be part of your character's "new" life - very close parts. The picture that inspired this meme is shippy, but you don't have to use the meme in that way. Just indicate if you're open to shipping, gen, or both!
  • Thread! Feel free to take interaction and the setting itself in any direction you'd like.
 
 
18 January 2015 @ 04:13 pm
The Abrupt Kissing Meme
 
 

Plain and simple: your character is being kissed. Abruptly. How did this happen? Were they talking too much to the point where it was the only way to shut them up? Was someone bidding adieu or just not able to hold in their feelings? Or was this some CPR class gone bad? More importantly—how do they react?

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. Congratulations, your character is being kissed by whoever tags them!
→ Tag around.
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-9) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own.
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!
  • 1 — Simply put: I like you. (You may or may not know this already.)
  • 2 — I did it to shut you up. (It worked, didn't it?)
  • 3 — I've always been curious... (About what it'd be like to kiss you.)
  • 4 — It was an accident! (I totally tripped!)
  • 5 — Farewell. (I may never see you again and...!)
  • 6 — Taunting. (Bet you didn't see that attack coming didja?)
  • 7 — CPR (You were asleep and you suddenly woke up..?)
  • 8 — No more waiting! (Ain't nobody got time for that.)
  • 9 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)
 
 
18 January 2015 @ 04:58 pm
NOT just A ROBOT
shipping meme


There's always a right tool for the job, be it as simple as a hammer for a nail or on up to the much, much more complex. In this, the near future, the new tool for the abstract, post-modern job is no longer from the humble tool box - it's robots. Robots have taken over most sectors, such as assembly, law enforcement, and even health care. Things run so much smoother when they're automated. Yet the most impressive factor is that robots have just recently begun to enter a sector previously believed to require human touch: the personal sector. From personal assistants to robo bodyguards to pleasurebots, most anyone who's anyone has a personal robot these days. Of course, humanity being the narcissistic charmers we are, all "companion" sector robots are made in our own beautiful image, or close to it.

But you know this. You have a personal robot, after all...or you are one.

Whether owner or robot, it's important to remember one key rule: robots, no matter how human they appear, cannot feel emotions. Any appearances thereof are programming in the AI.

Robots certainly, absolutely, cannot fall in love. Again, any appearances thereof are programming in the AI. If that's not the case, and "love" still seems present...

...well, a toll that no longer functions correctly may not be right for the job.

HOW TO PLAY ➟
  • Comment with your character, preference, and whether you want to play a human or a robot.
  • Reply to others.
  • Use the RNG to choose a prompt or pick one yourself.

PROMPTS UNDER THE CUT )