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[lucency]

There are ways to fix that. It's easy to look up - and your title won't be threatened.

Also, you might have the wrong number.

[ BUT SHE COULDN'T NOT TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO PROMOTE EDUCATION. ]

[reactivates]

Okay and that is what I generally do but the thing IS... It is a little hard to search the internet while you're in the middle of the ocean covered in mollusks. P.S. I never want to see another mollusk again.

[Except oh you aren't her bff Jinks. Note to self: do not attempt to type in phone numbers while you are peeling kelp from your clothes.]

Oh. Oops?

[lucency]

[ she wasn't going to respond, actually, but hold on wait for it - ]

You've got to have some kind of base, I'm assuming. Does it have a library?

[reactivates]

[Why are we still talking I don't know let's blame being out on the water in the sun all day yeah let's go with that.]

Well it's more of a warehouse than a base.

And we have more books than you can shake a stick at but I wouldn't suggest attempting to read them for fear of actually getting sucked into them or worse. And I don't just mean in This Is A REALLY Good Book kind of way, either. Actually I wouldn't suggest even shaking a stick at them, for that matter. Shit's dangerous.

[Here let me divulge you some information about the top secret government facility I work at no big we're not actually in the same universe]

[lucency]

[ wait

what

what is she actually supposed to say to this. ]

It sounds that way. Aren't there precautions in place for that sort of thing? Ways out?

[reactivates]

Yes and it's called "Don't Touch Anything."

[Also "Don't Bring Pete" but the two rules are kind of synonymous, really. Though with Pete you get the added rule of "Don't Lick Anything". WE ARE REALLY PROFESSIONAL GOVERNMENT AGENTS, BELLE. REALLY PROFESSIONAL.]

The books we keep in the warehouse are here bc they're dangerous. As is the majority of the crap here, really.

[lucency]

Really? They don't teach you how to handle things like that?

[ but wait hold on isn't she technically mayor now lbr what kind of nonsense is rumple hiding in his shop? ]

Where do you gather it all from?

[reactivates]

I mean, we have a manual that explains a lot of the workings of the warehouse and what to do in certain cases but. Really the nature of the job is venturing into the unknown. So you can't plan for everything because not every case that we deal with is going to have the exact same rules. For a lot of things we pretty much have to rely on intuition.

Everywhere, man. Been doing it for centuries, too. I mean, not me personally. Obviously.

[lucency]

It certainly sounds like a risk. What's the name of it? The organization?

[ and do you take new recruits or can you be rented out for hire? she doesn't know which question to ask yet h/o. ]