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memeswearhouse ([personal profile] memeswearhouse) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-03-02 10:54 am

Cloudy with a Chance of Hurt Comfort Meme




Hurt/Comfort - Hurt/comfort is a fan fiction genre that involves the physical pain or emotional distress of one character, who is cared for by another character. The injury, sickness or other kind of hurt allows an exploration of the characters and their relationship.

- Post with Character Name | Series in the subject.
- Others respond.
- Roll 1-10 at RNG for a scene, play it out and have fun!

1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captive and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case is, someone else can clearly see you need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.
11. INSANITY. You're seeing things that aren't really there, hearing voices, or you're just convinced you're at your wit's end finally and you're going to crack. Maybe someone can give you a helping hand.
12. TIRED. You've had a heard life recently and you're just worn too thin to really care anymore. There's no fight left in you anymore. Can someone help change your mind?
13. ADDICTION. Drugs, alcohol, sex, gambling, or any other type of addiction has got you in its grasp. First time or relapse. Will someone be able to save you?
14. INSOMNIA. You can't sleep anymore, no matter how hard you try. Maybe someone can give you company.
15. NIGHTMARES. Or, on the other end of the spectrum, you can't sleep without gruesome, horrible nightmares. Either someone is stuck in your dream with you, witnessing it or they're just waking you up, soothing you out of it.
16. BLACKMAIL. You've been caught doing something you shouldn't and you were blackmailed because of it
17. SEPARATION. You're going to be separated for awhile or were separated for a long time. Either make up for lost time or try to spend every last moment together.
18. VIOLATED. You've been violated in some way. Can include sexual overtones or not. Can someone help you through it?
19. STRANDED. You've been stranded somewhere remote, with no help of anyone finding you for awhile. Can you survive this together?
20. SINS. You're feeling the weight of your sins and guilt clearer than ever. Can someone give you absolution or lessen the ache any?
21. SECRET. It's difficult having to keep that secret of yours, be it a relationship or something you just don't want to share with anybody else. Maybe it's okay to talk about it now though...
22. ADDITION. Babies should be joyous things unless you're in a situation where you know you won't be able to care for them. Either you've adopted or found out you're pregnant.
disbar: © crackers4jenn (we're the only species on earth)

it's... a mesh. with these two, it's always a mesh. idek

[personal profile] disbar 2013-03-03 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Uh oh. Beer and knitting and it's only five. [ Why he was dragged into helping Britta get out of this... funk, remains a mystery. True comfort is only ever successfully spouted from him once every five years. ]

Just so you know, I fully expect those monsters you call pets to start eating you by the end of the week if you stay like this.
ftws: ❝ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀs ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ʜᴇʀ ᴇʏᴇs ᴡᴇʀᴇ sʜᴀᴛᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴘʀɪsᴍs, ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴛs ᴏғ ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ʙɪᴛs ᴏғ sᴘᴀʀᴋʟᴇ.❞ (ᴅᴀʀᴋ ɢʟᴀssᴇs)

i can dig it.

[personal profile] ftws 2013-03-03 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[her eyes narrow, peering through a haze of beer and brownies at that fivehead, jeff. britta's only drinking beer because she ran out of vodka two marathons of law and order ago, and she's too lazy, gloomy, and drunk to make an alcohol run.

also, fyi, she's not in a funk; she's just... having the mean reds, okay.]


and i expect -- blah blah blah i don't care.
disbar: © truthtotell (pic#5794880)

[personal profile] disbar 2013-03-03 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. Such articulation. [ He falls into the seat next to her, casting a critical, bored look around the apartment. It reeks of cat and alcohol. ] How long have you locked yourself in here for?
ftws: ❝ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ sʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ: ᴀ ᴍɪʟᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ᴛᴡᴏ ᴍɪʟᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ sʜᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ᴏɴ.❞ (ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs)

[personal profile] ftws 2013-03-04 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[well, since he's here, britta gives him a glance, judging whether or not he's fuckable enough to warrant brushing her teeth. eh, perhaps with a few more beers.

now she gives him a look, her eyes narrowing at him again.]
who let you in? [that's the more pressing question here, lbr. the next one is, isn't there a "no d-bags allowed" sign hanging on her door? britta's pretty drunk and she's rambling, she knows.]
disbar: © crackers4jenn (i'd be happy to show you the ropes.)

[personal profile] disbar 2013-03-05 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a smirk. ] You gave me a key, dummy. [ And he dangles said key off of his index finger before her eyes, eyebrows raised, prompting her to remember. ]
ftws: ❝ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ sʜᴇᴇᴘɪsʜʟʏ, ɪ ʀᴇsᴄᴜᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ sɪᴅᴇᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀsʜᴄᴀɴ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʀʙᴀɢᴇ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.❞ (ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀɢᴇ ᴘᴇʀᴄʜᴇᴅ)

[personal profile] ftws 2013-03-07 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[n o p e don't remember that. and it's probably a good thing; that whole sex thing with him should be taken from her head, stored in a wooden crate, and secured in a large warehouse in area 51, filled with other booty-call/one-night stand regrets, a la indiana jones style.

britta shrugs, carelessly, as she turns back to her soaps.]
yeah, well as soon as i sober up, i'm taking it back. [as soon as that happens, which might not be for a while.]
disbar: © crackers4jenn (Default)

[personal profile] disbar 2013-03-08 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ugh. Groan.] To hand off to Troy, or some other poor asshole who barely bathes? [Jeff Winger: he asks the tough questions.]
ftws: ❝ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʟɪғᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇᴅ sᴛᴇᴘ.❞ (ᴛᴏᴘ-ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪsᴛ)

[personal profile] ftws 2013-03-08 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
is there a reason why you're here? or i'm dying? [britta perry: yeah, being stuck in a room with jeff winger sounds like hell to her.]
disbar: © crackers4jenn (what am i not good at.)

[personal profile] disbar 2013-03-08 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Feelings mutual.] Like I'd actually be wasting my time here if you were dying.
ftws: ❝ᴏʜ ɴᴏ, ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ sᴏʀʀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀsᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ᴏɴ ᴍᴇ.❞ (ᴏғ ᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ɪᴛ)

[personal profile] ftws 2013-03-08 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
then why are you here? [slight annoyance edges into her voice as she takes a swig of beer. she lightly burps before tossing the can towards the trash can, already filled with bottles and bags of kashi go lean.]
disbar: © crackers4jenn (Default)

[personal profile] disbar 2013-03-09 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Annie and Shirley are freaking out. Apparently I'm the only one who can talk to any of you people when you start acting weird. [Though this seems like perfectly normal Britta-behavior to him.]