lazier: (the sun is our spotlight)
Koki Kariya ([personal profile] lazier) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-11-18 08:26 pm

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

The Bad Pick-Up Line Meme


(For those of you who're TWEWY savvy, you can replace the subject with, "Did you use a psych? Because baby, you just rocked my world.")

Your character suddenly finds themselves unable to communicate in anything but bad pick-up lines. Crap. Any attempt to say anything but a bad pick-up line or come on in general fails for some inexplicable reason.

If you need a backstory, your character pissed off a witch and she cursed them. Wells may have been involved. Hey, it beats flowers falling out of their mouths.

What happens next?

- Post.
- Reply to other people!
- Hijinks. If you need a list of pick up lines to use, this site has a ton.
pheirental: (pic#3807274)

Dad Egbert | Homestuck

[personal profile] pheirental 2012-11-20 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
shahmat: (guardians)

welp

[personal profile] shahmat 2012-11-20 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
pheirental: (You're the world to me)

wink

[personal profile] pheirental 2012-11-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid I'm all out.
shahmat: (hero mode)

sob

[personal profile] shahmat 2012-11-20 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, don't make me beg.
pheirental: (Default)

ahahaha

[personal profile] pheirental 2012-11-20 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
You're barking up the wrong tree, Mr. Noir.
shahmat: (pups)

perfect

[personal profile] shahmat 2012-11-20 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Aw toots, you're killin' me worse than the tobacco. And folks say I'm smokin'.
pheirental: (Sometimes I'd stay up all night)

[personal profile] pheirental 2012-11-20 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
But unfortunately not my particular brand.
shahmat: (inherent)

[personal profile] shahmat 2012-11-20 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
That's just plain untenable. What's a fellow have to do to get a little slacks?

Slack. You definitely said slack.
pheirental: (pic#1873470)

[personal profile] pheirental 2012-11-20 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you'll find nicely pressed leeway from another source.
shahmat: (patience)

[personal profile] shahmat 2012-11-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
You're the only way I'm looking to press, hat-man. [Feisty mailwomen aside.] I think my doggedness is already pretty apparent. Be special and save time: say yes.
pheirental: (Sometimes I'd stay up all night)

[personal profile] pheirental 2012-11-25 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
A man has to admire that kind of persistence. Unfortunately, we're two different breeds of men and I don't think we'll work out.
shahmat: (guardians)

[personal profile] shahmat 2012-11-25 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
We could "work out" just fine if you'd only take a stab at it.

You make up for only having one arm by making your airquotes for twice as long. This is because you are a thoughtful problem solver, focused and assertive, prepared to overcome any obstacle. Exactly the sort this gentleman could be interested in. Yes.

You suggest you may have more in common than he thinks. This icon is wholly appropriate.