You drunk son of a bitch, stop taking off clothes and let the strippers do it, thats their job.
The day you start taking clothes off for strangers for money is the day I hide all your weed and block the porno on the cable box
Yeah yeah. One of us has to be the responsible one nad I don't feel like trying to clean up your soiled morals when you hate yourself the next day.
lol jesus christ. you got a stripper name picked out yet?
smokey eisenhower. its a work in progress.
Yeah no if theres one thing you are its classy. what about smokey nixon?
make sure you put your tiger boss down for a reference. she needs something else to blame on me. i expect you to kick off your career by stripping at my funeral.
Thank god. my lifes ambition. get back to your party, bubbles.
dude how can you even ask that question
buttercup obviously. she kicked ass.
yeah yeah. a minor oversight. just get your drunk ass home.
oh really? you getting a little action?
i dont know about that. just make sure your ass doesn't get mugged.