that awkward meme;

[santanachamp]

THAT AWKWARD MEME WHEN
Congratulations, your character's shame is now a spectator sport.

RULES:
o1. Post your character ( name | series | any preferences ).
o2. Characters tagging in: Pick roll for a prompt.
o3. The character setting up the scene can be either the cause, or the unfortunate witness to the awkward situation. Have fun!



That awkward moment when...

o1. You're trying to slink away with your partner’s valuables after a one night stand only to wake them up in the process.
o2. You send a message with your confession, raaage, embarrassing questions or compromising pictures to the wrong person.
o3. You forgot about a birthday or anniversary and now have to pitch a cheap gift bought in five minutes off the nearest 7/11 as a symbolic expression of your feelings.
o4. You lost your wallet and have to charm a perfect stranger into paying your tab.
o5. You spill your wine on the event special guest half an hour before they're due giving their speech.
o6. You need to get rid of your date/groupie/coworker to assume your superhero identity and go save the day in the nearby building.
o7. You can’t stop hiccuping during someone's heartfelt confession of undying affection.
o8. You kidnapped the wrong person.
o9. You have to get your very drunk friend out of a public place fast, and they're not exactly cooperating.
10. You blame grave illness to cancel on meeting someone, only to run into them an hour later.
11. You slip on a banana peel in the middle of your amazing performance or even more amazing shounen attack.
12. You get matched on a blind date with someone who dumped you. Twice.
13. You call out the wrong name when things get hot and heavy.
14. You have to prod this person whether they like-like your friend without outright saying it, because said friend is apparently five too shy to ask on their own.
15. You run into someone after choosing your clothing or doing your make up during a blackout.
16. You have to ask a favour of someone you publicly lambasted twenty minutes ago.
17. You wake up to find someone's been watching you sleep.
18. You answer the door in your lingerie to surprise your special other, only to find it’s not them calling.
19. You try the polite greeting your friends taught you in a different language, only to find out it’s actually a grave insult or a hilarious proposal.
20. You accidentally walk into someone showering, singing aloud, enjoying their personal time or anything else you feel like putting together.

Comments

Santana Lopez | Glee

[bitchesandbreadstix]

[F/F if shippy, otherwise OTA]

9.

[somanylyrics]

[brittany know things still aren't perfect between her and santana, but they're trying. they're back together and that's what matters the most. she knows they still have issues to work out, but she has faith that they'll be okay. she has to.

right now she's just happy that santana is home for a long break for the holidays, and she's spending as much time with her as possible. she didn't know though that some of that time spent would be her picking santana up from someone's house, drunk. she got the text after she was already in bed and threw on her sweats and a jacket to go find her girlfriend. she's now got an arm around santana and trying to get her out the front door.]

[bitchesandbreadstix]

[Santana loves Brittany. She really does, but right now she doesn't like her because the tequila was right there but now she's halfway through the house being pulled away from it.]

Britt, come ooon. [She slurs, trying to wriggle her way out of Brittany's arms.] One more drink? Or dancing?

[Santana has a feeling she's going to hate herself in the morning]

[somanylyrics]

No, San. No more drinking.

[if she were drunk too she might find this santana endearing, but right now she's just a little worried]

I don't want you to be sick.

[bitchesandbreadstix]

[Santana pouts, turning in Brittany's arms while she's still trying to wriggle out of them]

I won't get sick. Promise.

[She presses her hands against Brittany's stomach and slides them to her sides] Just dance with me then?

[somanylyrics]

[the pout and the hands on her test her resolve. she pauses, closing her eyes at the touch.]

There's no music.

[not that that's ever stopped her, but she's trying to find logic here]

[bitchesandbreadstix]

Might find some back there, or we don't need any.

[Santana twists her fingers into Brittany's shirt, holding her close]

You just don't wanna dance with me. Do you?

[Her bottom lip quivers as the alcohol starts bringing out her weepy side]

[somanylyrics]

[britt lets her hands fall to santana's waist and sighs, leaning in close]

Of course I do. I always do.

[she starts swaying them slowly]

[bitchesandbreadstix]

[Santana slumps against Brittany, letting her control their movements. Her eyes slip shut as they sway]

Sorry they made you come get me, [she murmurs] shouldda let you come. S'no fun without you.

[somanylyrics]

[she slowly rubs santana's back while they move]

It's okay. We don't have to do everything together, right?

[bitchesandbreadstix]

No. [She doesn't want to be a clingy girlfriend, but being drunk right now isn't helping]

Just...missed you. That's all.

[somanylyrics]

[she actually doesn't mind a clingy girlfriend. she doesn't usually get santana's clingy side, and there's something about it that makes her feel so very wanted. she smiles softly]

You could have just come over to my house.

[bitchesandbreadstix]

Was going to.

[She was. Honestly. It was lame at first, and she was planning on leaving...but...]

Shots happened.

[somanylyrics]

Okay, well, I think we should leave. You can come to my house now and I'll put you to bed.

[bitchesandbreadstix]

Okay.

[Santana looks up with hopeful eyes]

You're not mad?

[somanylyrics]

Well. I'm a little sad that you came here instead of coming over for sexy lady time, but I can't be mad at you.

[she kisses santana softly]

[bitchesandbreadstix]

[When her mind processes what Brittany said, she felt herself sober up a little and smirked]

The night's still young, Britt-Britt.

[somanylyrics]

[she smirks and takes santana's hands]

And you're still drunk.

[bitchesandbreadstix]

And you're sexy.

[Santana shrugs, still swaying a bit as she leans in closer to Brittany]

Can we stop pointing out the obvious stuff now? Wanna go home.

[somanylyrics]

[she puts her arm around santana and starts leading her to the door again]

Do you want me to drop you off at your house or do you wanna come over?

[bitchesandbreadstix]

[Santana doesn't try to fight her this time and happily leans into her side]

Wanna stay with you.

[somanylyrics]

Yay, I want that too.

[she smiles and carefully loads santana into her car]

[bitchesandbreadstix]

[Santana tugs Brittany closer before she can close the door and mumbles] Love you

[somanylyrics]

I love you too.

[she buckles santana in and goes around to the driver's side, then starts the car and drives them back to her house. when they get there she helps santana out and up to the front door.]

Ssssh. We have to be quiet.

[bitchesandbreadstix]

[Santana nods, pretending to zip her mouth, but can't help the giggle that escapes.

Or the ones that she lets out as they make their way through the house. It could be worse, at least she isn't crying her eyes out]