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ƴ☺ʊя ḟøґℯṽ℮ґ ℊḯґℓ ([personal profile] sausagefests) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-09-12 07:58 pm

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( playing house smut meme )

Ah, home sweet home. There's nothing quite like it, whether your place is a roomy house in suburbia with a white picket fence, a little shack, a space station outside Jupiter's orbit, or a cold stone castle. It's yours, where you feel safest (...hopefully) and most, well, at home! Here, in your own kingdom, you can do what you want: take your shirt off, get rid of your shoes, and eat the grossest food available just because you can.

...and also have lots and lots of sex, for there's someone here you can always fuck.

Not only has your character found themselves in the home they want - not the one they were born into, forced to live in, or otherwise - they're also, as much as certain people can be, which is perhaps not at all. But worry not, the meme has options that can make it make sense for even the most homicidal yet strangely nonchalant half-god alien demon hunter giant slayer to settle down. Oooor something like that. Like banging the cleaning lady or using his partner so he cans teal their energy to get stronger.

Isn't domesticity grand?

You'll be have tons of time for a special sort of togetherness, but don't let all that steam cloud up your mind. There are still other things involved in having a home! You have to do chores, visit others, and take care of business. Nothing says you can't combine a bit of play into all that, though. Just hope that the two of you don't get mad at each other! Unless you're ready for hot angry sex or even more fulfilling make up make outs, that is.

There's one important thing to remember about being all homey and cozy: when the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

How to Play 
  • Comment with your character and preferences. You can leave your comment blank OR you can put a bit more information about what prompts you like, info about your character, what have you.
  • Comment to others.
  • Play out domestic sex.
  • "But my character wouldn't...!" NOPE. There are plenty of options for those who are less inclined for being sweet or settling down. If all else fails, just handwave how they got here and focus on the now.

  1. In the Beginning: You've moved in together and are learning the boundaries, both sexual and non, of living with a partner.
  2. Not Mom's House Anymore: You're young and starting out; it's crazy to live by yourself instead of with your family! Luckily, your lover can give you things mother never gave you.
  3. Sweep It Under the Rug: Chores can be boring, but you can make them fun, right? After all, you look so good bent over the table while you're dusting.
  4. Naked Apron: Nothing's better than breakfast in bed. Except when you're served it with your baby wearing nothing but the apron they used to make all that bounty.
  5. Letting It All Hang Out: Benefit of being in your own house? Running around naked. This doesn't have to change when you're living with someone.
  6. There's Someone Else...for Both of Us: Three's a crowd, except when two agreed on it.
  7. Spicing Things Up: Sometimes, constantly seeing someone can rub you the wrong way, and intimacy can get rote and boring. That's why slipping a new kink in every now and again isn't a bad idea, especially if it's something that one of you has really wanted to try.
  8. I'll Take Care of You: Everyone deserves to be pampered, and you're letting your partner soak up the best of your home and the best of you.
  9. Proving Your Love: You want to show your lover that you care for them like no one else. After all, you're living with them, not anyone else!
  10. Becoming Comfortable With You: After a while, they've become like another part of you, one you can show or tell anything to, even about how hard you want them to thrust into you or how you want them to suck your -
  11. Suspicious Minds: Jealousy brought from the outside is making one of you antsy. Can a serious fucking session prove that there's no roaming minds here?
  12. Christening the New Place: You've moved into a new home. Unpacked everything? Good! Now it's time to have sex on every surface so it's all totally yours.
  13. Welcome Home: One half of the household has been away - on a trip, at war, at an anime convention, whatever. Now, it's up to the other half to make their welcome wagon the best there ever was.
  14. Cultural Differences: Different cultures have different ideas about home, about coupling, and about the stuff that goes on between the sheets. Can you work it out?
  15. Home-Cooked Meal: Believe it or not, there are even better uses for apple pie than eating it.
  16. I'm Not Used to This: This is your first time in a "committed" relationship, having a home, or both. How are you adjusting? Is it still hard to be touched, be loved, or use a proper bed?
  17. Here Out of Convenience: It's not like you really like them or anything! This is only a roof over your head and a warm hole to fuck.
  18. You're Just Being Used: You're getting a benefit from your relationship that isn't purely sexual, like wealth, power, or control. But in order to keep things in line, you have to keep your partner happy and sexually fufilled.
  19. Keeping You Here: You can't let them slip away, so you'll use your body to keep them ensnared.
  20. Territorial: Your house, your things - they belong to you, and that can give you a rush. Maybe you want to show your lover that they're yours, too.
  21. I Have to Stay: You don't want to be caught up in this, but you're making yourself stay and keeping yourself in bed with the "enemy."
  22. Now I Only Want You Gone: You want this person out of your life, and there are few stronger ways to send this message than make a cuckold of them. Preferably when they know it.
  23. Tell Me More: You want to know if this whole "playing house" thing is all it's cut out to be.
  24. Proving them All Wrong: They said you'd never, ever find someone. Now, you're showing them just what kind of catch you've got yourself by not taking your hands off what you've earned.
  25. Forced Together: Be it expectations or arranged marriage, you two are stuck together. Of course, such contracts involve a certain amount of physical action, like producing heirs.
  26. Keeping Up Appearances: You want to look successful in life, and part of that involves being in a sexual relationship. Or perhaps you want to hide something about yourself.
  27. Argument: Ugh, they put their feet on the table! They broke your favorite vase! They're when they're mad!
  28. Making Up: You feel sorry for what you've said or done and will do anything to prove that. You just want to shower them with your affection (or not), or show them how much they're wanted.
  29. Like Melted Butter: You want something, and the best way to get it is to butter them up and get under their skin - in a good way.
  30. Starting a Family: Both of you are taking the next step and bringing a new life into this world, and there's one old fashioned way to do it.
  31. Absolutely Glowing: So, one of you is pregnant. How has your sex life been affected by changing bodies and mood swings?
  32. Kids Will Be Kids: Now you guys have rugrats to take care of, but don't forget to make time for the two of you. Alone adult time is important.
  33. At-home Date: Break out the wine and the frozen pizza, it's time for a date at the house! Who says you need to go to a fancy dinner to get in the mood?
  34. Lazy Day: Today we're not doing anything, we're just gonna stay in our bed. And all that entails.
  35. Newlyweds: You two are more than committed. You've said your vows, for better or for worse. Hopefully, things will stay better, especially when you take things to the privacy of your room.
  36. Mr. and Mrs. Smith: The relationship is forbidden for some reason, and to have it, you all had to run away and start a new life. Maybe you even have assumed identities! Is it painful that you can only be your true selves in the bedroom?
  37. Tie Me to the Bed Post: The great thing about a well-furnished place is all the cool things you can find lying around that can be repurposed for other tasks. Like tying someone's arms or teasing someone's genitals.
  38. Out of My Closet: Speaking of things lying around, how about a sexy show with those underused items in your wardrobe?
  39. At Another Person's Home: Who cares that you're guests at somebody's house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
  40. With Another Person at Home: Who cares that you have a guest at your house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
  41. Way Down in Kokomo: You're on vacation. Sun, sand, surf, and 24/7 sex.
  42. Finally Tamed: No one, including you, thought you'd ever be domestic. But this person and their sexual attention have brought you to your knees.
  1. The Help: A home can run more smoothly with hired help like maids and cooks. It's beneficial to show that help some well-deserved love now and then, too.
  2. The Babysitter: Whether live-in or not, a babysitter goes through a lot and develops a bond with the kids. He or she may develop a bond with the parent(s), as well.
  3. The Guest: You've been invited to this person's house - and their bed - and they're showing you the ultimate hospitality.
  4. Siblings...or More: The two of you are related, but you live together like a couple. There are whispers...are they true?
  5. Roommates with Benefits: You're not committed or exclusive, but it's nice to have somebody in the same house with you that you can be with when you need it.
  6. Mister Fix-It: All homes sometimes need repairs. Maybe a qualified repair person can make other repairs, as well.
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mantis | gotg vol 2 | ota

[personal profile] innerbeauty 2017-09-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey, she deserves a nice turn in her life, for once.

Open to pretty much anyone, especially other Marvels, especially the ones you wouldn't expect Mantis to be with like the Avengers or the more street-level heroes. ]
Edited 2017-09-13 02:44 (UTC)
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Kenzi Malikov ][ Lost Girl ][ F/M

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[personal profile] burnwithawesome 2017-09-15 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Mind me tossing this guy at you?]
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[personal profile] morethanasidekick 2017-09-15 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Not at alll! Please do come at me :D ]
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[personal profile] burnwithawesome 2017-09-15 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Awesome~ What options do you like?]
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[personal profile] morethanasidekick 2017-09-16 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god. Choices LOL. Leaning towards the non-super angsty prompts but I'll write anything and everything.]
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[personal profile] burnwithawesome 2017-09-16 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ I like 4, 7, 13, 33, 34 and 42. Have a favorite between those?]
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[personal profile] morethanasidekick 2017-09-16 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
[34 looks good (and so very Kenzi). Would be easy to work in flavors of the others with that one too.]
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[personal profile] burnwithawesome 2017-09-19 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes you really just need a day in the house. And sometimes you just don’t feel like leaving the house. It was the latter for Kenzi and Johnny today as they laid in his bed together. His top floor penthouse apartment made for a pretty damn good spot to crash in for a whole day. Lying in bed with her, he has an arm tucked around her. The large screen TV on the wall playing some random movie.

He has a liquor cabinet in his bedroom, hidden behind a wall that opens up when you press a button. The previous night had made pretty liberal use of the contents of that cabinet, though they hadn’t yet touched it today. Though that would be changing in due to, right now he was trying to focus on the movie, though it wasn’t super invested in it or anything.

“So what sort of takeout are you feeling for dinner?” There were too many takeout places to name in this area alone. Anything that she could think of that she might want to eat could be easily delivered.
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Viola Avelide | OC | OTA

[personal profile] ebony_wings 2017-09-13 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Her house is likely to be big, gothic, or both of those, unless she's moving in with you. If smut happens I generally prefer some kink to it, even if it's CR related kink (forbidden, being sneaky, object of desire, etc.). Prefers women. No 22.]]
lefey: (158)

Morgana | Merlin / Arthurian | OTA

[personal profile] lefey 2017-09-13 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
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Re: Morgana | Merlin / Arthurian | OTA

[personal profile] callmesuperboy 2017-09-13 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
(ooc: Care for a Superboy? And maybe shades of 1, 25, and any others that work?)
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[personal profile] lefey 2017-09-13 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sure, we can give it a shot.]
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[personal profile] callmesuperboy 2017-09-13 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Being the latest generation of the House of El had responsibilities, Kon was learning, and while he didn't mind the idea of being married, nor to a beautiful woman like Morgana(and she was pleasant to talk to, and seemed to have a brain(maybe even more of one than him), unlike half the people he had been thrown at), he didn't like being forced into it.

Still, if his father and king commanded, so he did. The marriage was a thing of state, two kingdoms seeing their children married, and doing so in style. There was some humor, and a moment as he joined hands with Morgana before all those people, when he shot her a small lopsided smile, and somehow she had managed to smile back, but mostly it had been boring, long, and rather a pretentious thing, followed by a feast, which, finally, he and the lady could escape. A long ride and finally, they were in the castle that rested on the very borders of both kingdoms, which would be their castle. A whirlwind of greetings and words from the servants, and names that Kon was sure he would forget, and finally, they could escape.

Once the doors to their wedding night rooms were closed, he closed his eyes for a long moment, and then opened them, shaking his head. "If I never see so much brocade in all my life again, I will be happy. How can you even breathe, or ride, in that beautiful and yet terribly uncomfortable-looking thing?" He waved at her dress with a look of amazement.

Oh, had we mentioned that Kon was a little less formal in private than in public? Oops.

Still, this was their first really private moment, ever. And he took a long moment to look at her, curious, admiring, and a little unsure of himself now that they were here.
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[personal profile] lefey 2017-09-14 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
The wedding was a blur she would just as soon forget, she had managed to keep to herself whenever she could steal away from the hundreds of eyes watching her, whispering about this union she had been dragged into.

And then like that she's gone from the only home she can remember well, faced with a castle and new servants (none of whom is Gwen, sadly) and the sudden realisation she is utterly alone.

Aside from her husband. But he's as good as a stranger, too.

A stranger she blinks at when he has a sudden outburst about her dress, as if he had been the one to wear it.

'It's not much heavier than the usual dress.' she shrugs. If that was some attempt to get her out of it, he would have to try much harder.
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[personal profile] callmesuperboy 2017-09-14 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Truly? Wow. I never realized how those must be trouble."

He was at a loss for a moment, flailing for a thing to say, then spoke simply honestly. "I am not, ah, entirely sure how one makes nice with one's new wife, but would you like a drink of water or wine? And to talk? It seems like we haven't had a chance at all to really talk away from twelve different people always trying to be nearby."

He smiled hopefully at her.

She was beautiful, and she was his wife, and he knew nothing of her at all, save his briefings and the limited meetings, almost always chaperoned, that they had had.
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[personal profile] lefey 2017-09-16 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
'You get used to them.' Morgana hated dresses sometimes, especially when people expected her to ride in them but she hardly hated all of her dresses or certain occasions for wearing them. Not that he knows any of this, she's sure.

A desire for distance and an inability to leave the room without starting gossip or worse keeps Morgana at the other side of the room, standing in spite of her growing exhaustion as she watches him. She's not sure how one expects to make nice with a bride he doesn't know, either, nor is she certain she wishes him too.

Morgana could barely even summon a smile in return.

'I am fine. Thank you.' no worse than usual, at least.
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[personal profile] callmesuperboy 2017-09-17 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Kon opened his mouth, then closed it. He nodded.

"I will not, ever, force my attentions on you, Morgana. I wanted you to know that. I want to be your husband, and your partner, and the best of both I can be. I hope you will give me a chance to be those. For tonight, if you wish to sleep in the bedroom, you may do so in the knowledge that you will be unmolested. I can sleep out here on the couch."

He waved at the nearby couch in the outer area and nodded. He started to speak again, then shook his head. "I want to be your partner." He nodded and waited for her to speak before he would move to close the partitioning between the two sections of the room.

he was young, and he had never been faced with this before, nor any real test. He supposed, here and now, this was the test of his life, and he was likely bungling it. But he would be the man his father had raised him to be.
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[personal profile] lefey 2017-09-19 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Partner is almost a comical idea. Even Uther who loved Ygraine more than the entire world had never, she imagined, seen her as a partner. Perhaps her own parents, but her mother died so early on that she can hardly remember.

'If anyone sees you there they will know.' not that she wants him in the bed, but the maids would come in tomorrow, likely before they had a chance to get up and if anyone even suspected. 'The marriage is void if we don't...' she nodded towards the bed, her fingers tightening on the fabric of her own dress at the thought of it.
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Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin | M/M

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Viktor Nikiforov | Yuri on Ice | M/M

[personal profile] vktr 2017-09-14 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
((13 if I can find a Yuuri. OTA otherwise!))
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breakfast in beeed

[personal profile] rhayes 2017-09-15 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ If you would have told Roger Hayes that he would end up dating a record smashing, fucking gorgeous and ripped Russian figure skater about a year ago? He would have had a good chuckle. Slept with after one hell of a night? Sure, but dating? More to the point, living together? It was hardly something he could think about at all with most. But.

There was Victor. Lean, adorable, talented as fuck. At least as grey - or maybe so blond it was platinum - so that was a lovely welcome.

Roger slipped out of bed and managed a lovely and warm breakfast. Today was, after all, December 25th so. Double the reason to celebrate for Victor, right? Part one of the gift was a go. A tray full of a lovely Russian breakfast and tea and complete with a single rose carried up to the bedroom.

Waking up in time to actually celebrate birthmas or...?
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[personal profile] vktr 2017-09-17 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ If one couldn't sleep in on his birthday - and Christmas, besides! - then when exactly could they? If you couldn't take that one day for yourself, to be luxuriously lazy and just recline in bed until you deemed it necessary to get up, then what even was the point in having a birthday? To be reminded that you weren't as immortal as the world thought you were? Victor knew that. He felt it every day, when jumps on the ice became more difficult, when he tired out faster than he had last year, when he began to dread practice rather than welcoming it enthusiastically. Having Roger, though, had taken the spark that had been steadily dimming within him, threatening to go out entirely, and breathed new life into it. There was a bounce in his step again, and he whistled when he took the dogs out. Makkachin and Melbourne got on famously, and it was a neverending source of amusement that their dogs were M&M's. He'd taken to calling them Peanut and Almond occasionally, which was eye-rollingly adorable and he knew it.

He wasn't used to having so much time to himself. But with Yuuri in Hasetsu for Christmas, and the Four Continents not being until February, he suddenly found he had time to spend with Roger. And while it was an adjustment to living in the States after spending most of his life going between Russia and wherever in the world the competitive season took him, he loved every moment of it. Settling into his life with the university professor who made him smile even when he was exhausted, and his body felt broken was a luxury he would never have allowed himself before. Before he had rediscovered life and love.

The heat was something that he couldn't get used to. Winter in St. Petersburg was bitterly cold, but here the air was thick and warm and muggy. And Victor, who hadn't quite acclimatized yet, often found that just a sheet draped over himself was more than enough. More often than not, that sheet wound up being kicked aside, and he would sprawl across the mattress, half draped over Roger, wearing little more than boxer briefs. If he even wore that much. And that was how Roger found him; sprawled, one arm shoved under his pillow, his hair a mess and his cheeks flushed from the warmth. And though he was getting more and more used to sleeping in these days, he was still an incredibly light sleeper. You had to be, in his line of work. So when he was spoken to, it only took those few words to have him murmuring a curious note. Pale lashes fluttered over his cheeks, and he turned his face into the pillow for just a moment.

No. I thought I might sleep through it this year. Perhaps this way I won't get any older. Although...

[ One eye, the exact blue of the sky in that precise moment of dawn, cracked open just enough to eye his boyfriend in sleepy amusement. ]

If you can think of a reason for me to get up, I might consider it.
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[personal profile] rhayes 2017-09-17 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Fresh breakfast in bed followed by a blowjob isn't a good enough reason?

[ An actual child. An adorable one, but one all the same. Roger set the tray down on the bedside table specifically kept empty for the laptop 90% of the time. Now to crawl on the bed and his stupid adorable boyfriend to terribly violate his personal space and make him far too warm!

Roger did just that, hands on either side of his shoulders so he could lean down and kiss his cheek. Softly and sweetly a few times in a row. Just for good measure. It was his birthday and Christmas. Birthmas.

Or is that not enough for the Czar?
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[personal profile] vktr 2017-09-17 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well if you put it that way--!

[ Any snarkiness that Victor may have delivered to Roger was cut off by his own laughter, muffled into the shoulder of the man who was currently crawling all over him. Flattened against the mattress, he made a sound of mock protest when Roger pressed even closer to him. ]

Rogerrrrrr. You're too hot!

[ The kisses made him smile, softer now, and he somehow managed to turn beneath Roger so he could turn that smile up at him. ]

More than good enough for me, моя любовь.
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[personal profile] rhayes 2017-09-19 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You're just a delicate flower. [ Another kiss on his cheek, just to be a pain and not yet get off of him. ] Now sit up and enjoy your birthday.

[ Only then would he crawl off of him. Mostly because he would have to for Victor to follow orders. And food awaiting him on the tray which Roger would be grabbing a moment later. ]
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[personal profile] vktr 2017-09-20 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember, once things start up again, I'll be taking you with me to Russia. We'll see who's delicate then.

[ Grinning, Victor sat up when he was finally allowed to do so. He stretched, his long body curving into a graceful arch, arms raised over his head and knuckles cracked in the process. Pushing the stubborn fringe that was always falling into his eyes out of his face, he moved so his back was pressed to the headboard. ]

Now. What is all this, then? What have you done?
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Kate Fuller - From Dusk Till Dawn - M/F

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Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA

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