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a. You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would." b. After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire. c. This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying. d. You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil or choose your own.
a. You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake. b. i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE c. Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly. d. I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat. or choose your own / book canon also available
a. I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science. b. STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONEc. My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes d. Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline. or choose your own.
1. I would seriously like to slash his tires, but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.2. Almost ran you over at the Mayhem Party. You look good.3. Text her.
a. There is a strobe light in my taxi. In what way is this safe?b. You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything. c. I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up? d. I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name. or choose your own. canon era available
a. Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored. b. Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me c. I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection. d. Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you. or choose your own.