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memery. ([personal profile] dousing) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-05-18 05:54 pm



You're tired of being a goody-two shoes. It's time to join the mob! That's right, time to join the world of organized crime. Whether you're mafioso, yakuza, triad, something entirely different - you're in for a treat. It doesn't matter what family you're in, what side you're on, what your end goals are, things are going to be wild, dirty, and violent all along the way. Maybe you survive, maybe you don't. Maybe people you care about don't. Maybe you need to get revenge. Whatever. The world is your oyster.


1. BIG BOSS It's you, the one everyone looks to. Everyone has to listen to your orders or they'll meet a swift end. Try not to be too cruel.
2. RIGHT HAND MAN You're the trusted second to the boss. Are you happy with your position? Do you want to take over the family? Do your best.
3. BODYGUARD Self explanatory. Keep your boss (or whoever they tell you to) from dying. Or getting arrested, probably. Do you need to kill someone? Better make it clean.
4. RANK AND FILE Any other position. Treasurer, gun runner, enforcer, whatever. Maybe if you're good, you'll move up the ranks.
5. CIVILIAN You're not in the mob, but maybe they're leaning on you for protection money. Or you're dating someone in the mob. Wow, that boss is cute. Maybe you're a doctor paid off by the mob under the table.
6. POLICE Whether you're a corrupt cop being paid off or someone that really wants to put them away or even a rookie trying to make their name with a big collar, we have you covered. Do what you want, we're not the cops--shit, wait, we ARE the cops.


1. JOB WELL DONE Everything went great on your last mission! It's time to celebrate, probably with lots of booze.
2. JOB GONE WRONG Don't tell the boss, but nothing went right. Simmons was shot, we lost the cargo, and we almost got collared. Actually, do tell the boss about the cargo so no one thinks you stole it.
3. BUSTED Hope you enjoy prison because you just got caught and you're probably going to prison for tax evasion.
4. PUT OUT A HIT The current mission is: kill someone that did the family wrong. Can you do that? Can you escape if a hit is put out on you? Why is this done on a buddy system, anyway?
5. DOWN TIME Look, even crime families have time off. Hanging out, pretending to do real paperwork, actually doing real paperwork, whatever it is, it's not outright action-packed villainy.
6. LET'S GET DANGEROUS Any big-time jobs lately? Arson, making a statement to another family? All-out war? Damn, you've been busy.
7. BLENDING IN Let no one say the mob are heartless! Are you throwing a big party to show off your charity for the little people? Giving money to local kids? Making people put dates on milk bottles?
8. OVERTHROW It's time for new boss, same as the old boss. Do you get them put in prison? Kill them? Do you manage to get away with it or are YOU the one getting sent up the river?
9. A DEATH IN THE FAMILY Someone important to all of you has died. Did your boss pass away? Was the second-in-command murdered? How's the funeral? Do you need to get revenge?
10. ON THE HUNT Stop right there, it's the fuzz! You've been hunting this big fish for years, and now you think you've finally got something to get them put away for good. Go get 'em, slugger!

As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

doctricis: (You can give me back my throne)

Derek Lockwood | Original | OTA

[personal profile] doctricis 2017-05-19 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ He used to work as an underground doctor whose an excellent source of information. ]
Edited 2017-05-20 03:22 (UTC)
deceptivelytall: ([Trepidation] Tinted glass)

Lindsey | Lucky Number Slevin

[personal profile] deceptivelytall 2017-05-19 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Works as a medical examiner for with New York's finest.

Has her fair share of secrets. ]

akatrashpanda: (Default)

Human Rocket | Guardians of the Galaxy | M/M for Smut

[personal profile] akatrashpanda 2017-05-19 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
sonofpatriots: (My name scorched into the sky)

Revolver Ocelot | Metal Gear Solid

[personal profile] sonofpatriots 2017-05-19 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
( Codename: Shalashaska, Affiliation: Russian Mafia, Occupation: Hitman)
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negativechill: (ɢᴇʟʟᴇʀᴛ : 009)

gellert grindelwald. hp/fbawtft.

[personal profile] negativechill 2017-05-19 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ in a world without the global wizarding war: head of a large crime syndicate of wizard mafia, or wafia*, named "the hallowed." has global ties. ruthless. open to people chasing him, joining him, being his underlings already, etc. 1920s.

*not actually called "wafia." ]
Edited 2017-05-19 03:14 (UTC)
engorgimpressed: (i'd write a verse)

[personal profile] engorgimpressed 2017-05-19 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[The Malfoys have bankrolled The Hallowed since it's inception, but some decisions made in the pursuit of personal gain rather than the benefit of the organization have put the whole family on rather thin ice, even so long after the fact. Scorpius has been working to change that, throwing himself to the challenge with a mad sort of brilliance and a lack of the hesitance for dirtying his own hands that his family is notorious for.

He's very quickly made a name for himself as more than just a pretty face with an open checkbook, and just as he'd hoped, he's caught Herr Grindelwald's personal attention. His hand twitches, the only sign of nerves he intends to let slip, at the door to the head's office before pushing it open.]
Herr Grindelwald. You wanted to meet with me? [He bows respectfully to the man, though his eyes don't lower from watching him.]

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pathfromdarknesstogrey: (Hands on Hips)

Dia Starfall | Star Wars OC | F/M

[personal profile] pathfromdarknesstogrey 2017-05-19 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
(A hired assassin, perhaps?)
beunbroken: (worry and fear)

Elizabeth | BioShock: Infinite

[personal profile] beunbroken 2017-05-19 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Daughter of a wealthy businessman, who's got his hands in more than a few pots.]
jondrette: (pic#9698879)

Éponine Thénardier | Les Misérables

[personal profile] jondrette 2017-05-19 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Look-out, thief, spy, and a messenger for a small gang.]
imnottouchingyou: (-what's that?-)

Osamu Dazai | Bungou Stray Dogs | OTA

[personal profile] imnottouchingyou 2017-05-19 04:13 am (UTC)(link)

he used to be a big boss/right-hand man but now he's a detective type]
Edited 2017-05-19 04:17 (UTC)
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[personal profile] mrfancyhat 2017-05-21 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is the worst day ever. Maybe even the worst day of his life. How could things go so terribly that this happens? This is an actual nightmare!

Sadly getting busted and being arrested isn't the worst part.

The worst part is being arrested along with that guy. That stupid, annoying, bandaged freak!

Chuuya lets out the loudest groan he ever has in his entire existence.]

Could things get any worse?!

[Not that he can't get himself out of this mess, but for now he had to play along so as not to make things worse for himself and the Port Mafia. As if a cell could actually keep Chuuya contained.]

. . . psht.

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stauncherhearted: (illuminated)

Nancy | Oliver Twist

[personal profile] stauncherhearted 2017-05-19 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Prostitute, con-artist, and general low-life. But she's got a solid heart of gold.]
arrowgant: (Default)

Oliver Queen | Arrow

[personal profile] arrowgant 2017-05-19 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
feroces: (pic#7552543)

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[personal profile] feroces 2017-05-19 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
pelvicsorceries: (pic#8173708)

Peter Quill (Star-Lord) | MCU

[personal profile] pelvicsorceries 2017-05-19 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
acquaintance: ᴀᴄǫᴜᴀɪɴᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ | do not take. (pic#7950884)

charlie luciano — boardwalk empire

[personal profile] acquaintance 2017-05-19 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
gonna: do not take | ɢᴏɴɴᴀ. (pic#8331579)

benny siegel ( boardwalk empire )

[personal profile] gonna 2017-05-19 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
ceannaire: do not take. (pic#11307886)

tommy donnelly | the black donnellys

[personal profile] ceannaire 2017-05-19 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
batofgotham: (Jetset)

Bruce Wayne | DCU | OTA

[personal profile] batofgotham 2017-05-19 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Civilian detective, wealthy benefactor, shady crime lord? Bruce is available for anything.]
fry_bitch: (This could be useful)

Balalaika || Black Lagoon

[personal profile] fry_bitch 2017-05-19 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Russian Mafia boss.]
galaxyclasskiller: (Default)

nebula | mcu

[personal profile] galaxyclasskiller 2017-05-19 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
croupier: (pic#)

laura | american gods

[personal profile] croupier 2017-05-19 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
likesflowers: (getting stuck in the machine)

Raina | Agents of SHIELD

[personal profile] likesflowers 2017-05-19 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ota; the prettiest (and probably cleverest) con artist around, whose loyalties lie with herself before anything else]
noncandescent: (don't try to reason with it)

Daenerys Targaryen | GOT/ASOIAF (modern)

[personal profile] noncandescent 2017-05-19 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ota; okay but I love crime boss daughter with a heart of gold Dany, or possibly biker princess Dany, or or come at me, she's a good person but like to get mixed up in things]
neuroscienced: ([damaged] i'm not broken.)

Bennett Halverson | Dollhouse

[personal profile] neuroscienced 2017-05-19 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ota; mm well her canon job is not exactly legal, her being roped into a different criminal enterprise in need of a genius isn't far-fetched]
tapdanced: (♡ rebelled)

Columbia | The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[personal profile] tapdanced 2017-05-19 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ota; A Groupie]
justicereversed: (Default)

Akechi Goro | Persona 5

[personal profile] justicereversed 2017-05-19 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ DUDE YES this is so my shit 👌 given canon, 'police' seems like the obvious choice for him, but i also like the idea of him being a teenage bodyguard/assassin? with his police connections being a fixer would work well for him too...! ]

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