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resplendentri ([personal profile] resplendentri) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-04-17 10:18 pm

The Rabbit Done Died



"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.


Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have a bun in the oven. Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession of a womb, somehow it happened. Are you scared? Happy? Gassy? A combination of everything? And who's the father, anyway?

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. If
you want to avoid any of the options, this would also be a good place to
list them.
2. This is one of those RNG memes, so you'll want to go to our good friend Random Number Generator and roll 1-6 for how far along you are. Or just pick what one you'd prefer.
3. If you're replying to someone, roll 1-4 for how you factor into this madness!


So, how far along are you anyway?

1. Two months - Sooooo all this sickness is kind of annoying, isn't it? At least you can still fit in your old clothes, right?

2. Four months - Okay, so things are getting a little tight. Time to break out the flowy stuff!

3. Six months - OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALI-- oh, no. It's just the baby moving. Although it's still kind of creepy, isn't it?

4. Eight months - Please. Please let it be over. Have mercy.

5. Overdue - C'mon kid! I'll buy you a pony! NO! TWO PONIES! My baaaaaack.

6. In labor - Exactly what it implies. You're having that kid!

7. Wildcard - Your choice!

What's your role in this whole mess, person replying?

1. YOU ARE THE FATHER - Well, now you've gone and done it. Are you going to take responsibility, or head for the hills?

2. Friend - You may not have done the deed, but you're going to be there to help your buddy. No matter HOW weird the circumstances!

3. Enemy - Do you feel a 'HAW HAW' coming on? This is just too funny.

4. Wildcard - Second verse, same as the first.
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youhavebeenflynned: (Smirk and cocky)

I'd roll for friend. But it's FLYNN, so he'd take some cheap shots regardless.

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2017-04-18 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
First and foremost. Just how'd you manage to get knocked up chum? [Flynn looks really amused regardless.]

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Me too

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barnstorms: ( supersuits - ij ) (pic#11002532)

[personal profile] barnstorms 2017-04-18 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
'Lena?

[ He's calling from the foot of the stairs, paused as he waits for her to holler back down at him. She'd been calling for him... Right? He hadn't been hearing things in his old age? Panic sets in as immediately his mind is on a one-way track that something's wrong with her, with the baby.

No, actually, Nate's beginning to take the stairs two at a time, long legs making it easy to reach the second level.

What kind of husband would he be to stand around and wait for her when she was already screaming about 'water' something-something?
]

Elena, hey—

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Weeps at phone typos

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I feel u

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:'(

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Oh boy

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they made it on the news

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stares

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and it was TWINS

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Oh gosh.......

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So intense

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[Would prefer to be the pregnant one!]
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blue_flames: (Huh?)

2 + 1

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[It's been about two years since Ike had found his way to this particular realm. Shortly upon arrival, he had found himself caught up in a defense of Port Dia against a vicious band of pirates. And while he'd nearly driven them off singlehandedly, one of the pirates scored a lucky hit on him, leaving him seriously wounded. Yet even then, help found him -- this time it came in the form of the princess of Nohr. Camilla had found him and got him the attention he needed to avoid bleeding out -- then, impressed by his prowess in battle, requested his service.

Over time, the two grew on one another. Ike got along well with the rest of Camilla's family and entourage, and he was a willing supporter of the radical reforms that Xander had been pushing through at the time. To say nothing of Camilla herself -- she would end up being the person Ike spent the most time around, and more and more he found himself actively craving her attention. And eventually, much to the shock of even Ike himself, the two had fallen for one another. Yes, even a mercenary with an overwhelming wanderlust like he was able to fall in love and want to settle down with someone. And that was all before she became pregnant.

Right now, Ike is standing outside their bedroom, feeling sheepish. The baby bump had begun to show, and Camilla was busy trying on pregnancy clothing. And she had solicited him for his opinions on how she looked.

Ike thought the whole thing was silly. What was someone like him supposed to know about fashion? To him, a good outfit was more about protection and flexibility than appearance. But he wasn't about to say no to Camilla on something like this.

Eventually, though, he gets a bit impatient and knocks.]


Are you almost done?

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Hana | Fire Emblem Fates | OTA

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[Can do either role!]
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rockyrelationship: (Default)

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[Hey there! Would you prefer a gen scenario where Kaze's helping her out as a friend, or a shippy scenario where he's the dad?]

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[Totally the pregnant one here]
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[Can be either the knocked up one or the other role!]
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( Ahhh, I hope this ship isn't too odd for you, but would you care for a scenario where Edgeworth is the father? )

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[Would prefer her to be the knocked up one, but can also be the dad in an f/f ship or the, ahem, "supportive" friend]
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happy to spin the RNG wheel or do your choice for details (friend or husband/time/etc etc)

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[Between his priestly duties and his work as a healer, Libra's time spent around Tharja has been limited. However, despite the gloomy storm that seems to be on the horizon, today seems a little brighter for the priest and things have certainly quietened down. With his entire afternoon free, Libra finds himself in front of Tharja's quarters, food and some medicine in hand.]

Tharja?

[He debates on letting himself in, but he decides against it. He knows that sort of behaviour is a one-way ticket to a curse.] Tharja? Are you there?

6-1 okay?

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perfect ^^!

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[ castmates only. ]
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( An unlikely candidate for pregnancy, but #yolo. Okay with m/f and f/f. )
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[ ooc; it could be artificial insemination if you prefer? ]

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1 and 1

[personal profile] failedparenting 2017-04-18 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
And you're sure.

[When Pam called him out on his emergency phone, of course he raced out here. Not that he thought she was in any trouble, but maybe there was a hunt that needed his instant attention. It's happened before—she's been known to give heads-up to hunters before on the hunts of their choice. So when he gets to her place and she asks him in for coffee, it's a little confusing.

Well. Until the bomb is dropped.]


You sure you're not just sick, or something? Cursed?

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[ So let's see if there are any canon mates around? ]
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[ Preferably the pregnant one, but can go with the supportive friend role too. Her being the "dad" might be a little weird, but that's negotiable ]
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[ Whatever works for you. ]
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So, um, Lissa? I... may have some news for you.

[Sumia has been feeling a little under the weather lately. To say the very least.
Without many other options, she had approached Libra for advice. Not considering...]


Lissa?

[OOC: mun's choice if they're together and knocked up due to magical insemination or one of Sumia's many marriage candidates is the father.]

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Lady Loki | MCU | OTA

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[Well Loki's sired and carried children before.]

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