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☼ ([personal profile] californias) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-04-11 05:10 am

Sexy texting Tuesday







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

bozhemoi: (classic head tilt)

Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2017-04-11 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
(ota misfires; f/m genuine)
faulting: (Default)

tommy merlyn | arrow

[personal profile] faulting 2017-04-11 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
( m/m for shipping. ota for misfires. )
legaltoughguy: (on the phone)

[personal profile] legaltoughguy 2017-04-11 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If you're up for snarky bad flirting, or a totally bad misfire, up to you. ]

I would just like to say I am perfectly fuckable.

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finn collins | the 100

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sabotages: (Default)

bellamy blake | the 100

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basicphysics: (Default)

[personal profile] basicphysics 2017-04-11 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The world is ending and all people do is wanna fuck.

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monkeystowaway: <lj user="boxoficons"> (sun (51))

Sun Wukong | RWBY | M/F

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Edited 2017-04-11 11:51 (UTC)
nyc_merlin: ([i am] chilling)

Dean Murphy | OC

[personal profile] nyc_merlin 2017-04-11 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ ota for misfires. m/m for serious. ]
legaltoughguy: (Default)

I apologize for him. He insisted.

[personal profile] legaltoughguy 2017-04-11 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I was not trying to see you naked.

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lefttwin: (Default)

Miya Osamu | Haikyuu!!

[personal profile] lefttwin 2017-04-11 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
[m/m for real, OTA for misfires.

He won't be surprised if the misfires were meant for his twin]
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idolpire: (Pressed Lips - Down 1)

Spike | Buffy: The Vampire Slayer

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[OTA. Mistexts welcome. Crosscanon and cast welcome. 18+]
ebrius_prophetiae: (jacket)

Declan Parrish | OC | M/M

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hellicious: (Look - Flirty 1)

Lucifer Morningstar | Lucifer

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[OTA. Mistexts welcome. Crosscanon and cast welcome. 21+]
measurelessly: (but that's alright)

mis..fire??

[personal profile] measurelessly 2017-04-12 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
The handcuffs are fine, but I'm not really sold on the idea of a gag. I mean, it's a little pointless on a telepath, isn't it?

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misfire of all misfires

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hahahahah

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laugh now

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Bad devil.

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Good devil.

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Bad devil. No cookie.

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griefer: (Default)

reaper ( overwatch )

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rydes: DNT. (008. ❚)

sara ryder ( mass effect andromeda ) ota

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pathfindering: (pic#11188277)

Mistext? idek

[personal profile] pathfindering 2017-04-11 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying, does the king of the pirates need a big..."ship?"

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altius: (down.)

crowe altius | ff : kg

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noctis_caelum: (me | casual)

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Well, I'm achy this morning, how about you?

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rippah: (Default)

Stefan Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries

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predatoryspecies: (( 248. ))

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I was tempted to dive into your dreams and figure this out for myself but instead I thought I'd just ask.
What's your wildest fantasy?
Its for my memoirs.
aberth: (( thirty - one. ))

adam parrish ( the raven cycle | ota )

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misfires welcome.
creatio: (xx.)

clary fray ( shadowhunters | ota )

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misfires welcome.
murderous: (pic#10731913)

Peter Hale | Teen Wolf

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stoleaheart: (Smirk)

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Shaved or unshaved? Asking for a friend.
foreshock: (vii.)

daisy johnson ( agents of shield | ota )

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misfires welcome. no spoilers beyond 4.11 pls
klaus: (pic#10579863)

Niklaus Mikaelson | The Originals

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bondbreaker: (Judging)

misfire;

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Dude I'm not kidding its been about a week. Blue balls are worse when you're a werewolf-vampire hybrid.
oiche: (xiii.)

stiofán "stefan" gallagher ( original | ota )

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misfires welcome.
beta: (pic#10726947)

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

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prate: (9)

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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,,
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___.
|_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT! HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!
attractiva: (xiii.)

alexis belmont ( original | ota )

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misfires welcome
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comesatnight: (Default)

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[OOC: Thought it might be fun to toss an incubus her way, but if that doesn't work for you, feel free to give this a pass.]

So I have a feeling we might actually be able to help each other out, you know?

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faster: (pic#10589387)

Pietro Maximoff | MCU

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exhauriat: (ii.)

vivian watson ( original | ota )

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misfires welcome
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attractivus: (coy.)

alexander belmont | original

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(( ota misfires; m/m shipping preference ))
attractiva: (xi.)

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i know we've definitely talked about you not leaving boys passed out around the house before.
i didn't realise i had to specify that you especially couldn't do it IN MY BED.

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