snakechahmah: (Warm)

Ezera | OC

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-24 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I tried the ‘catch and release’ method to deal with the mouse problem at the club. Those little insurgents are dicks. I think it’s time to move onto napalm.

2. I think I may have sent you a naughty text meant for someone else last night. Awkward!

3. You. Me. And regret. How does that sound for Friday night?

4. Quick! Name 3 venereal diseases that you can get through bestiality. Horrible date. Need an exit.

5. Send her a text!
fearful_symmetry: (Condescending cat)

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[personal profile] fearful_symmetry 2017-03-24 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Look. I'm a little pissed you came to ME for this. But I can't in good conscience leave you in that situation.

Wild guess: hoof in mouth disease. Mad cow. Shit, go with FIV.
snakechahmah: (Maaaaaybe)

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[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-24 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Listen. You know stuff, ok? ALL the stuffs.

Symptoms? Need to know whether convulsing at the dinner table/foaming at the mouth is overreaching.



fearful_symmetry: (Basking)

[personal profile] fearful_symmetry 2017-03-24 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure that's racist.

Foaming's overdramatic. Try for a rash. Anything in your purse you can use to fake redness/swelling?
snakechahmah: (Wink)

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-24 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Meeee-oww. M'wah?

What? Um, no. (Seriously? How do you fake swelling?) Convulsing it is.
cathartesaura: (b-confusion)

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[personal profile] cathartesaura 2017-03-25 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[1/2] rabies, brucellosis, tapeworms and weil's disease

[2/2] wait, why me?!
Edited 2017-03-25 15:35 (UTC)
snakechahmah: (What?! Doh!)

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-25 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[1/1]Which one is contagious??

[2/2] Cause you responded, boo. Everyone else sent me laughing emoji's and wrote 'good luck'. C'mon, c'mon, hurry. I'm holed up in the bathroom.
cathartesaura: (b-talking)

[personal profile] cathartesaura 2017-03-25 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
all of them. tapeworms have a more immediate gross factor

especially if you were just in the restroom act like you just found some.
snakechahmah: (Oy Vey)

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-25 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 1 of 2] That's a GREAT idea. Luv it!

5 minutes later.

[2 of 2] OH GOD HE'S AN ER DOCTOR!!! FML.
cathartesaura: (b-happy club)

[personal profile] cathartesaura 2017-03-25 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[1/2] tell him you don't see a future but you can set him up with a 23yo blonde?

[2/2] assuming he's not too terrifying
snakechahmah: (What?! Doh!)

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-26 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you don't understand. He wants to take me to the hospital How is this my life??

He's worse. He's boring. And keeps correcting me.
Edited 2017-03-26 13:56 (UTC)
cathartesaura: (b-planning)

[personal profile] cathartesaura 2017-03-27 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
tell him you have no insurance. or that you lied because you got a text your boyfriend got out of lock up and you didn't want to hurt his feelings.

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[personal profile] candysgirl 2017-03-27 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I thought it best not to ask questions.
snakechahmah: (Ooops!)

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-27 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Sooooo sorry. Please don't sue me for employer sexual harassment.
Edited 2017-03-27 14:07 (UTC)
candysgirl: (smile)

[personal profile] candysgirl 2017-03-27 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Your secret is safe with me ;)
snakechahmah: (Chuckle cover mouth)

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-27 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Just FYI, I would never use club resources to do...that. ahem. Ok. thought you should know. just in case. didn't want you to feel weird around the aerial hammock equipment. cause AWKWARD!
Edited 2017-03-27 21:47 (UTC)
candysgirl: (shrug)

[personal profile] candysgirl 2017-03-27 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I pretend that I just didn't read that? I am a bit curious, but I feel like I should stop talking.
snakechahmah: (Wink)

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-27 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Nevermind!! Ignore everything. I never sent that text! 😉🤘
candysgirl: (shrug)

[personal profile] candysgirl 2017-03-27 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You're my favorite boss, so I don't really care about the odd text or two. I won't be staying late tonight, however.

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onikins: (illus: Allow me to use small words...)

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[personal profile] onikins 2017-03-28 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like EVERY Friday night.
snakechahmah: (Rocking the crown)

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-28 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
And it hasn't gotten old yet!
onikins: (Izzy: One fingered salute)

[personal profile] onikins 2017-03-29 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
So, the usual? Or are we looking to get kicked outta someplace new?
snakechahmah: (smile- no cares)

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-03-29 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[1/2]New! One place that just opened up has a mechanical bull. Yeeeeeha?

[2/2] You're typing a reverse cowgirl joke, aren't u?
onikins: (OMGWTFBBQ!)

[personal profile] onikins 2017-04-03 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[1/2] Just make sure you face the horns, chere, and not the tail.

[1/2] I WOULD NEVER. Okay maybe. You ready to give the whole bar blue balls?
snakechahmah: (Silly smile)

[personal profile] snakechahmah 2017-04-04 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Black and blue if they're riding the mechanical bull! We got this.

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