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gameofsocks ([personal profile] gameofsocks) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-03-17 12:53 pm
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happily taken;

the fake married meme

be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you're pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over?



( taken from here )
unconquerable: (Default)

diana prince/wonder woman | batman v superman | ota

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howbraveyouare: (Default)

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ibiza: (Default)

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curiousnotmalicious: (big ol' smile)

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ripefruit: (15)

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startpoint: (Default)

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lady_calrissian: (yeah I'm listening)

Alanna Calrissian | Star Wars OC | OTA

[personal profile] lady_calrissian 2017-03-17 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[More than likely for a con, but I'm open to whatever.]
lookpasttheuniform: (oshit)

Bodhi Rook | Rogue One | OTA

[personal profile] lookpasttheuniform 2017-03-17 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[There could be any number of reasons for this...]
lucky_no_7: (\:)

Lucy | OC | OTA

[personal profile] lucky_no_7 2017-03-17 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She's probably pretending you're her spouse to get out of trouble, be a dear and play along]
malecompanion: (nomad)

Gabreel King | OC | OTA

[personal profile] malecompanion 2017-03-17 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He's done this a lot, he's pretty good at it, actually.]
petrichorian: (laughter)

Thor | MCU | OTA

[personal profile] petrichorian 2017-03-17 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Likely to get someone out of danger or secure their inheritance, unless his own is in question for some reason]
solo_junior: (snickerfit)

Ben Solo | Star Wars AU | OTA

[personal profile] solo_junior 2017-03-17 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Most likely for a job, but he'll make it worth your while]
generalhux: (04.)

[personal profile] generalhux 2017-03-17 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, Hux wasn't one to be disorderly in public--at least, not since he'd graduated as the valedictorian from his private high school. His teenage years and his 20s had been very eventful, but he calmed considerably once he'd reached 30. But sometimes, Phasma could talk him into going out to a local pub, the blonde woman loving when Hux relaxed a little and got a little drunk.

He'd just passed his bar exam! She thought it would be silly not to celebrate, so she picked him up and they went out for a night of drinks and chatting.

It was about midnight, the night was running long, and Hux had been keeping up rather well whenever Phasma placed another shot glass in front of him. Eventually, she dragged him out to dance, the two laughing and carrying on--until Hux stumbled directly into the arms of a tall, handsome stranger. He was obviously American, based on his accent, that crooked grin making Hux's chest fill with butterflies.

Oh, he was in trouble.

Hux spent the rest of the night flirting with the dark-haired stranger--Ben, apparently--murmuring explicit promises to him when they got close. Phasma was a little worried about Hux's level of drunkenness, especially since the redhead looked about ready to take this boy home on a whim. For some reason, this guy seemed shifty, Phasma eventually peeling Hux off of him and insisting on taking him back home.

But not before Hux scribbled down his number, slipping the paper into Ben's pocket and offering to go down on him in the alley behind the pub.

Phasma had to drag him off by the shirt collar.

The event went mostly unnoticed in Hux's daily life, Phasma teasing him in an American accent a few times before the two of them basically forgot all about the event. Hux was busy working at a new firm, and Phasma didn't think much of the guy they bumped into once at a pub.

It was late one night, Hux rolling over in bed to the sound of his cell phone going off. The time zone difference meant that Hux needed to be up for work in a few short hours--who the hell was calling him at this hour? Blinding himself temporarily with the brightness of the screen, he checked the number. Long distance..? International? What in the name of--

So maybe he sounded both half-asleep and a little confused when he answered.

"...Hello?"

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squadless: (pilot walk)

Poe Dameron | Star Wars | OTA

[personal profile] squadless 2017-03-17 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Best pilot fake husband in the galaxy]
the_penitent: (cowl)

Alvis | Killjoys (SyFy series) | OTA

[personal profile] the_penitent 2017-03-17 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a lot of reasons this could be happening, not many of them good]
90minutesofsleep: (is he smiling?)

Eliot Spencer | Leverage | OTA

[personal profile] 90minutesofsleep 2017-03-17 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[It's probably for a job, but maybe not.]
apollodreaming: (sullen)

Apollo | Inception OC | OTA

[personal profile] apollodreaming 2017-03-17 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He will happily be your fake husband to start rumors among your family.]
criesoncue: (with Peggy)

Angie Martinelli | Agent Carter | OTA

[personal profile] criesoncue 2017-03-17 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Period muses preferred, but will wing most things]
empires_heir: (genuine concern?)

Hux (Force-sensitive AU) | Star Wars | OTA

[personal profile] empires_heir 2017-03-17 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[This will probably not be good for anyone]
gdi_hardison: (talk my way out)

Alec Hardison | Leverage | OTA

[personal profile] gdi_hardison 2017-03-17 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Probably for a job, but if you need an inheritance he can forge papers real easy, he'll even come to the family reunion if you need him to.]
imadebreakfast: (browraise)

Ariel 'Falcon' Wilson (Rule 63!Sam) | MCU | OTA

[personal profile] imadebreakfast 2017-03-17 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[She may not be that great a fake wife, but she does make an excellent pancake breakfast]
its_the_accents: (profile: wistful)

Queenie Goldstein | Fantastic Beasts etc. etc. | OTA

[personal profile] its_the_accents 2017-03-17 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[She'll be the best fake-wife ever!]
nimbi: (Default)

Ororo Munroe/Storm | X-men (films) | ota

[personal profile] nimbi 2017-03-17 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
chicartista: (Default)

zed martin | constantine

[personal profile] chicartista 2017-03-17 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
astris: (eх aѕтrιѕ ѕcιenтιa)

Janice Rand | Star Trek (Alternate Original Series) | OTA

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immoveable: (commissioned, please don't take) (aou_007738)

steve rogers / mcu

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natalia_vdova: (Natalia Romanova)

[personal profile] natalia_vdova 2017-03-17 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heyyy, any interest in some undercover-married shenanigans? Maybe some pre-Winter Soldier SHIELD thing?]

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