justformemes: (Cat grin)
justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-03-14 03:49 am
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Love yourself above all others






We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
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REACTIONS:

EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...

APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!

RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

WILDCARD! You know the rules!

lycanhybrid: (Default)

Michael Corvin | Underworld | M/M

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-14 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
daddyup: (Whaaat?)

[personal profile] daddyup 2017-03-14 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh sorry, sorry! [Covers his eyes with one hand] I was just gonna ask you something...
lycanhybrid: (sleeping)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-14 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh shit! [He quickly covers himself with a blanket, turning a rather impressive shade of red.] What did you need?
daddyup: (OMFG)

I read that as see...

[personal profile] daddyup 2017-03-14 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Just wondering what you wanted for dinner? We'd have to go somewhere cos the fridge is empty.
Edited 2017-03-14 23:34 (UTC)
lycanhybrid: (06)

Whoops

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-14 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I could eat anything. [He's still blushing.] How much did you see?
daddyup: (Oh no you didn't)

It's been a long day

[personal profile] daddyup 2017-03-14 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice, great. Chinese then. [Now there's a tint of red on his cheeks aswell.] Pretty much all of it. Shaft, balls, pink mushroom head... thanks for traumatizing me.
lycanhybrid: (sleeping)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-14 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. I thought I locked the door. [Puts the pillow over himself too, to cover the tent that's still in the covers.]
daddyup: (Huh?)

[personal profile] daddyup 2017-03-14 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay, it's okay, I should have knocked first. [He's still covering his eyes.] So... the menu is on the fridge, unless you already know what you want?
lycanhybrid: (surprised)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-14 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Orange chicken and a side of lo-mein.
daddyup: (Well I don't know)

[personal profile] daddyup 2017-03-15 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
I might have to write it down... um. Well, have fun and try not to make too much noise. Emma is being cranky.
lycanhybrid: (05)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try not to. [Shuffles a little awkwardly.] I'll, uh, make sure to lock the door.
daddyup: (That's concerning)

[personal profile] daddyup 2017-03-15 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good idea. Emma is way too young to see any of that. [He starts backing out of the room and of course he trips over something and stumbles down. He curses under his breath as he don't want Emma's first word would be "fuck".]
lycanhybrid: (04)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-15 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Michael quickly gets out of bed, about to run and see if Ben is alright. He has enough sense to grab some sweatpants and quickly slip them on first. Then he rushes over.] You okay?

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moralcodes: (fml / kill me now)

[personal profile] moralcodes 2017-03-18 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Michael?" Alec called out as he let himself in, the door had been unlocked and no one seemed inclined to answer his knocking. His brows furrowed as he investigated the immediate area of the house; nothing amiss. Maybe Michael was asleep? Would explain why he hadn't answered the door or Alec's phone calls.

He walked to the back to the bedroom, the door was cracked open, and there was a distinct sound coming from it that Alec... "Oh my god-- I'm sorry!" he exclaimed quickly after opening the door and both instantly regretting and liking what he saw. They hadn't exactly made it that far along in their relationship so it was quite the surprise.

"Um, did you forget you invited me over?" Alec had closed the door halfway again, hand still over his face. "Or is this what you had in mind? I mean, not that I mind, I just. I didn't expect it, is all."
lycanhybrid: (look at that)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-18 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Michael had been so absorbed in what he was doing that he didn't hear the door open or someone call to him. To his left was a pornographic magazine (it was advertised as being for women but that was more a suggestion, really). He'd also silenced his phone, which was tucked away in his pants, which were draped over a chair he kept in his room.

When Alec suddenly came in, Michael let out a startled yelp and covered himself with a pillow. "Alec." He began to blush, looking over at the clock on his bedside table. "Guess I lost track of time."
moralcodes: (fml / kill me now)

[personal profile] moralcodes 2017-03-18 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, you did." Alec's face was beyond pink, it was a deep and embarrassed red, in fact. "Listen, if this is a bad time I can come back later." Or never because he's probably going to go bury himself alive and die just to spare himself the embarrassment. Usually, he was a lot more cautious and tactful than this.

Total shitshow. He just hoped Michael wasn't too angry with him for it.
lycanhybrid: (Default)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-18 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Michael shook his head. "No, you can stay." He didn't remove the pillow, since he was still hard. "It's not as if I was never planning on letting you see me naked." Though he always pictured it would be under much different and less embarrassing circumstances.
moralcodes: (so that just happened)

[personal profile] moralcodes 2017-03-18 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Much different and a lot less embarrassing, that they could surely agree on. It's only after he was sure his cheeks weren't blushing anymore that he slowly opened the door to peek in, an uncertain and goofy half smile on his face.

"For what it's worth? My day has been pretty dull up until now, so, thanks for that." A pause. "I think?" He entered fully, still trying to be respectful and not stare but, it was hard, the lycan was all around attractive. He gestured to the magazine, though. "Good stuff?"
lycanhybrid: (surprised)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-18 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The blush finally began to recede from Michael's face. He looked down at the magazine, which was turned to a page of an attractive, naked man in a sexy pose, which left nothing to the imagination. "Good enough for this." He quickly added. "Not that I don't find you attractive too."
moralcodes: (smile | you're on)

[personal profile] moralcodes 2017-03-19 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Alec put a hand up to indicate he hadn't been insulted. "No, it's fine. Everyone has their...thing." But after another awkward moment he pointed a thumb over his shoulder and said, "I can wait out there while you finish up, if you want. Though, I'm not against a show either." His cheeks went pink again.
lycanhybrid: (Default)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-19 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Michael paused, considering the idea. "Well, why don't you get comfortable?" He'd never done this in front of an audience, but it was just Alec. Not like he was auditioning for some creepy porn director or something.

The hybrid finally pulled the pillow out of the way, showing that he was still hard.
moralcodes: (so that just happened)

[personal profile] moralcodes 2017-03-19 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
If he stared when Michael uncovered his erection, it couldn't be helped. It was only...natural?

"Alright, then." Biting his lip, Alec settled down at the foot of the bed, turning so that he could watch. He took the moment to let his gaze trail up and down the hybrid's naked form, mapping him out visually. What an amazing sight he was.
lycanhybrid: (smiling)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-19 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Licking his lips, Michael leaned back against his headboard and took himself in hand again. Keeping his eyes fixed on Alec, he began to stroke himself, giving a little smirk. His other hand rubbed his pelvic muscles, just above the crotch.
moralcodes: (fml / kill me now)

[personal profile] moralcodes 2017-03-19 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... He hadn't expected-- Michael was looking at him while he did it. Alec's lips parted, his eyes slowly darkening with want creeping up on him, and hooded by his eyelids. He caught his lip between his teeth again, watching how Michael touched himself, all too curious but resisted.

"You're...wow..."
lycanhybrid: (sleeping)

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-03-19 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Michael's eyes closed and his head leaned back as he got a rhythm going and pleasure coursed through him. His thumb stroked the head, still slick with precum from earlier.

"Like what you see?"

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