imperialbadasshiddensnark: (what am I gonna do with all of this?)

[personal profile] imperialbadasshiddensnark 2017-03-04 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
1) ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP

2) I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.

3) wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house

4) ((text him!))
imperialbadasshiddensnark: (and don't call me Shirley)

[personal profile] imperialbadasshiddensnark 2017-03-04 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And why would I be on that planet in the first place??
imperialbadasshiddensnark: (Now listen here you)

[personal profile] imperialbadasshiddensnark 2017-03-04 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Very funny. Are you going to help or not?
morally_cryptic: (Default)

[personal profile] morally_cryptic 2017-03-05 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Do I have a choice?
imperialbadasshiddensnark: (I sense a disturbance)

[personal profile] imperialbadasshiddensnark 2017-03-05 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you think you can explain my potential death to the family.

[What is timeline separation can they eat it]
morally_cryptic: (Default)

[personal profile] morally_cryptic 2017-03-05 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[psh, that's what tfln is FOR]

Guess I'd be in the better position to do so. So what's the problem this time?
forcefullyawkward: (sleep)

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[personal profile] forcefullyawkward 2017-03-04 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnnnghn go away
Edited 2017-03-04 13:25 (UTC)
imperialbadasshiddensnark: (don't you start with me boy)

[personal profile] imperialbadasshiddensnark 2017-03-04 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No. It is time for you to get up and get yourself sobered up.
forcefullyawkward: (sick)

[personal profile] forcefullyawkward 2017-03-04 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ungh. Grandpa.

thats not how the force works.
imperialbadasshiddensnark: (Now listen here you)

[personal profile] imperialbadasshiddensnark 2017-03-05 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
No, but it is the best way to help you recover.

Don't make me move you, though.
forcefullyawkward: (sick)

[personal profile] forcefullyawkward 2017-03-05 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Nuh uhhh

You move me, I'm gonna be sick.
senatorpadmeamidala: (Picnic Face)

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[personal profile] senatorpadmeamidala 2017-03-06 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
The biggest mistake? Are you sure about that?
imperialbadasshiddensnark: (parlay! parlay!)

[personal profile] imperialbadasshiddensnark 2017-03-12 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure I wouldn't be saying it if it wasn't that!

[Of course, he hasn't realized yet that it's sent to the one person he didn't want to inform her about...]
senatorpadmeamidala: (Default)

[personal profile] senatorpadmeamidala 2017-03-12 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Then.. why make it? If you know it's a mistake.

[Ani, Ani, how have you managed to survive this long with your logic?]