cruelandunusual: (i can't seem to face up to the facts)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, on the contrary! I'm making them more thrilling than ever before!
clickclickbloom: (Problems arose)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-17 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Cartwheels are supposed to be a happy thing for everyone to enjoy!

People don't enjoy getting stung!
cruelandunusual: (ce qu'elle a dit)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you certain? Why, I don't recall hearing anyone complain!

Or saying much of anything at all, really.
clickclickbloom: (Garden Variety)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-17 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm gonna have to go and beat you up. Aren't I?
cruelandunusual: (when i have nothing to say)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, would you be a dear and try? I'll make sure to take your legs this time. The goddess never said I had to bring you back fully intact, after all.
clickclickbloom: (Guns and Roses)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-17 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck getting them! I'm pretty quick on them. Just try and it'll be "Wham!" "Pow!" and you'll be on the ground.
cruelandunusual: (we are vain and we are blind)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Your memory needs some work, my dear. Personally, I lost count of how many times I would have had your body in a bag were it not for that meddlesome drunkard.

Your friends, too. I think... next time, I'll kill them all slowly right in front of you. Which one would you suggest first? I'm thinking the little redhead. Ooh, I bet she's a screamer!
clickclickbloom: (Petal on the wind)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-17 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't forget!

I'm just like... a hundred times better than I was back then. No! A thousand times better. And I know what you can do this time around. So you better watch out.

[That's totally believable, right? Right?!]

None of them because you're not going to get them. No way.
Edited 2017-02-17 23:10 (UTC)
cruelandunusual: (qu'est-ce que c'est)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
How many times better than you was the late Miss Nikos? I only ask because clearly it wasn't enough.
clickclickbloom: (Plucking petals)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-17 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...Crap...

That was really low.
cruelandunusual: (don't touch me i'm a real live wire)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
How low? Six feet under, give or take?
cruelandunusual: (i can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I WON'T. You've drawn my ire in a manner most unique, you little shit, and I will make it my life's mission to ensure that you suffer as deeply and invasively as possible.
clickclickbloom: (Problems arose)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-18 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Well you aren't exactly a ball of rainbows and sunshine either. You hurt my uncle and my friends and you work for a bunch of jerks.

You need to get a better career and hobby. ASAP.
cruelandunusual: (we are vain and we are blind)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-18 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
my new HOBBY will be licking the TEARS fresh out of your EYEBALLS
clickclickbloom: (Petal on the wind)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-18 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Grooooooooooooooooooooooooss.

Drink a glass of water instead. Put a bit of salt in it. Will probably have the same effect.
cruelandunusual: (Default)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-18 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhh I sincerely doubt it will be nearly as....

cathartic.
clickclickbloom: (Problems arose)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-18 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
...Is that like cardio for cats?
cruelandunusual: (you're talkin' a lot)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-18 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
You're an idiot.
clickclickbloom: (Problems arose)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-18 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I know you are but what am I?
clickclickbloom: (In full bloom)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-18 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm rubber and you're glue! What ever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

Ha! I can do this all day.