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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not getting you Slim Jims, Mick. But if you throw my pants in the washer while I'm out I might get you some actual jerky.
boilover: (a generation of wusses)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-02-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
dunno why you got such an issue with slim jims but fine, you got yourself a deal.

if you left your pants here, what exactly did you leave wearing?
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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
They're the cheap hot dogs of the jerky world.

You know, I'm not actually sure. Everything got a bit fuzzy after I found that bottle of tequila.
boilover: (bunch of assholes)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-02-17 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And what exactly is wrong with cheap hot dogs? They're cheap and they're hot dogs. Win-Win.

I would help you fill in the blanks but I lost track of you after shots. I remember you saying something about needing more ice.
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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
They stick all the parts they can't use elsewhere in cheap hot dogs. That's what's wrong. Nevermind the fact that all-beef taste better.

I didn't get picked up for public indecency so it couldn't have been anything too terrible.
Edited (damn you autocorrect /shakes fist) 2017-02-17 18:23 (UTC)
boilover: (i made snart watch it)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-02-17 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Still meat. Still tastes good. Don't care what's in it, I just care how it tastes.

Either that or you dashed before they could do anything about it.
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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a distinct possibility. Either way, I don't think I'm missing much not remembering.
boilover: (fortunately I'm kinky)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-02-17 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
All I know is that your pants were hanging from the ceiling fan and we ran out of ice.
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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Should've mentioned the ice earlier. Now I have to backtrack to pick up a bag.
boilover: (except me)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-02-17 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
We don't need ice.

Why would we need ice now? Parties over.
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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Because some of us like to have cold drinks even when there's not a party.
boilover: (i think i'm gonna like hell)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-02-17 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Point.

Did you get my jerky? No pants if there's no jerky.
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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Mick, I got your jerky. Cool your jets.
boilover: (and now I'm stuck with them all)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-02-17 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Just making sure you know your priorities.

I kind of want hot dogs now too.
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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
If I'm getting hot dogs, I'm getting my life d of hot dogs.

Do we have mustard in the fridge?
boilover: (but rip and hex ....)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-02-17 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the mustard is a little off, we could risk it?

Though you need to get ketchup anyway. We're out, I drank what was left last night.
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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What were you doing drinking ketchup?
boilover: (nothing beats a nice cold one)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-02-17 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
There wasn't that much and I had a great idea of adding it to a cocktail.

Didn't work.
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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Should I be picking up tomato juice and celery or are we leaving cocktail ideas behind?
boilover: (fortunately I'm kinky)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-02-17 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll stick to beer. I know I like it.
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[personal profile] atms 2017-02-17 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Good call.