timetrek: (their deaths firsthand)

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[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-17 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you had quite a night.
soldado: (ᴘʀᴏʟᴏɴɢᴇᴅ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-17 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
the ringing in my ears haven't stopped
it must be the sound of disappointment
timetrek: (who dies)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-17 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What's to be disappointed about? You even came out ahead money-wise.
soldado: (ɢʀᴀᴘᴇ ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-17 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
i mooned the governor's wife

[ granted he didn't vote for the guy but still

not his finest moment ]
timetrek: (Who lives)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-17 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's a shame he can't see her expression right now. It's as if her face can't decide whether to look appalled or delighted. ]

Are you serious?
soldado: (sᴘɪᴋᴇs.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-18 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ he doesn't have to. he probably saw a very similar expression in the faces of the hundreds of people who witnessed the act ]

my jokes don't involve my ass and a packed ballroom
timetrek: (I witnessed)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
You are a national treasure.
soldado: (ᴄᴏᴍʙᴇᴅ.)

WHOOPS sorry for the accidental subscription!

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-18 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
me or my ass?

[ don't encourage him ]
timetrek: (who dies)

haha no worries!

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Would it be skeevy of me to say both?
Edited 2017-02-18 11:58 (UTC)
soldado: (ʙᴀᴛᴛᴇʀʏ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-18 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
hardly
i've heard skeevier things


[ he is friends with howard stark, after all. ]
timetrek: (what I wish I’d known)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good point, but Lucy isn't exactly what you'd call raunchy. Her treshold is low. ]

Well. In that case: both.

Are you in a lot of trouble now?
soldado: (ʙɪɢ ᴡᴀʀ.)

1/2

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-18 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
no
soldado: (ᴍᴏᴏɴʟɪɢʜᴛ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-18 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
luckily, when i left, everybody was still talking about stark leading that old lady conga line
timetrek: (Who lives)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Your ass got upstaged by a bunch of old ladies?

Ouch.
soldado: (ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-18 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
those old ladies ended up in the newspaper
not my ass


[ nor did his ass or his career end up in the obituaries ]