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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought we could get your little piece of shit boyfriend someone of his own so he stops sniffing around you.
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not my boyfriend. And he's not sniffing around me. Would you stop?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
He called you yesterday. Do you ever tell him to stop?
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
We had to settle some loose ends from the last job we did together, Felix. You know that, you were right there listening to the conversation. So, you know I asked him not to call anymore unless there's work.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you working with him in the first place? You have me.
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
We needed a third. There's no need for you to ask me these things. You were there, you agreed.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I? Or was I just humoring you?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
YES!! I hate that fuck. I only agreed because YOU wanted him.
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I told you not to do that, Felix. Is it so hard for you to be honest?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a tiny lie and I did it to make you happy.
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not how this is going to work. Knowing you're lying to me—big or small—isn't going to make me happy!
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Being honest with you isn't going to make you happy either! Then you'll just be pissed off for a different reason!
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Why don't you try being honest with me first, then you can decide what my reaction will be when I actually have the reaction.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE ANGRY NOW!!! I WAS HONEST!
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm angry because you lied, Felix.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
No, now you're angry that I told you the truth that I lied. If I'd have kept lying about lying then we wouldn't be in this predicament would we? No.
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE YOU LIED! You can't erase the lie by telling the truth, Felix. The sooner you understand that, the better.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN WHAT IS THE POINT OF TELLING THE TRUTH IF IT'S JUST GOING TO CAUSE PROBLEMS?! I don't understand this at all. It's like my parents with the car all over again.
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Because we could have turned the job down or gotten someone other than Washington. That's the point. I'm not looking to cause further problems between us or force you to deal with him. Why is that so difficult to understand?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you would have given me that disappointed look. Don't pretend you don't know which one I mean. You do. You'd have given me the look and sighed and I thought maybe I could deal with him and not want to put a knife in his eye. But I did.
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to be disappointed with you by telling me what you can't handle.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me? Can't handle?
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
We both know being around Washington isn't something you can handle well.

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