sketchycharacter: (pic#10162768)

holy shit what a good username

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
oh fuck
that was NOT meant for you
please don't report me to the fbi, my file is already too thick
wait that came out wrong
heyfuckyou: (.oo6)

ikr?! i'm shocked it wasn't taken

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-17 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
does that shit even work 🙄
like
do women think you're quirky or???


just hopelessly desperate 😏😏😏
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162752)

sometimes genius hides in plain sight

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
depends on the woman, depends on the day
even desperation can be attractive to some
shows i'm eager to please

why am i telling you this you're like thirteen
heyfuckyou: (Default)

😘😘😘😘 I hope you see this plethora of kissy emotes

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-17 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
no im pretty sure it's still desperate 💩💩💩
but hey you do you I guess

fourteen. and ive heard worse
belieeeeeve me
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162767)

they show up cutely in email/mobile c:

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
well you look thirteen
and who the fuck is telling you worse?
THEY should get turned in to the fbi
heyfuckyou: (.oo2)

c:

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-17 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
well you look ancient
ancient enough you forgot how gross high schoolers can be

you're like 50, right?
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162793)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
i've never been to high school so i wouldn't know
and i'm thirty-two jesus
heyfuckyou: (.oo7)

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-17 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
the desperation makes way more sense now
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162758)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
oh please
explain it to me then, girl genius
heyfuckyou: (Default)

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-17 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
what's there to explain? you're old and desperate
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162781)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
well fuck you too
heyfuckyou: (Squint)

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-17 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
hey I didn't ask a fourteen year old girl about my penis so
sketchycharacter: (not happy)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-18 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
ugh
please don't say that
or type it or whatever
it was an accident okay
heyfuckyou: (Default)

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-19 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry mr romance, i'll forget it
if you tell me who you were trying to woo
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162739)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-19 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i don't know about that
i don't really want you go give her an earful about how desperate you think i am
heyfuckyou: (.oo7)

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-19 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
hey fuck you I'm not a snitch
sketchycharacter: (eyeroll)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-19 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
fine fine fine
it was supposed to be chloe
heyfuckyou: (Oh please)

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-19 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
isn't she a little out of your league?
sketchycharacter: (:[)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-20 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
banged her a few times already so not really