taskforced: (smiley smug)

sharon carter - mcu

[personal profile] taskforced 2017-02-17 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
a. I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
b. I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
c. I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
mynameisbuckybarnes: (Smile 2)

c

[personal profile] mynameisbuckybarnes 2017-02-17 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Take it from me; Dignity is overrated.
taskforced: (skeptical)

[personal profile] taskforced 2017-02-17 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I like keeping mine intact!
mynameisbuckybarnes: (Annoyed)

[personal profile] mynameisbuckybarnes 2017-02-17 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry.

Dignity generally gets in the way of life.
pointedsouth: (090 ;)

a

[personal profile] pointedsouth 2017-02-17 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure it's not a bruise?
taskforced: (okay then)

[personal profile] taskforced 2017-02-17 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Haven't gotten in hand-to-hand situations since this weekend, no.
pointedsouth: (031 ;)

[personal profile] pointedsouth 2017-02-17 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Could anyone who doesn't know better mistake it for a bruise?
taskforced: (smiley smug)

[personal profile] taskforced 2017-02-17 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what I'm telling people, at least.
pointedsouth: (128 ;)

[personal profile] pointedsouth 2017-02-17 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
People are asking?

[a beat, then:]

I would apologize but I'm not all that sorry. Still, I should've been more careful. Can you get the picture retaken? I'm sure I can call in a favor, make it happen.
taskforced: (okay then)

[personal profile] taskforced 2017-02-17 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Only one person. The nosy but sweet receptionist.

Steve Rogers, you forget, the wonder of photoshop.

I'm not sorry either.

Edited 2017-02-17 20:38 (UTC)
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[personal profile] pointedsouth 2017-02-17 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, now I'm going to act weird around her. Shy buy it?

You know it's against the law to alter identification documents. You've got enough black marks on your record because of me.

Good.
taskforced: (bashful)

[personal profile] taskforced 2017-02-17 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Not one bit.

Well, your mouth can't seem to help itself.
[ GET IT? BECAUSE HICKIES ARE BLACK MARKS. ]
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[personal profile] pointedsouth 2017-02-18 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Worth a shot.

Wow. I got nothing.
taskforced: (smile at him)

[personal profile] taskforced 2017-02-18 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I got a whole lot. 😉
pointedsouth: (055;)

[personal profile] pointedsouth 2017-02-18 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna share?
taskforced: (smiley smug)

[personal profile] taskforced 2017-02-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
What should I share?