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Felix | Red vs Blue

[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
1. We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free.

2. Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?

3. The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers.
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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2017-02-17 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you inviting me to join in or asking me to come get you?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, since it's already going you might as well join in.
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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2017-02-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not drunk, getting drunk would be a bad idea, and I don't think I'd enjoy being around dozens of drunks while I'm sober.

What would I even do?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Bad idea how?

I don't know. What does anyone do in a parade? Shout a lot, do stunts, wave to people.
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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2017-02-17 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Powerful magic, impaired judgement, and reduced inhibitions generally don't go well together

Who came up wit this plan with you, because I can't believe it was Locus
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like it would go very well together. At least in the sense of having fun. Which is what we're trying to do here.

Me, mostly. This is my plan. It's a good plan, don't knock it.
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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2017-02-17 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
HOW? [Sabriel's not entirely familiar with what people do for fun, but this really doesn't make sense]

fine. just remember, that means whatever goes wrong is your fault
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Chaos is fun! Routine is boring. That's like fun 101.

Everything's always my fault anyway. It's fine. Don't worry. Cops try to arrest us, I'll get us off.
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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2017-02-17 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not often I get to say everything is someone else's responsibility

fine. i haven't gotten drunk or done... anything like this since before I graduated, anyway.


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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Lesson the second in fun 101. Everything is always someone else's responsibility.

Then you are looooooooooooooooong overdue.
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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2017-02-17 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, what's the third lesson?

My life got busy. Getting drunk isn't a good idea when you're hunting down the restless dead and stopping necromancers
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Get drunk often.

Isn't it? It could be a training exercise. Once you can take them down drunk, you know you can do anything.

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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought we could get your little piece of shit boyfriend someone of his own so he stops sniffing around you.
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not my boyfriend. And he's not sniffing around me. Would you stop?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
He called you yesterday. Do you ever tell him to stop?
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
We had to settle some loose ends from the last job we did together, Felix. You know that, you were right there listening to the conversation. So, you know I asked him not to call anymore unless there's work.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you working with him in the first place? You have me.
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
We needed a third. There's no need for you to ask me these things. You were there, you agreed.
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I? Or was I just humoring you?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
YES!! I hate that fuck. I only agreed because YOU wanted him.
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[personal profile] classification 2017-02-17 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I told you not to do that, Felix. Is it so hard for you to be honest?
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[personal profile] douchebag 2017-02-17 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a tiny lie and I did it to make you happy.

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