cruelandunusual: (qu'est-ce que c'est)

tyrian callows || rwby

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
1. All I really want to do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. Is that too much to ask?

2. I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.

3. I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I stung anyone who came near me.

4. text him!
cruelandunusual: (i can't seem to face up to the facts)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, on the contrary! I'm making them more thrilling than ever before!
clickclickbloom: (Problems arose)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2017-02-17 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Cartwheels are supposed to be a happy thing for everyone to enjoy!

People don't enjoy getting stung!
cruelandunusual: (ce qu'elle a dit)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you certain? Why, I don't recall hearing anyone complain!

Or saying much of anything at all, really.

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swordprincess: (GBA)

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[personal profile] swordprincess 2017-02-17 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I hope you're proud of yourself.

[Srsly, why do people gotta drink and be fools?]
cruelandunusual: (run run run run run run run away)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm not terribly bothered. I left worse than bruises on my wake, after all.
swordprincess: (Pose)

[personal profile] swordprincess 2017-02-17 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Did you leave blood? Or worse than that still?
cruelandunusual: (you're talkin' a lot)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Where's the fun in telling? Use your imagination!
renyatta: (slight concern)

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[personal profile] renyatta 2017-02-17 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You just tried to kill us.
cruelandunusual: (i'm tense and nervous and i can't relax)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't take it so personally.
renyatta: (i kill you)

[personal profile] renyatta 2017-02-17 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You poisoned one of my companions.
cruelandunusual: (you start a conversation)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
So? He had it coming for a terribly long time.

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boopies: (pic#10770047)

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[personal profile] boopies 2017-02-17 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
you seem like youre always dramatic

how does this sound

"ohhhh death where is thy stinger"
cruelandunusual: (we are vain and we are blind)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
How about this, instead:

The next time our paths cross, I'll eviscerate your green-clad companion and force-feed you his entrails.

Or should I strive for something more "dramatic"?
boopies: (pic#10770048)

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boopies: (pic#10770050)

[personal profile] boopies 2017-02-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Touch one hair on his head, and I'll be scraping the rest of your nasty bug bits off of the sole of my shoe.
cruelandunusual: (psycho killer)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-17 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you've proven so VERY capable of stopping me in the past. Know your place.

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unhappy: (I shaved Mercury's eyebrows that's Sharp)

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[personal profile] unhappy 2017-02-18 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Is that why you ran back here so fast without Ruby?

[ also who gave you her number ew she doesn't care if you're on the same side, this is weird and now you're the reason she has to give cinder weird snuff fantasies. which she'll do bc it's cinder but also if he hadn't screwed up... ]
Edited 2017-02-18 00:27 (UTC)
cruelandunusual: (you start a conversation)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-18 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're far less entertaining when you speak without being told to. Wait for dear Miss Cinder to cram her fist up your rear so you can be a proper puppet, would you?
unhappy: (Options *are* nice.)

[personal profile] unhappy 2017-02-18 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Someone's mad I'm right.

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fade_to_black: boxoficons (tumblr) (seriously. you need to stop talking now)

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[personal profile] fade_to_black 2017-02-18 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Pointed glare.]

Could you maybe go dance on your own table?
cruelandunusual: (i'm tense and nervous and i can't relax)

[personal profile] cruelandunusual 2017-02-18 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not. I don't want bootprints on MY table.
fade_to_black: boxoficons (tumblr) (ugh)

[personal profile] fade_to_black 2017-02-19 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't recall inviting any part of you near *mine*.

[One could always count on Blake to be blunt as a brick.]

Go annoy someone else.
drunkle_qrow: (pic#9743131)

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[personal profile] drunkle_qrow 2017-02-19 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know the real hell of it is I might actually think you were a pretty fun guy and take you up on that if things were different.


By the way: I lived, bitch.