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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-17 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling

2. I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this?

3. You attempted to body slam me to the floor and than humped me.

4. I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day.

5. Do you have feelings for this penis?
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[personal profile] damnedsel 2017-02-17 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Only sexual ones. Hope you weren't expecting more than that
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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-17 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are pretty much the only kinds of feelings that matter when it comes to a penis.
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[personal profile] damnedsel 2017-02-17 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It's true. The rest is a waste of time

Now I'm curious who's the lucky person you meant to send that first text to
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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-17 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I send it to the wrong person? I can't even tell.

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[personal profile] mumistheword 2017-02-17 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
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I wonder.

or

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There is perfectly serviceable food that did not come from a box, but I would not dream of making you repeat the explanation.
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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-17 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it something I didn't do?
mumistheword: (Wait)

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[personal profile] mumistheword 2017-02-17 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)

[ After a significantly long delay for Ignis to get over a bout of 'why do I even bother?' ]

No. As a matter of fact, I believe you overdid it.

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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-17 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I? I can't seem to remember...

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[personal profile] photowark 2017-02-17 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe if it took me out to dinner and bought me nice things??
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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-17 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You're asking a lot of my dick here
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[personal profile] photowark 2017-02-17 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean, it's a great penis. but i think my feelings are reserved for the dick attached to it.
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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-17 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Well, can't argue with that. I guess that answers my question.
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[personal profile] photog 2017-02-17 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
well look at this way you picked up a spare so it couldnt have been that bad
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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-17 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I did? Damn. I don't remember much of the game at all.
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[personal profile] photog 2017-02-17 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
you should've seen what you did with that 7-10 split big guy
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[personal profile] blessedstars 2017-02-18 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
...do I even want to ask whose it was?
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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-18 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Can't say I know who's it is. It's probably better that way, honestly.
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[personal profile] blessedstars 2017-02-18 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That's mildly alarming. Someone you don't know got your number to send you a picture of their dick?

...Six be good, I hope you don't have yourself a stalker or something.

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[personal profile] voxfluret 2017-02-18 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
What an amazing and eloquent question.

[ One. He's totally avoiding answering that and two, wow Gladdy.]
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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-18 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm really eloquent.

[ And also pretty drunk. Sorry about that, Ravus. ]

So, do you?
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[personal profile] voxfluret 2017-02-18 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Have feelings for that dick?

[ A question worth repeating, evidently. Do you talk to all princes you know like this?]

I admire it's size. Is'nt that enough?

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[personal profile] alizes 2017-02-18 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a growing boy. There's a reason you're bigger than nearly everyone else.
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[personal profile] pressurepoint 2017-02-18 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure I've done all the growing I'm gonna do. But yeah, I guess it shouldn't come as too much of a surprise.
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[personal profile] alizes 2017-02-19 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you never know. I still expect to grow up for a lot more years. [Mostly because she's still tiny. Though everyone looks tiny next to the big guy.]

Plus you burn a loooot of calories running around protecting Noct and the others.