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[personal profile] fuckwad 2017-02-17 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
1i woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head
2oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out
3i get a little bitchy. we all know that