sketchycharacter: (clink)

Nathan Drake | Uncharted

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
1. you know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. i have no regrets.

2. valentine's day is now to be known as tacos and orgasms day

3. i need to stop getting so drunk at bowling

4. same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me

5. i'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos

6. do you have feelings for this penis?

7. [text him!]
Edited 2017-02-17 16:22 (UTC)
heyfuckyou: (.o11)

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[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-17 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
right now? disgust
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162768)

holy shit what a good username

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
oh fuck
that was NOT meant for you
please don't report me to the fbi, my file is already too thick
wait that came out wrong
heyfuckyou: (.oo6)

ikr?! i'm shocked it wasn't taken

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-17 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
does that shit even work 🙄
like
do women think you're quirky or???


just hopelessly desperate 😏😏😏
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162752)

sometimes genius hides in plain sight

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
depends on the woman, depends on the day
even desperation can be attractive to some
shows i'm eager to please

why am i telling you this you're like thirteen
heyfuckyou: (Default)

😘😘😘😘 I hope you see this plethora of kissy emotes

[personal profile] heyfuckyou 2017-02-17 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
no im pretty sure it's still desperate 💩💩💩
but hey you do you I guess

fourteen. and ive heard worse
belieeeeeve me

c:

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youhavebeenflynned: (Unsure)

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[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2017-02-17 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Feelings yes, not necessary positive ones. Are you getting bladdered mate?
sketchycharacter: (excuse me what)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
um, maybe
that depends
what does getting bladdered mean in your weird foreign slang
youhavebeenflynned: (Smirk and cocky)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2017-02-17 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Getting drunk out of your mind, chum.
sketchycharacter: (beeeeeeer)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
oh right
then yes
i'm super bladdered
youhavebeenflynned: Harry greets Nate in a beach bar. (Nate & Flynn)

[personal profile] youhavebeenflynned 2017-02-17 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So I reckoned. Did you expect me to coddle your penis or something? I'm really curious about your thought processes behind that message, Drake. Or maybe you wasn't thinking at all, which to be frank is a nice breath of air from your usual.

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Because this is a HORRIBLE idea. 5

[personal profile] go_on_say_it 2017-02-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That's one thing I really didn't want to know about you little brother
sketchycharacter: (uhhhhhhhhh)

HAHA no I love it

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
what
oh god dammit
sorry sam fat fingers strike again or maybe just drunk fingers
i probably would love you more if you gave me hot cheetos though
go_on_say_it: (Default)

*Bows*

[personal profile] go_on_say_it 2017-02-17 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to say drunk texting.

Because I'm pretty sure only other S in your phone's Sully

They even make those?


[ Because Sam doesn't pay attention in store's that much ]
sketchycharacter: (fingerguns)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
hey you don't know
i could have tons of s people in my phone
i'm a popular guy
and yes they do, they are a party in your mouth

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[personal profile] tearsinajar 2017-02-17 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
what can I say I have a hard head
I didn't know you'd be RIGHT THERE behind me
sketchycharacter: (pic#10396472)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
the better with which to protect your amazing mind
it's fine, the important thing is we still finished
tearsinajar: (pic#10588287)

screams about daya like mouth frothing cabbage man in atla

[personal profile] tearsinajar 2017-02-17 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
is that what it is? I thought it was to help me with whatever crap you threw at me, your dentures excluded
The first round we did
There's still the second we need to go through
sketchycharacter: (or guns let's try guns)

daya is wise daya is life

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-17 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
one: i did not throw my teeth at you because they are permanently attached to my mouth
two: you don't remember the second round?

no one but meeeeee

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no one but youuuuuuuu

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aw yeeeeee darn tootin

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MAYBE IT WAS

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;A;

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;A; DON'T BE LIKE THat

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I WILL BE LIKE THAT

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sharktoothtotem: (meisa_kuroki97)

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[personal profile] sharktoothtotem 2017-02-17 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
And if you're not talking about Vicky
I really don't care Uncle Nate.
sketchycharacter: (uhhhhhhhhh)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-18 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
uhhhhhh
i'm probably not?
who's vicky
sharktoothtotem: (Default)

[personal profile] sharktoothtotem 2017-02-18 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Right, that would be Gramps talking sorry, getting you two old farts confused

:P
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[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-19 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
wow i'm thirty-two
that's not old unless you're a mayfly

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seekingmyfortune: (Sam Drake 6)

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[personal profile] seekingmyfortune 2017-02-18 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
wait a minute we're talking about nadine ross here right
Hate to break it to you little brother but that was not humping
sketchycharacter: (what could possibly go wrong)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2017-02-18 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
how would you know you weren't there
that time in the estate's library? totally humping
just not in a sexy way