soldado: (ᴡɪᴄᴋ.)

daniel sousa, mcu.

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-17 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
1i hope none of us try to run for public office one day
2just woke up wearing a top hat and mickey mouse boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out
3thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. love and miss you, too
mucked: (☂i searched for form and land)

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[personal profile] mucked 2017-02-17 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
If I ever try, please shoot me.
soldado: (sᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀs.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-17 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
aw but president carter has such a nice ring to it

[ as does "first man daniel sousa" ]
mucked: (☂ measured in coffee spoons)

[personal profile] mucked 2017-02-17 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I rather suspect I'm not eligible for the presidency -- pesky British passport and all. Which is just as well, because they could never pay me enough to sit through that much scrutiny.

[ nor pose for that many photos -- even with 'first man daniel sousa' on her arm. ]
soldado: (ᴄᴏʀᴅɪᴛᴇ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-17 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
right
anyways the last time a brit got close to the white house, they torched it
mucked: (☂ together we can get somewhere)

[personal profile] mucked 2017-02-17 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. I see. So that's how tonight's going to go, is it?

[ nerdy and adversarial. her favourite. ]
soldado: (ɢʀᴀʏ ᴍɪsᴛ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-17 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
how what is?

[ what is she going to do? kidnap his men to recruit into the british army? ]
mucked: ( easystreet ) (☂ my myself i got nothing to prove)

[personal profile] mucked 2017-02-17 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You, taking cheap shots. Hardly sporting.
soldado: (ᴍᴀʀᴍᴀʟᴀᴅᴇ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-17 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
unlike the stamp act

[ AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!! ]
mucked: (☂ fighting the jury in my head)

[personal profile] mucked 2017-02-17 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
As arguments go, that one's gone off. Moldy. By about nearly two centuries.

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timetrek: (their deaths firsthand)

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[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-17 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you had quite a night.
soldado: (ᴘʀᴏʟᴏɴɢᴇᴅ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-17 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
the ringing in my ears haven't stopped
it must be the sound of disappointment
timetrek: (who dies)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-17 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What's to be disappointed about? You even came out ahead money-wise.
soldado: (ɢʀᴀᴘᴇ ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-17 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
i mooned the governor's wife

[ granted he didn't vote for the guy but still

not his finest moment ]
timetrek: (Who lives)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-17 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's a shame he can't see her expression right now. It's as if her face can't decide whether to look appalled or delighted. ]

Are you serious?
soldado: (sᴘɪᴋᴇs.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-18 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ he doesn't have to. he probably saw a very similar expression in the faces of the hundreds of people who witnessed the act ]

my jokes don't involve my ass and a packed ballroom
timetrek: (I witnessed)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
You are a national treasure.
soldado: (ᴄᴏᴍʙᴇᴅ.)

WHOOPS sorry for the accidental subscription!

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-18 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
me or my ass?

[ don't encourage him ]
timetrek: (who dies)

haha no worries!

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Would it be skeevy of me to say both?
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[personal profile] revlon 2017-02-17 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That was Dugan, as it so happens. Shall I pass along your message?
soldado: (ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ɢᴏᴡɴ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-17 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
sure
and tell him the way the moonlight glistened in his beer soaked mustache as he puked behind the pet shop was magical
revlon: (104)

[personal profile] revlon 2017-02-18 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
You have a way with words, did you know that?
This mission might actually be slightly miserable without your illuminating wit and poetry.
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soldado: (ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟɪᴛɪᴇs.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-18 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
well you know me
i'm a regular ole edward stark
revlon: (149)

[personal profile] revlon 2017-02-18 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
You really know how to charm a woman, dear.
soldado: (ʏᴀɴᴋ.)

[personal profile] soldado 2017-02-18 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
overly long descriptions, metaphors that get lost halfway through, and accidental anti-semitic caricatures
that's what i do


[ before you ask, no daniel has never read any of stark's filth

/shifty eyes ]