inventor: wwii (ғᴀʟʟ.)

howard stark | mcu.

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-17 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
1i was winning that fight until he threw me through a wall
2if she was naked in my room i would talk to her
3best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them
4to whom it may concern. if im dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf my dad s middle name is isaac
5oh man i wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. i followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and i flipped them off the entire way. they loved it
timetrek: (Knowing history has its eyes on me)

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[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-17 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this some sort of code or are you just too drunk for coherency?
inventor: ac ii (ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄʜᴍᴇɴᴛs.)

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-17 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
mama' oi could gwive ytou ca colde os indecipherabzle your intestinehs woluqd stanargle yuor braain

( translation: "ma'am i could give you a code so indecipherable your intestines would strangle your brain"

... actually even when translated, it makes no sense )
timetrek: (who dies)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-17 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Takes her a while to decipher that, but she does manage it. ]

I'm sure you could.

So, am I supposed to take that to mean that you're drunk?
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inventor: post-tfa (ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇʀ's.)

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-17 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
73 77 110 103 111 116 68 117 114 110 107 104 97 118 101 97 97 67 111 110 99 117 115 105 104 78
;)


( with a concussion maybe, but still capable enough to be an asshole )
timetrek: (and dreamed of glory:)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-17 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nice try, but she's got Rufus around to help with your numeric dickery, sir. ]

What happened?
inventor: 50s/60s (ʜᴏʟʟᴏᴡ.)

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[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-18 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
( pfft amateurs )

sorrey cosnulting hours are -31 efvery omther thursrday
inventor: ac i (ᴊᴀɢɢᴇᴅ.)

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-18 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
bvut i'ltl mxake an exceltpion for ygou ;)
timetrek: (When I was young)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ What? Damnit, Jim, she's a historian not a... code person! ]

Howard, I think you need to go see a doctor.
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inventor: ac ii (ᴜɴᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ.)

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-18 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
i nam a doctzor

( well, he has an honorary doctorate from mit. same diff, right? )
timetrek: (You have no control:)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
A MEDICAL doctor.

[ Why must he always make things so difficult? ]
inventor: ac i (ᴘʀɪᴍᴇᴠᴀʟ.)

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-18 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
li have wan doctks' outfit for that!!!!!!!

( it's in his nature )
timetrek: (I made every mistake)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Where are you? I'm coming to get you.
inventor: 50s/60s (ᴅɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ.)

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-18 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
( oh no! a beautiful woman is coming to get him. oh noooooooooo )

colleens house! duh
timetrek: (You have no control:)

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ His life is suffering. ]

Howard, I have no idea who that is.

[ Can she just travel back in time and prevent this pain in the ass from ever being born? Would that be okay? ]
inventor: wwii (ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ.)

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-18 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
( sure, fine. stop him from being born. the world will turn in to "the man in the high castle" and robert downey jr. won't have an acting career.

is that what you want? )


dollhousessss
timetrek: (I felt the shame rise in me)

I love this thread

[personal profile] timetrek 2017-02-18 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ If it means not having to deal with shit like this? Maybe. ]

That makes no sense!!

Are you alone?
inventor: ac ii (sᴇɴsᴇs.)

:3c

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-18 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
( dude. he has a possible concussion and spent most of the night being choked by that scarf. cut him some slack )

colleen mooooooooore

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[personal profile] stilljustasoldier 2017-02-18 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Howard.

No.

Where are you?
inventor: wwii (sᴛʀɪɴɢ.)

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-18 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
sorry pal
you have too much testosterone and too much fuddy-duddiness for this game
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[personal profile] stilljustasoldier 2017-02-18 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh ha ha.

What game involes someone throwing you through a wall exactly?
inventor: wwii (ᴇɴʟɪsᴛᴇᴅ.)

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-18 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
the same game that involves chinese mobsters and pai gow
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[personal profile] stilljustasoldier 2017-02-19 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't.

You sure you don't need an extra set of hands? Just in case?
missunionjack: (hard; hard; i just step away)

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[personal profile] missunionjack 2017-02-18 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
if he could throw you through a wall, you were never winning.

this is why i told you not to get into fights without me.
inventor: ac i (sᴘᴜɴ.)

[personal profile] inventor 2017-02-18 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
it was an evenly matched fight