lureking: (Default)

noctis lucis caelum . ffxv

[personal profile] lureking 2017-02-17 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
a. he just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of notre dame, i had to stop him.

b.  another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet.

c.  you yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder.

d. or text him.
clickclickbang: (Default)

D + B

[personal profile] clickclickbang 2017-02-17 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
hey! I need booze. and penises. and a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.

wait you're doing what

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Jamal Lyon | Empire

[personal profile] heavythecrown 2017-02-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
1. My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it

2. Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"

3. I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"

4. You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
herbsandstuff: (pic#10912699)

Jasper Jordan | The 100

[personal profile] herbsandstuff 2017-02-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
1. They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"

2. it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats

3. Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...

4. Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
dryeye: (Remember how I have such good luck)

shouta aizawa / "eraserhead" | my hero academia | ota

[personal profile] dryeye 2017-02-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Last time I sleep in the lobby. Woke up to a student asking me what floor I lived on. Somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.

2. How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian

3. I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup

4.
[or text him]
explodosafe: (I don't think I get you)

hope you don't mind!

[personal profile] explodosafe 2017-02-18 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
wow you found our couch??



[This doesn't mean that they weren't careful enough and got found out as the culprits already, right?]

omg no...this is perfect

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[personal profile] stardog 2017-02-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
1) So what's the protocol on sending your ex's new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there?"

2) So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.

3) Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am

4) Text him.
anapoda: (Smirk)

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[personal profile] anapoda 2017-02-17 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't get hurt, right?

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failtography: (was it your intent last night to burn)

prompto argentum ( final fantasy xv )

[personal profile] failtography 2017-02-17 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
A » Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.

B » my brain is trying to escape through my eye sockets.

C » Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing

D » I am on the balcony in my pjs, dipping popsicles in vodka. no, I am not going anywhere today.

E » Im about to get a baby sahagin stoned, what are you doing with your life?

F » text him!

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lovernotafighter: (Yep I AM that great)

Lavernius Tucker | Red vs Blue

[personal profile] lovernotafighter 2017-02-17 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet.

2. You're like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other person seem like cheesy elevator music.

3. I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M.

4. You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
astartingpoint: (suit } stance)

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[personal profile] astartingpoint 2017-02-17 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You supply the liquor, and come fully dressed.
Edited 2017-02-17 18:38 (UTC)

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dragooned: (Default)

aranea | ffxv

[personal profile] dragooned 2017-02-17 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
1. It began the way the best stories do — with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
2. I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
3. He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothed, watching Bring It On, and eating chips and salsa.
4. Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
5. You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
6. Is this a drinking picnic?
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blindsider: (stick pin)

6?

[personal profile] blindsider 2017-02-17 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Certainly. I've a couple of wines from Accordo that will go nicely. Anything stronger will have to come later; the local constabulary take a dim view of tequila shots in parks.

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viktor nikiforov — yuri!! on ice

[personal profile] cherryflip 2017-02-17 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
1) I'm officially selling my underwear on the internet.

2) Do you have feelings for this penis?
honourablemiss: (A woman dresses for herself)

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[personal profile] honourablemiss 2017-02-17 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What, to the public?

One would think the private sector would be far more lucrative!

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starbuckslord: (( v3 ) 078)

peter quill ★ marvel comics

[personal profile] starbuckslord 2017-02-17 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
1) New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.

2) I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky

3) I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend.

4) Text him.
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[personal profile] terrors 2017-02-17 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
bad grammar's a deal breaker then? well, shit.

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sheathes: (we were so)

saber | fate/

[personal profile] sheathes 2017-02-17 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Apparently I saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "I love it so much".

2. Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.

3. The fact that I fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night.

4. text her!
fightsforher: (F - What?)

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[personal profile] fightsforher 2017-02-17 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I would if I could figure out how to do that.

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Jesse Custer | Preacher

[personal profile] heypreacher 2017-02-17 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.

2. I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning

3. I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
bloodandwhiskey: (3.)

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[personal profile] bloodandwhiskey 2017-02-18 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's what you do when you get high? Seriously?

Please tell me you're not that boring every time.

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lancer | fate/

[personal profile] chulainn 2017-02-17 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Why am I in a dog kennel?

2. All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

3. I'm like, not good at living.

4. text him!
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[personal profile] cruxinfidelis 2017-02-17 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
This is only reasonable. You were not called here to live.

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john watson . sherlock

[personal profile] enarms 2017-02-17 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
2. Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
3. This is the third time I've been arrested this week. They might as well give me a set of keys, I'll let myself in tomorrow night.
4. Whose number is this? I've got you listed as "Agent xxx"


or text him
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[personal profile] prettier 2017-02-17 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like God's somehow got the same phone number as me, that's going to cause problems. Anyway, good news or bad news?

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Weiss Schnee // RWBY

[personal profile] icysemblance 2017-02-17 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
1.) We all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome!
2. I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
3.) So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad, huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my mom's number since he was more her type.

Or text her!
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[personal profile] fightsforher 2017-02-17 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That explains why I woke up like this from my coma.

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Emily Locke | Powerless/DCTV

[personal profile] wayneorlose 2017-02-17 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
a. I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
b. i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didn't exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
c. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
d. text her!
cowlless: ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ! (pic#10519651)

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Gonna have to agree to disagree on that one.
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mia dearden (speedy) | dc comics

[personal profile] speedyarcher 2017-02-17 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i. Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. He took an arrow to the knee.
ii. I think shooting the BMW with an arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
iii. I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
iv. This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
iv. text her

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[personal profile] cuckolds 2017-02-17 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
1) Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.

2) It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch

3) You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐

4) Text him.
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[personal profile] norms 2017-02-17 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
you never said that was a problem before

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Djem Ahmad | OC

[personal profile] fresh_to_deaf 2017-02-17 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
1....I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.

2. I'm eating pizza in the bathtub

3. Someone keeps trying to call me. Someone who knows me personally. Why.

4. I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Got to stop watching the news before bed.

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Morrigan | Dragon Age

[personal profile] courtintrigue 2017-02-17 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it when I rescue you.

2. If you want to set yourself on fire, far be it from me to stop you.

3. You raised a sword over your head and screamed at him. What else did you think would happen?

4. text her
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[personal profile] magicmishap 2017-02-17 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like i was trying to set myself on fire.

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maggie sawyer (supergirl)

[personal profile] ncpd 2017-02-17 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
01. You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
02. Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
03. I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
04. text her!
kentsluck: (What?)

1 - Misfire?

[personal profile] kentsluck 2017-02-17 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure I didn't need to know that, but congratulations, I think?

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Dr. Angela "Mercy" Ziegler // Overwatch

[personal profile] modernmedicine 2017-02-17 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
1.) I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.

2.) And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".

3.) I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.


Or text her!
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[personal profile] true_noir 2017-02-17 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Begs the question, do you feel better?

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alistair theirin ( dragon age )

[personal profile] elfblooded 2017-02-17 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
1) Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present

2) There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"

3) I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masturbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.

4) Text him.
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[personal profile] mordanted 2017-02-17 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
and echoing my own logic back at me does not endear me to want to do anything further with yours.

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Hanzo Shimada / Overwatch / ota

[personal profile] yakiniku 2017-02-17 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I did not want dick. I wanted ramen.
2. I did not realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on Tuesday.
3. I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
4. We just fucked each other sober.
5. As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
6. [text him]
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[personal profile] outflank 2017-02-17 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ uhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm ]

Is there something you would like to tell me, brother? Here I thought I was the one with the playboy past.

If you would still like ramen, I wouldn't mind accompanying you.

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shuichi shindou | gravitation ( voicetesting )

[personal profile] dancebeats 2017-02-17 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can.

2. I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?

3. Going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer, don't wait up.

4. When I start to cry when I lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed.
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[personal profile] stayclosetome 2017-02-17 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say it depends on the size of the dog bed.

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