patroon: (but what about this)

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[personal profile] patroon 2017-01-20 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Some things are better off not explaining.
salsitude: (i ain't scared of ships)

[personal profile] salsitude 2017-01-20 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You never explain anything anyway.
patroon: (i'm right)

[personal profile] patroon 2017-01-20 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
And do you really want me to?

Or do you actually want to hear about the tales of debauchery I was exposed to by a sexually deviant mage who likes putting things places where things do not believe? Do you reeeeally want to hear that?
salsitude: (let's bring our cannons back)

[personal profile] salsitude 2017-01-20 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You're joking, right? You don't actually expect me to believe there are places YOU won't put things. Or that you could ever actually be scandalized by a tale of debauchery.
patroon: (neutral)

[personal profile] patroon 2017-01-20 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the question, isn't it? Was I actually scandalised? Or did he just steal my coin purse when I wasn't looking, and now I'm spreading rumours about him?

Also, it depends on the size of the thing that I'm putting somewhere.
salsitude: (who says i can't lead)

[personal profile] salsitude 2017-01-20 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't believe anything you say, just as a general rule.
patroon: (why this)

[personal profile] patroon 2017-01-20 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's just mean. Were you always this mean?
salsitude: BOOM (blast the heat)

[personal profile] salsitude 2017-01-20 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's "mean" to not trust the word of a known liar?
patroon: (i'm right)

[personal profile] patroon 2017-01-20 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I artfully twist stories. I'm no worse than Varric. Probably.
salsitude: (let's bring our cannons back)

[personal profile] salsitude 2017-01-20 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and he's a liar I don't believe a word of too. So there you have it.
patroon: (are you sure)

[personal profile] patroon 2017-01-20 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Highly disappointed, Carver. Hiiiighly.

Tell us how you really feel, will you?
salsitude: (i ain't scared of ships)

[personal profile] salsitude 2017-01-20 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't I always?
patroon: (chatty)

[personal profile] patroon 2017-01-21 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Sometimes it's entertaining, though.