fragrant_hitachiin: (annoyed irked)

Hitachiin Kaoru || Ouran High School Host Club

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-11-05 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
1. Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.

2. Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016.

3. I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.

4. I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?

5. [text him]
unframedthird: ([my brain hurts])


[personal profile] unframedthird 2016-11-05 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, not like I care about the second or third but if you don't find the wig, you're paying to replace it. I won't allow your carelessness to impact on the club's bottom line.
fragrant_hitachiin: (eh bored whatever)

so cold senpai

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-11-05 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair, but something tells me all the girls taking creepshots of my dick are going to have a much bigger impact on our treasury than a missing wig.
unframedthird: ([I'm onto you])

kaoru would only worry if he wasn't

[personal profile] unframedthird 2016-11-05 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Then allow me to correct myself. I won't allow your carelessness to impact negatively on the club's bottom line. The rest can be negotiated.

[Brb just contacting all the girls who might have done such a thing.]
fragrant_hitachiin: (demure dramatic)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-11-06 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Gosh, Kyouya-senpai, you say that like I'm not the victim of a sexual crime!
unframedthird: ([I'm onto you])

[personal profile] unframedthird 2016-11-06 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Except by all accounts, you were the one encouraging them.
fragrant_hitachiin: (offended)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-11-06 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Accounts?? Who have you been talking to, and why do you trust their word over mine??
unframedthird: ([deliberate])

[personal profile] unframedthird 2016-11-07 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
I find when multiple sources all agree with one another, particularly where their only connection is proximity to the incident, there tends to be a reason for that.

Or are you suggesting I should accuse several loyal and well-paying customers of lying to me?
fragrant_hitachiin: (annoyed)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-11-08 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's either you accuse them or you accuse me. I definitely didn't lose my underwear in public intentionally.
unframedthird: ([deliberate])

[personal profile] unframedthird 2016-11-08 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Just because you didn't anticipate the situation doesn't mean you can't capitalise on it. However it began, the fact remains that opportunity was given for these photographs to be taken and no action has been taken to ensure their deletion.
fragrant_hitachiin: (annoyed irked)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-11-10 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Except I immediately reached out to you, the only person I know who can "ensure their deletion."
unframedthird: ([excellent])

[personal profile] unframedthird 2016-11-10 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well in that case, find me that wig and I'll see what I can do. Otherwise I'll have to consider it recuperation of costs.
fragrant_hitachiin: (offended)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-11-11 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Twenty minutes later.]

I have the wig, now get me out of here.
unframedthird: ([everything running smoothly])

[personal profile] unframedthird 2016-11-11 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Car's outside.

[Car has been outside for about that twenty minutes but the driver had been under strict orders to not let Kaoru in empty-handed, unless Kyoya alerted him otherwise.]
fragrant_hitachiin: (demure dramatic)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-11-12 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to make this up to you somehow senpai, promise.

Preferably through sexual favors.