fragrant_hitachiin: (annoyed irked)

Hitachiin Kaoru || Ouran High School Host Club

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
1. Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.

2. I think I sent pictures of my penis to an Olympic athlete.

3. Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick.

4. She forgot our birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina?

5. [text him!]
Edited 2016-09-03 03:47 (UTC)
just_a_commoner: (um well)

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[personal profile] just_a_commoner 2016-09-03 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Um... well... I'm sure a woman as busy as your mom is sure to forget a lot of things, right?
fragrant_hitachiin: (surprised)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-03 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I can't hold it against her, since she's not even in the country. Maybe she'll remember when it's June 9th in Milan's time?

It is a little disappointing though. I mean, she saved herself so much trouble in the first place giving Hikaru and I the same birthday, so forgetting it is just twice as bad.
just_a_commoner: (hmm)

[personal profile] just_a_commoner 2016-09-03 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure she has it in her phone or something. Timezones are complicated. I wouldn't worry too much.

I know you're disappointed, and I don't blame you. I'm sorry your mom missed your birthday. Would it help if I wished you a happy birthday instead?
fragrant_hitachiin: (friendly or deep in thought)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-03 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Haruhi, you should know by now your words mean more to me than my own mother's. Of course it would help. I'd be offended if you didn't, actually.

[He sends the message off and then waits. And also hopes she texts him a Happy Birthday before she sends one to Hikaru.]
just_a_commoner: (bashful)

[personal profile] just_a_commoner 2016-09-03 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Stop it, you're embarrassing me.

Happy Birthday, Kaoru. I'm sorry your mom had to miss it, but I'm sure she wants to be there celebrating with you guys just as much as I do.
fragrant_hitachiin: (smile)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-03 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[doki doki.]

Oh Haruhi... If you wanted to come over and celebrate our birthday with us, you know all you have to do is say so. We'll send a car out for you right away!
just_a_commoner: (uh what)

[personal profile] just_a_commoner 2016-09-03 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
What? No, it's okay, really! You don't have to do that. Besides, I was thinking about making a cake to bring you guys for tomorrow. Nothing fancy, but I don't really have much money for gifts...

I just... wanted to make sure you guys weren't too lonesome. I know you don't care, but Hikaru's bad about letting people know about that stuff. You deserve to know that people care.
fragrant_hitachiin: (demure dramatic)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-04 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, she says stuff like that but then she's surprised when every boy around her is totally in love with her!
just_a_commoner: (hmm)

[personal profile] just_a_commoner 2016-09-04 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I don't know about all that, but everyone deserves to have a happy birthday. I'm just sorry yours isn't.
fragrant_hitachiin: (smile)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-04 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It's fine. It's not even a bad birthday at all, really. After all, I am spending it with my favorite person. Even though he's being a real Queen today.
fragrant_hitachiin: (hmm)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-04 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you were the one who asked how I was so sure he wasn't just using me for my money.
kisskissfallindebt: (downtrodden)

[personal profile] kisskissfallindebt 2016-09-05 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I am completely okay with vague innuendo when it comes to something like that.
fragrant_hitachiin: (upset)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-05 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, and here I thought we were full disclosure friends.
kisskissfallindebt: (secondhand embarrassed)

[personal profile] kisskissfallindebt 2016-09-05 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You talk talk to me about anything except for the relative positioning of you and someone else's mouths and/or private parts.
fragrant_hitachiin: (blegh bored sassy)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-05 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Mouths and privates... what about hands, should those go on the taboo list as well?
kisskissfallindebt: (blush)

[personal profile] kisskissfallindebt 2016-09-05 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
if they are touching other people's mouths and/or privates yes they are also taboo
fragrant_hitachiin: (crafty cunning sneaky)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-05 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What if it's a situation where someone puts their finger on my mouth to shut me up? Oh, Haruhi, does that sort of thing turn you on?
kisskissfallindebt: (EEEEK)

[personal profile] kisskissfallindebt 2016-09-05 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
stop it, you know what I mean
fragrant_hitachiin: (friendly or deep in thought)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-05 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I do. Sorry, Haruhi, I'll save the worst of the texts for the Boss.
kisskissfallindebt: (ahaha about that...)

[personal profile] kisskissfallindebt 2016-09-05 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you [ HEAVY SIGH ]

...well I'm glad you found someone you like?
fragrant_hitachiin: (smile)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-06 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm more impressed I found someone who likes me.
kisskissfallindebt: (smile!)

[personal profile] kisskissfallindebt 2016-09-06 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not! You're quite a catch you know.
fragrant_hitachiin: (demure dramatic)

[personal profile] fragrant_hitachiin 2016-09-06 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, Haruhi!! Not fair, not fair!

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