nsabitch: (phone)

Camille Engelson | Stitchers

[personal profile] nsabitch 2016-09-02 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
1. You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
2. I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
3. Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
4. I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
5. Text her!
pottersluck: (What?)

2 - Misfire?

[personal profile] pottersluck 2016-09-02 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...er, sorry, what?
nsabitch: (tablet/computer/focus)

Miiisfires are the best

[personal profile] nsabitch 2016-09-02 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep up!

I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet. Comparable to having sex with Harry Potter, y/n?
pottersluck: (Considering)

Re: Miiisfires are the best

[personal profile] pottersluck 2016-09-02 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd have to say no.

I should probably add that you misfired.

My name is Harry Potter.
nsabitch: (gasp caught)

[personal profile] nsabitch 2016-09-02 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's just...peachy. I look very smart right now, sending texts to the wrong person.

I was going to whine that it's the next best thing, but probably not the thing to say to someone named Harry Potter.

Soooooooooo

....Parents big fans or is my life about to get a whole lot weirder than it already is?

pottersluck: (Well Then)

[personal profile] pottersluck 2016-09-02 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay. Might have something to do with magic.

I have a feeling someone played a practical joke on you.

I'm afraid it might be the latter.
nsabitch: (amusement/rave outfit)

[personal profile] nsabitch 2016-09-02 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, because magic explains a lot of things. Every day, all day.

I can think of worse practical jokes than rerouting a text to Harry Potter. Or changing contact numbers.

Though, doing so is a very big mistake. I can't even be mad about it right now, though.

Because I'm texting Harry Freaking Potter.
pottersluck: (Considering)

[personal profile] pottersluck 2016-09-02 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It does help with a lot of things.

Heh. I'm glad to help out?

Who am I talking to?

And please, just call me Harry.
nsabitch: (a stinker)

[personal profile] nsabitch 2016-09-03 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I happen to believe that with like all of my being.

Well you took a lame joke and made it pretty much the most epic thing ever. So, very helpful. 10 Points for Gryffindor!

Camille. Camille Engelson.

Okay, I think I can manage that.
pottersluck: (Smile 1)

[personal profile] pottersluck 2016-09-03 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I've always found it to be true.

Hah. I'm glad. I've been so buried in studying law and customs, lately, I haven't gotten to make people smile that much.

A pleasure to meet you Camille.

Awesome! Where are you texting from?
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[personal profile] nsabitch 2016-09-03 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure that you have!

I'm so easy to please. I'm like...well no I was going to say I'm not high maintenance, but I really am.

I can't lie to someone like you, Harry. And it's definitely a pleasure to talk to you too.

Big pleasure.

California. Not London or anywhere cool, unfortunately.
pottersluck: (Smile 2)

[personal profile] pottersluck 2016-09-03 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Would you like to see London?

I find myself curious about the woman I'm talking to.

And this will sound crazy, but... wanna have lunch?
nsabitch: (gasp caught)

[personal profile] nsabitch 2016-09-03 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
One day: hellz to the yes.

About little 'ol me? Consider me flattered. Insanely so.

Are you serious?
pottersluck: (Considering)

[personal profile] pottersluck 2016-09-03 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously.

All I would need is a location and I'll come pick you up.
nsabitch: (over shoulder smug)

[personal profile] nsabitch 2016-09-03 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I know I should e worried about stranger danger here, and I'm not even ashamed to admit that I'm not going to be the least sorry if this is some kidnapping thing.

Just for the record.

But if you're not actually Harry Potter and just are a kidnapper you should be ashamed of yourself.

Pasadena, California. I'm currently at the Caltech library.
pottersluck: (Default)

Flee the evil captcha with me, if you wanna!

[personal profile] pottersluck 2016-09-03 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd promise not to be a dangerous person, but that is just what one would say.

But stay where you are, and I'll be right there.