filthydirtysock ([personal profile] filthydirtysock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-07-27 05:53 pm

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The Rule 63 Meme




Rule 63, also known as a genderswap or a fem AU, is the idea that any character can have a counterpart of the opposite gender. In essence they are the same person, they have an (almost) identical personality, but are instead the opposite sex of their original canon character. This can effect them in subtle but interesting ways, and figuring out what changes, what's different, and what has stayed exactly the same is the key to the fun! 
While this is labeled as a Rule 63 meme, it's fine to bring it male versions of female characters. (as it seems as though rule 63 is defined as male to female swap) And don't be shy about tagging around, or hitting up a 63'd character even if yours is not. The idea is to have fun!

GO FORTH AND AU

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!




ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
beaarthur: (Maskless | shut eyes)

Both. Both is good.

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-07-30 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a normal day. At least as normal as it got when you were a freaking comic book character -- which was not normal at all and full of weird, traumatic shit. Usually people died and then weeks later they were resurrected again. That was the norm. But today. Today felt like an actual normal day. And on normal days, Wade usually ended up at Peter's apartment.

He usually ended up at Peter's place more than his own anymore, if he was being honest. It was nice and comfortable and if Wade was being painfully honest, he liked that it smelled like Peter. Warm and comfortable with a hint of chemicals that he couldn't quite place.

Wade stuffed himself through the window as per usual and then hung out in the living room. He was currently looking through one of Peter's textbooks, his brain hurting at all the formulas and lingo that he couldn't understand. It felt like he was reading a foreign language. Peter was so smart. It was ridiculous. Wade set the massive textbook down, as he pinched the bridge of his nose. That textbook gave him a freaking headache. His mask was pulled off completely -- that was how comfortable he was -- and his weapons were strewn haphazardly on the coffee table.
spideyguy: (Rule!63)

;3

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-30 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
To be fair, it had been a pretty normal day for Peter, too. Got up, rushed to class. Dealt with Jameson, did as much homework as he could, went out on patrol. He was a busy guy, he didn't have a whole lot of time for screwing around. Much as he might deserve it every once in a while.

So yeah, he's out on patrol, doing his usual spider-thing, and WHAM! His current, minor-leagues villain gets him with a weird light/powder. That's the best way he can explain it; a rush of light that seeped through his spandex and coated his skin like baby powder. An odd, mildly unpleasant feeling. It doesn't stop him - they curse loudly when he catches them anyway. Whatever they'd tried hadn't exactly worked.

It was about an hour or so later that Peter started to feel...off. He stopped on a rooftop and tried to wait it out; a strange, swooping feeling in his stomach, like the kind of got from swinging through the air mixed with anxiety. Was he having an attack? The second the tingles started, Peter sat down, head between his knees, trying to regulate his breathing.

He's pretty sure he blacked out for a second, although it didn't feel like he'd lost anytime. His suit felt tighter, and he knew he needed to get home - so he swung, as quickly as he could, back to his apartment. He just needed to get out of it and lay down, and maybe this feeling would pass.

Peter doesn't have the most graceful entrance; Wade is probably going to hear some banging around in Peter's bedroom as he slips through the window and hits his shin on the dresser.
beaarthur: (Maskless | pissed)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-07-31 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
The banging definitely alerted Wade. He jumped up from the couch, hoping that Peter was finally home. Wade practically skipped, excited to hear about Peter's day. He burst through the bedroom door, arms wide open, "Come to me, Petey~!"

Wait. That definitely wasn't Peter.

Even though he left the majority of his weaponry on the coffee table in the living room, he still had quite a few knives hidden on his person. And it felt like he might need to use them. Especially since there was a fucking gorgeous woman wearing Peter's Spiderman costume in his fucking bedroom.

"Well, this was an interesting way to find out that Petey's dating someone else," he said with a loud laugh. "Now who the fuck are you and where is Peter. I would answer fast." His tone was light, but it was very clearly threatening.
spideyguy: (Rule!63)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-31 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
He'd removed his mask to suck in a deep breath, when the hair fell around his shoulders. Um. Definitely longer than it should be. One look down at his chest was enough to tell him that something was Seriously Wrong. The spandex was stretched across his new chest, straining against the dimensions. Err. Not good.

"Wha-Wade?!" Peter squeaked, catching a glance at his reflection when Wade burst through the door, letting in light from the living room. Ohh shit. Oh holy mother of god.

"You think I'm - no, I'm not - I mean I - " Peter didn't even know what to say, a little numb as he stared past Wade at the shitty mirror on his dresser. "- I think I need to sit down."
beaarthur: (Maskless | whoa there)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-07-31 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
His eyes narrowed. "How do you know my name?" I mean, he didn't hide his name. It was easy to find out, but it still felt off.

Wade took a step forward. "You havin' a little trouble there?" He was pretty baffled by this person's comfort level. Usually people were a little intimidated by his stature and the fact that he was a known mercenary. Also, Wade's face was out and she didn't freak out. What the fuck was going on. He felt very self conscious all of a sudden. Wait. No. It couldn't be. He looked the girl up and down. Her hair was the same shade of brown as Peter's. Same wide mouth and full lips. Wow. Was she? Fucking wait. He would know those big ol' doe eyes anywhere. "Are you -- ?" He couldn't even say it. "Pete?"
spideyguy: (Rule!63)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-31 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Just a little," Peter laughed without much humor, tipping his head back and letting the long hair spill over his shoulders. He plonked down on the bed, sucking in a deep breath and closing his eyes to try and calm his heartbeat. Which was trying to escape his fucking chest, honestly.

"One and only." Another tittering, nervous laugh. He's a woman. Peter would say he was taking the whole thing remarkably well. He hadn't started screaming yet, so, points to him, right? "More like Petra. Oh god."
beaarthur: (Maskless | WHAT.)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-07-31 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wade was a little mesmerized by the long, flowing hair. It definitely looked like Peter's beautiful mane, just longer. His fingers itched to touch, but he was just a little unsure still.

"Why do you have tits? I mean, I'm not going to complain, but I feel like this is something we would have talked about before you went and got them," he joked. He slowly moved to where lady Peter was on the bed. "Petra. That sounds like Colossus' long lost sister." He was sassing, but he actually like the name. "What happened?"
spideyguy: (Rule!63)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-31 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't know, Wade, this wasn't a conscious decision!" Peter leaned back, stretching across the bed. That was...maybe a little more obscene than it should have been, with the spandex hugging every curve of his new body. "Wow, thanks. Sure know how to make a guy feel better."

"I was on patrol, that's all. There was this weird thing earlier but it didn't - nothing happened."
beaarthur: (Maskless | come again?)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-07-31 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Wade definitely noticed how obscene that was. His mouth went dry. Peter was fucking beautiful as a woman. He felt like he did when he saw Peter's face for the first time all over again. It was weird. "Uh... well, did anything weird happen before you were suddenly turned into a lady? This happened on patrol?"

He tried not to stare at Peter's chest. It was just different and he was easily distracted, okay. "Do you... are you feeling weird or anything? Are you uncomfortable?"
spideyguy: (Rule!63)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-31 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
"There was this light - it made my skin feel weird," Peter admitted, staring up at his ceiling and trying not to feel the differences between his old body and the new one. He nodded, hair spilling onto the pillow in soft, loose brown curls. "Yes, there was a robbery on twenty-second that I answered. Small fry villain, wasn't even carrying a weapon."

Wade was failing miserably when Peter looked at him, and he flushed a little, pulling himself back into a sitting position. "Am I feeling weird? Really? I'M A WOMAN, WADE. I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE."
beaarthur: (Maskless | shock)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-07-31 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Man. His hands itched to run through Peter's long hair. It was probably just as soft as usual, but he wanted to touch. He leaned closer, fingers stretched toward Peter's mane of hair. "I see. That's weird. There was a light that made your skin feel weird and now you have boobs. I wonder if it's only for so long?"

Wade scratched the back of his head. "Uh... if it makes you feel any better, you make a hot woman?" He highly doubted that made Peter feel better, yet he still said it.
spideyguy: (Rule!63)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-31 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Everything about him was soft. Soft lips, soft hair, soft curves - he looked like a fucking Sephora model. "Yes, thank you Wade, it was very weird. But nothing happened, they thought whatever they were doing failed!" And now the dubiously responsible party was in a jail cell downtown. Peter didn't know if it would wear off or if he had to reverse it. Fuck.

"You always think I'm hot," Peter grumbled, crossing his arms and making an indignant noise when the breasts got in the way.
beaarthur: (Maskless | seriously)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-07-31 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck. Wade was a very tactile person, so he was pretty desperate to touch Peter's new body. If he did, Peter would probably punch him through a wall though. Fuck, that would be kind of hot. Peter's spider strength always did it for him. "Well, it clearly didn't fail. They genderswapped Spiderman. Should I call you Spiderwoman now? Oh wait. That's already taken. Spiderlady? How about that? Spiderbeauty! That's gender neutral too. You should just change your name to that forever."

"I do. God, yes. I do, baby boy. Always." Wade would never be attracted to anyone more either. That was the ridiculous part. He found all of this pretty amusing. It seemed harmless. They could get in touch with Dr. Strange if it was a spell. He would probably be able to change Peter back. Peter's gender was just different for now. Not like that mattered to Wade. I mean, come on. He would still hit on Peter if he looked like a literal spider humanoid. Peter was basically his lobster. "How are you not touching them? My hands would be all over myself. Boobs are great."
spideyguy: (Rule!63)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-31 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Wade had the weirdest turn ons, jesus christ. Peter flushed and shook his head. "I am, and will always be, Spiderman!" Peter closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He just needed to calm down and think about this logically. But...it was completely illogical! Still, it wasn't worth getting mad at Wade over. He was just trying to help in his own odd way.

Wade's words made Peter flush for an entirely different reason. He'd always assumed Wade was kidding when he said that and now wasn't really all that different. "I don't - I mean I'm not - it's not the same as touching a girl if it's yourself."
beaarthur: (Maskless | seriously)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-07-31 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, he did! "Dammit. I was really feeling Spiderbeauty. It's fitting," he grinned, trying to be charming, but was failing miserably. Wade was the last person you wanted to be around when you needed to think about things logically. Especially when he was in one of his excitable moods. Which he was. Well, shit.

It was true though. He always thought Peter was hot. "But touching yourself can be awesome, Pete." Just saying that made him want to cackle. Wade knew how flustered this was making Peter and he loved every second of it. "Just give 'em a squeeze. Or let me. I can do it! I volunteer as tribute!"
spideyguy: (Rule!63)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-08-01 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Peter just fixed Wade with a glare that, male or female, was an irrefutable Peter Parker classic. The seriously-Wade-enough-of-your-shit-before-I-actually-lose-my-mind glare. This was hard enough without Wade being a prick.

"I'm not going to excite myself," Peter clarified, because Wade's sentence had two meanings and he didn't particularly care for either of them. But his blush was reaching epic scale proportions, eyelashes fluttering down against his cheek. "Let's not honk my chest, okay?" Although honestly it was pretty substantial and he wasn't wearing a bra. So. Yeah.
beaarthur: (Maskless | shock)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-08-01 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. He got it this time. Jeez.

"Jeez, Pete. I was just kidding." Okay. Maybe he had pushed a little too far. He was just trying to make Peter laugh so he'd be less stressed, but it didn't work. Wade raised his hands in the air, trying to look non-threatening. His blush was always cute though. "Alright, baby boy. Er. Girl. Are you feeling weird in any other way? Not sick or anything, right?"
spideyguy: (Rule!63)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-08-01 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Boy." Peter insisted, not because it really mattered, but it also kind of mattered. If you catch his drift. He did, hesitantly, poke at his chest, which wobbled appropriately. Or inappropriately, depending on how you looked at it.

"No, I feel...I mean, I feel fine. Just as strong, and my powers still work, just - " Peter let out a frustrated sound, curls bouncing. "Not myself."
beaarthur: (Maskless | seriously)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-08-01 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Alright. I'll stick to the normal pronouns. Got it." The wobbling was definitely inappropriate and highly distracting in all the right ways.

"I freaking bet. It was pretty weird when I met Lady Deadpool the first time. Oh wait. You probably don't know about that universe. Nevermind." Wade rambled fast. Words jumbled together. "Anyway. Maybe it'll just wear off in 24 hours and you'll be back to normal without worry."
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-08-01 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Thank you," Peter said with a loud sigh - he really meant it, that did make him feel just a little better, that Wade didn't insist on being an ass.

Peter just stared for a second before he shook his head to clear it. "Right. Well. A whole 24 hours like this? I have - I have stuff!"
beaarthur: (Maskless | WHO?)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-08-01 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wade was always an asshole, but he could tone it down for Peter's sake. He was just poking fun at him to be funny anyway.

"Well, you're going to have to do your stuff as a woman or put it off for a while. I don't even know if it's only going to be 24 hours. It could be more." Wade admitted, worriedly. Who knew what was going to happen. All he knew was that Peter was a lady now and that was the last thing he expected to happen today.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-08-01 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe when this was all over and he had his dick back he'd laugh. Or maybe not. Only time would tell.

"But - " Peter scrunched his face, resolutely not crying. But this was just so panic-inducing that his throat was tightening and - no, no, he wouldn't. "More? You think I could be stuck like this?" His flailing did nothing to help his unrestrained breasts. Cough.
beaarthur: (Maskless | intense)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-08-01 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that Wade started to notice the signs of Peter genuinely getting anxiety, all the humor bled from his face. He sat down by Peter, hands surrounding his face and tilting it toward his own. "Look at me. You are never stuck like anything. It's just going to be a waiting game, baby boy. I'm sure everything will turn out just fine. You just have to try to relax. I know that it's hard to do, but it'll be okay. I don't think you're stuck."
spideyguy: (Rule!63)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-08-01 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter raised a hand to touch Wade's, though he did it gently, not to pull away but maybe to hold him just a little bit closer, to soak in his reassurance. "...okay. Okay. I - I'll try." Peter took a deep breath, exhaling slowly through plush lips and offering Wade a nervous smile. "...what are you doing here, anyway?"
beaarthur: (Maskless | default face)

[personal profile] beaarthur 2016-08-02 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Wade would gladly reassure Peter. He could see the anxiety slowly building in the other man's eyes. It was understandable. "Good. It's okay, baby boy." That smile made his heart do a little flip. It was so weird because he saw all of Peter's mannerisms and facial expressions like normal, but now his face was so feminine. He definitely made a beautiful woman.

He got frazzled for a moment. "Uh... honestly I just wanted to see you." He admitted. No jokes this time.

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