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Ben Wyatt ([personal profile] bababooey) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-07-08 01:31 pm

tfln.

tfln. you know what to do.
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-09 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
A. He is upstairs shouting "**** off I'm in my mother****ing zen zone!" out of the window. I question the truth in that statement.

B. There is a large number of people floating in the fountains this morning on inner tubes. It is only 9:30. Did I miss something?

C. I am in need of a hospital. Physically, I am floating.

D. [[ Text him! ]]
imnotdelicate: (☀ So don't stop me now;)

B.

[personal profile] imnotdelicate 2016-07-09 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
it's summertime!

also it's really hot.

and I guess people are too lazy to go to the beach!

...also, this brings up a good question

CAN YOU SWIM?????
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-09 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I do not believe it would be wise for me to try. Many of my wires are exposed.

And metal does not tend to float well.
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[personal profile] imnotdelicate 2016-07-09 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
aw :c

but how can you enjoy summer??? it's no fun if you're left out!
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-09 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I can enjoy watching nature and feeling the sun warm me. I do not need to be in a fountain.

Perhaps I can help others enjoy their time better.
imnotdelicate: (☀ So don't stop me now;)

[personal profile] imnotdelicate 2016-07-09 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
watching nature is pretty neat, too :o

oh oh, I know!

we could go to a park and watch the clouds :D
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-10 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a nice way to spend a summer day. Do you have a park in mind? ( ´ ▽ ` )
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[personal profile] imnotdelicate 2016-07-10 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
there's one by Seaside Avenue that we can go to \(>u < \)

that one also has a nice candy shop on the way

...wait, you can't eat candies, can you...?

I keep forgetting, I'm sorry ;_;
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-10 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Apparently Omnics can drink, so maybe they can have sweets too. Either way, Zenyatta isn't bothered by the mistake. ]

I could still purchase some to surprise others with. We can make the best of both. v( ´ ▽ ` )

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C

[personal profile] changedbywar 2016-07-09 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Zen...don't you always float?

But if you really do need help I'll come get you. Just remember to pack stuff that you need. In case they don't get many Omnics.
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-09 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
That would be appreciated.

A question though. How high can you jump?


[ There is floating. And there is floating. He is reaching heights only Pharah should reach. Even he is not sure how he managed it. Thus, something must be wrong with his sensors. ]
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[personal profile] changedbywar 2016-07-09 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
You're serious aren't you.

I'll bring the grapple gun.

Are Omnics capable of getting drunk anyhow? Maybe that's how you got stuck.


[Her mass may not be enough to pull him down anyhow. Best to be prepared. She grabs a few of her yoga weights.]
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-09 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I am serious. However, it is a lovely view from up here.

Maybe it would not be so bad to stay like this.

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[personal profile] changedbywar 2016-07-09 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
If you aren't too stressed I can take my time.

You aren't gradually floating free into the atmosphere right? Cause I only got about 20 feet of rope.
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-09 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
It is hard to tell. But I believe nothing on the ground is growing more distant.
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[personal profile] changedbywar 2016-07-09 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
All right. I'm GPS tracking you. Be there in ten.

[When she gets there, he's going to get fussed over. And then taken to what ever the Omnic version of McDonald's is.

Just something about him makes her want to give him food. Even though he doesn't eat.]
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-10 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Numbani advertises an Omnic beverage that appears to be alcoholic in nature. Maybe Omnics can eat a few things too. Not that it will help with how skinny he looks. ]

I will see you then.
76problems: (» I wanna be listened to.)

A

[personal profile] 76problems 2016-07-09 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
He's your student, not mine. Did something happen?
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-09 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not know. Genji was not like this earlier.

I am considering a ladder to the window as the door is locked.


[ This is not zen. This is not the way to peace. ]
76problems: (» does it bother anyone else)

[personal profile] 76problems 2016-07-10 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
I could come over. Then you wouldn't need one. [But then you wouldn't have a door, is the unspoken follow-up.]
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-10 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
I was unaware you knew how to pick locks.

[ There is... more than one way to open a locked door without a key... right? ]
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[personal profile] 76problems 2016-07-10 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yup. I have a contingency plan too in case it doesn't work out.

[Might as well not lie to the omnic.]
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-10 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I will meet you at his door. I worry about Genji's state of mind right now.

[ If Genji continues yelling like he is and all the peaceful options exhaust themselves, Zenyatta may try kicking down the door. (Don't let him do that. He'll probably hurt himself.) ]
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[personal profile] 76problems 2016-07-10 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing out of the ordinary, really?

Anything I should bring?


[Please don't. He worries enough about the non-omnics here, he shouldn't have to worry about the zen little robot.]
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[personal profile] orbislife 2016-07-10 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing that I was present for... Do you know if Hanzo has come by?

[ But his student is in great distress for reasons he doesn't know! ]

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