soxting ([personal profile] soxting) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-06-28 10:35 pm

tuesday texting;







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

spideyguy: (17)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-02 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
if you were a transformer you'd be a hot-obot
optimus FINE
mouthymercwade: (Default)

[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-07-02 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, Petey. I want to be proud and shake my head all at the same time.

Why don't you say this to my face?
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
that was exactly at your speed and you know it
maybe i WILL
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-07-03 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I should say ya gotta come find me first, Petey.

Its boring tonight. Come keep me company.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-03 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
no offense but it doesnt really seem like you put a lot of effort into hiding, dude
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-07-03 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I never said I was putting effort in.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-03 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
i ~gathered~
so what, that's it?
no equally cheesy pick up line
slackin'
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-07-03 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
You want cheesy pick up lines?

You've got an entire skeleton in you...another bone won't hurt, baby.

By the end of tonight, your spider sense won't be the only thing tingling.

Want me to keep going?
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-03 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
laaame mine was better
where even are you? i started with the taco cart but that was my only lead
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-07-03 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm over Central Park.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-03 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
how can you be OVER central park?
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-07-03 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Overlooking, Petey.

I'm sitting on top of a building if that helps.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-05 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
well it never hurts to clarify
oh is that you
are you on top of the trump apartment building really
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-07-05 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Whats wrong with being here? Its not like I'm promoting him for president.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-07-25 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Peter lands with less aplomb than he might have liked, backpack slung over one shoulder. His hood is drawn up around the bruises on his face - this is where his mask usually comes in handy.]

Well hey there, stranger.
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-07-27 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Wade looked up from where he was sitting on the ledge of the building with a bag of food next to him. His mask was rolled up slightly so he could eat and he munched on a taco as he looked at Peter.]

Hey there yourself, Petey Wanna tell me why you've got that hoodie pulled up like you're hiding something?
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-09-14 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Mask ripped. Don't need anybody seeing Spiderman's face when I swing by.

[He plopped down next to Wade, dumping his backpack behind him.]

S'also a little cold up here.
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-09-24 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wade looked at him for a moment before pushing the bag full of mexican food closer to him.]

Want some, might make you feel better. Got a spare mask if you need one too. Just until you can get a new one.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-11-15 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Peter took a moment to look between Wade and the bag of food before slowly taking a taco. And I mean slowly. He certainly didn't want to infringe on anything here but hey, Wade offered and they were sort of friends?]

Thanks. And nah, it's fine. No one pays attention to a skinny kid in Queens anyway.
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-11-15 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I pay attention. I pay lots of attention.

[He nudged Peter's shoulder before chuckling.]

And would you stop acting like I'm gonna cut your hand off or something. I'm sharing my food.

[A pause]

Feel special. I don't share often.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-11-15 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gets an eyebrow raise and the uptick of a smile in the corner of Peter's mouth.] Really? Hadn't noticed.

I do, thank you. [Hey, Wade's got katanas and yeah, Peter kind of trusts him - he's certainly never done anything to Peter to get him to drop that trust - but he's also seen Wade talk to thin air, so. Have to gauge the waters.] ...duuude these are so good.
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-11-15 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah.

[He nudged him again, head tilted again before he smiled at the younger man.]

I've been telling you! The taco stand is AWESOME, Petey! The chimichangas are even better!
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-11-15 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, you really think this is a contender against that stand on 7th?

[As a native teenage boy - plus friendly neighborhood spider - he's frequented many a food cart.]
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[personal profile] mouthymercwade 2016-11-15 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit that stand on 7th is nothing compared to this place. And I know my mexican.

[He cleared his throat, tugging his mask up a bit more and winking once his eyes were visible.]

So, explain why the horrible pick up line?
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-11-16 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, that's quite some confidence you have there. What about 22nd? Can't leave them out.

[Peter glanced over at Wade, chewing thoughtfully for a moment before answering.]

I knew you'd appreciate it, you know, the way a gloriously awesome pick up line like that should be appreciated.

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