gameofsocks: (Default)
gameofsocks ([personal profile] gameofsocks) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-06-05 04:30 pm

happily taken?

the fake married meme

be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you're pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over?



( taken from here )
natalia_vdova: (Default)

[personal profile] natalia_vdova 2016-06-05 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Anyone up for undercover-married hijinks? M/F for legit shippy stuff, OTA for gen awkwardness / friendshippy things.]
prosperus: (50)

felix | red vs blue

[personal profile] prosperus 2016-06-05 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Most likely for a job, but I'm open to anything. ]
bozhemoi: (hair up)

Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2016-06-05 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
(f/m shipping)
Edited 2016-06-05 10:44 (UTC)
im_ironman: (Default)

[personal profile] im_ironman 2016-06-05 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Think Nat is ready for this guy? ;) I'm going to be kind of slow today, but after their little talk in the other meme I'd love to have them interact a little more. :)]

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daichi sawamura ( haikyuu!! )

[personal profile] dadcrow 2016-06-05 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'll be an A+ fake husband okay. ]
scrap_metal: (frowny talking)

Genos | One Punch Man

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[ Could be for some PR hero bullshit. Oooh, he won't be happy about it. ]
tictacs: (great job)

scott lang ( mcu ) ota | cw-compliant, cross-canon/media friendly!

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-05 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DEFINITELY SLOW POSTING but oh man this is the best trope EVER ]
spideyguy: (93)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Peter honestly has no idea how he got roped into this. He's not even sure he's a full Avenger - he never got the candy-coated invitation or anything, but it's become habit for them to call him, or vice versa. It's nice, for once, to have some back-up other than Matt, who has more than enough of his own problems for Peter to be calling him anytime things got dicey, and Deadpool, who is decidedly less back-up material and more of a problem than anything else. Peter still appreciates him, though, because it isn't like there are many other people willing to take a bullet for him (this fact isn't diminished just because Deadpool can survive a bullet, nor because he seems to enjoy saving Peter's life).

Anyway, he gets a call requesting his mildly-urgent presence at Avengers tower, and Peter's not really doing anything better (pfft, coursework for his molecular biology course? bye), so he heads over. The receptionist is a little skeptical, but a quick word from JARVIS gets him the go ahead.

He has no idea what it's about until he gets there, which, in retrospect, was probably part of the plan the sneaky fucks. You're the only one who can do it his ass. Natasha just didn't want to, and yeah okay maybe Sam and Steve were a little too overt to be sneaky, but Wanda? What about Wanda? She had just as much experience as Peter!

Whatever the case, it's needless to say Peter loses the argument he was half-heartedly trying to win, and now he's standing in their brand new townhouse, the Lang-Parker townhouse jesus fuck, staring at the wedding band on his left hand. His aunt thought he'd gotten a cool internship, yeah I guess you could say that.]

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oh my GOD

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<3

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prepareforwar: (2)

Frank Castle | The Punisher | ota

[personal profile] prepareforwar 2016-06-05 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[For some sort of job, because this would be the worst]
pianokeys: (Your Other parents)

Other Father ♫ Coraline

[personal profile] pianokeys 2016-06-05 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You want a perfect fake husband with a lot of experience? Bam.
Alt Universes are cool too b/c it's pretty hard to find a place for the button eyed, rip. ]
poliamor: i'm a vomiting lady over here! (HULO what am i invisible)

daniela velasquez | sense8 [ ota ]

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thelittlestbub: (Default)

Jubilee | Marvel 616 | M/F

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spideyguy: (13)

Peter Parker | Amazing Spiderman | OTA

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-05 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yessss]
fieldreport: (Default)

dana scully | the x-files

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voin: (Default)

bucky barnes - mcu

[personal profile] voin 2016-06-05 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This is the best damn trope ]
notplayinggames: (princes and governments)

Maria Hill | MCU

[personal profile] notplayinggames 2016-06-05 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[possible worst wife ever but that's what's going to make it so fun]
solo_junior: (profile)

Ben Solo | Star Wars AU | OTA

[personal profile] solo_junior 2016-06-05 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Probably for a job, but maybe to help someone else get their inheritance, maybe just to get wedding cake samples, IDK man, I'm good with whatever.]
haveanamenow: (huggy)

Finn | Star Wars | OTA

[personal profile] haveanamenow 2016-06-05 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Castmates preferred, but not strictly necessary, knowing Finn it's pretending to be married to get someone else out of a dangerous situation, but could be just about anything.]
lady_calrissian: (deer in the headlights)

Alanna Calrissian | Star Wars OC | OTA

[personal profile] lady_calrissian 2016-06-05 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[More than likely for a con, but I'm open to whatever.]
msbigdeal: (looking down)

Finn (Rule 63) | Star Wars | OTA

[personal profile] msbigdeal 2016-06-05 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's probably for some kind of mission/quest/thing.]
rescuedfromscrap: (spangles: big)

Scrap | Star Wars OC | OTA

[personal profile] rescuedfromscrap 2016-06-05 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Probably to convince people that she's a Real Actual Human™]
squadless: (downtime)

Poe Dameron | Star Wars | OTA

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[Whatever the case he'll be the best fake husband you could ask for.]
thesefirststeps: (rey - giggle)

[personal profile] thesefirststeps 2016-06-06 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Ever so eloquently, she asks ... yes? Maybe? Nah? (I don't mean to collect your muses, I just like playing with them so muhhuhhuch.)]

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Wanda Maximoff | MCU | OTA

[personal profile] youngerby12minutes 2016-06-05 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[CW compliant, and she's probably faking being married to someone to get someone else to stop bothering her. Sorry about that, she'll make it up to you.]
not_soft: (ew no)

Rey (Dark Side AU) | Star Wars | OTA

[personal profile] not_soft 2016-06-05 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[I have a bad feeling about this...]
no_light: (88)

let's do the thing!

[personal profile] no_light 2016-06-06 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"I hope you realize that this is a terrible idea," Kylo declared as they left the ship, shooting Rey a glare as if this were all her fault.

It had been the Supreme Leader's mission and General Hux's plan that they would be visiting the planet as a honeymooning couple. Slip in looking harmless and unassuming as one happy couple among many in the vacation resort, track down their target and dispose of it without anybody being able to trace the assassination back to the First Order. Without him, their supporters would have a much easier time to convince their government to support the First Order.

"I have better things to do than run errands," he added, and finally remembered to wrap an arm around Rey's waist, pulling her close. He didn't quite manage a sappy smile, or any smile at all. "Now I've been stuck on this mission holding your hand."

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thiefinexile: (sullen)

Remy LeBeau (pre-canon) | X-Men | OTA

[personal profile] thiefinexile 2016-06-05 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's already done this once...]
petrichorian: (drinkytiem)

Thor | MCU | OTA

[personal profile] petrichorian 2016-06-05 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Probably to help someone else with an inheritance or nosy neighbors, unless his own inheritance is somehow in question.]
neededforger: (leanback)

Eames | Inception | OTA

[personal profile] neededforger 2016-06-05 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Definitely for a job of some kind, but he'll be an excellent fake-husband.]

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