tictacs: (listen)

2............

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-04 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
For what it's worth, I'm sorry
spideyguy: (21)

incredible XD

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-04 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
consider this: are you really
i mean they'll be healed by tomorrow
but the fact that they aren't already is kind of impressive ngl
tictacs: (that's fine)

BACK AT IT AGAIN TO BOTHER YOUR PETER

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-04 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... well my ego is happy if we're being honest here, uh

You wanna know a tried and tested awesome remedy?
spideyguy: (57)

Always, you and Scott are always welcome <3

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-04 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
i toTALLY CALLED IT

is it something ridiculous like mayo because i dont know if i'll believe you
tictacs: (kicked)

no takebacks now dude >:|

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-04 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Who do you think I am? I respect my condiments, Peter!

but if you're into that then that's cool
spideyguy: (27)

i mean it 110% ;P

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-04 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean after last night clearly you have more facets than one sees at first glance

not with mayo dude i was raised respectably
tictacs: (well then)

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-04 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Always the respectable ones, though...

Anyway, my brilliant remedy is once more with sheets. Minimum thread count 1000

And okay some of those soothing creams too. Just 'cause I like you so much
spideyguy: (59)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-04 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
okay i'll give you that one. but seriously, no mayo
only chocolate

nice. very smooth. i think it might even work.
a different position might work too

im touched, truly
tictacs: (talk to me son)

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-04 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You should be! Cream ain't cheap!

I'll gently (gently!) ease your shoulders down and your hips up and I'll even shave before I get my tongue in you 'cause I'm so nice

See? It's cool so far, right?
spideyguy: (17)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-04 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
hate to break it to you but this is New York. nothing is cheap

very considerate. i think im free tonight if you are
additionally: i am inhumanly flexible
food for thought
tictacs: (heh)

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-04 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I assumed you were my food for thought?

...yeah no that was bad, my bad

But what I'm getting from this is I'm really gonna love your legs

Second only to how cute you get when you say Scott so small like that
spideyguy: (69)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-04 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll give you a pass only because i have used worse lines than that

yes i would say that's an accurate deduction.

duuuuude
[He's not supposed to be blushing over a text conversation, s t o p]
tictacs: (well then)

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-05 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you 'dude' me, you're so fucking sweet

In taste and in personality
spideyguy: (33)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-05 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
is that you complimenting me or complimenting yourself

[ooc: i saw this and snorted really hard xD ]
tictacs: (um)

WHERE'S THE LIE OH MY GOD

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-05 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Complimenting you. Always.
spideyguy: (26)

Filed under: relevant to our interests xD

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-05 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
smart choice.
what do you say we do dinner this time
im feeling chinese takeaway?
tictacs: (cheeeeese)

this is what happens when scott says "tie me up peter" because they aren't normal

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-05 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Or I could literally make you food.

Too romantic?
spideyguy: (5)

amazing. peter's like "sure???" xD 40-year-old virgin just turned on VH1 and i see baby rudd

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-05 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
you can cook?

i mean, i dont see a problem with it
tictacs: (well then)

dude i have actually never seen that movie is it any good?

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-05 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I have a seven year old daughter, of course I can cook

But I can't make the best key lime pie in America
spideyguy: (19)

the part that i saw was pretty funny~ jane lynch was in it too!

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
i really dont see how that proves anything? like you could feed her take away it wouldnt kill her

ah, i knew you had to have at least one flaw
tictacs: (cheeeeese)

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-05 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
You calling me almost-flawless?
spideyguy: (27)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-05 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
i mean up until now you've had me ~pretty~ much impressed
don't worry, i'll bring the pie
tictacs: (cheeeeese)

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-05 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, thank you. I fucking love pie.

In fairness, I'm already pretty impressed with you, too.
spideyguy: (33)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-06-05 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
alright, you're already in my pants, relax

[He's getting flustered again because Peter is a mess of a human being.]

Seven work for you?
tictacs: (well then)

[personal profile] tictacs 2016-06-05 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
( scott is kind of a little bit very much fond of peter's flustered self, actually, so this is all in his favour. )

Seven works awesome. You're coming over, right?

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