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anonmeme ([personal profile] anonmeme) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-05-14 03:27 pm

midnight texting meme


The Midnight Texting Meme

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's, or brooding alone in the alleys as one does, when your phone rings and dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this time? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Pick up your phone and find out!

Rules:
  • Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
  • Tag others
  • Have fun!

spideyguy: (Woah)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-15 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
seriously dude impulse control
stank: (Default)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-15 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you have an algebra test to study for or something?

[Shut up don't you judge him, Parker]
spideyguy: (Smile 2)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-15 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
just how old do you think i am?
i mean i get that you're older than time itself but like


[Is it still considered judging if he's mildly impressed?]
stank: (easycompany-aoup2-266)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-15 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
To be fair, I had something about fingerprinting and nap time typed at first, but I decided to give you some credit.
spideyguy: (Talking 2)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-15 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
this goes back to the whole impulse control thing
you get a sticker!



so like
do you need to talk about it or something
stank: (easycompany-aoup1-307)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-15 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What? You want to give me relationship advice now?

Wait don't tell me- did you have your first kiss this week? So now you think you're an expert?
spideyguy: (Talking)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-15 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
laugh it up, Stark
i know this method of avoiding dealing with your shit by burying it in sarcasm you didnt invent it
i mean maybe i'm pretty sure you're jurassic but the point still stands
stank: (Default)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-15 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait.

How did you hear about my less than sober dial anyway?
spideyguy: (Can't Look!)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-15 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[He was hoping Tony had glossed over that part.]

uhhhhh
im spiderman?
i know things
stank: (Default)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-15 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Spill it, junior.
spideyguy: (Talking 2)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-15 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
i cannot betray my methods
it would compromise my integrity as a punk
stank: (easycompany-aoup1-374)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-16 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You have approximately 5 seconds to tell me before I hack your phone and find out for myself

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spideyguy: (Can't Look!)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-16 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
i will turn it off
what if it was an email!
OR A PAPER NOTE




FINE IT WAS VISION
and Friday
but mosTLY VISION
stank: (Default)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-16 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't trust anyone these days.

Do me a favor, kid?

Forget whatever he told you. I'm fine. Never better.
spideyguy: (Can't Look!)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-16 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
he was worried
look i have no idea why he thought i would be a good person to talk to you
but you are def not fine
stank: (Default)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-16 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you just say def?

I can't believe this is happening.

They sent a fetus to play love doctor.
spideyguy: (Glasses)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-16 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
your other option is cleverbot so
also what are you like 50 you need to chill gramps






look there's a video of your drunk dial
all i can really say is
at least she's not dead
and i know you have all that shit in my file so
puts a lot into perspective
stank: (Default)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-16 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You're really good at this pep talk thing.

Uplifting.
spideyguy: (Hm)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-16 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
am i wrong?
guidance counselor has always been my calling what can i say
its just a break though i mean she didnt completely walk out on you right?
stank: (Default)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-16 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you ever known anyone to actually bounce back from a "break?"

It's over. She's just trying to decide when to pull the plug.

[Or that's how it feels when he's feeling sorry for himself.]
spideyguy: (Default)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-16 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
yes? i totally did
also ross from friends rachel got off the plane




i've only met Pepper once but even i could tell that she is the type of woman that does what she wants
so if she wanted you completely out of her life you would be OUT
she is not the type of woman to fuck around and let herself be unhappy
stank: (Default)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-16 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if you're right, I can't be the guy she needs.

She wants me to stop, kid.

And I get it. Some days I wish I could stop, too.

But until I do, she and I just

Aren't meant to be, I guess.
spideyguy: (Talking 2)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-16 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
it's hard for people to understand why we do what we do
maybe there's a compromise to be had
she has to know that you can't stop cold turkey


so even though it's hard
maybe you should have her over for dinner
just to talk
stank: (Default)

[personal profile] stank 2016-05-16 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say to her.

[Possibly the only raw and honest thing he's said this whole time.]
spideyguy: (Default)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-16 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
lay it out plain and simple
"i love you and i want to be with you, but i can't just ~stop~"
"what can we do to make this work?"
she'll probably appreciate the honesty

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Yeah that's fine by me!

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