aheroliveshere: (waterfront)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-14 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
1. What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....

2. I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.

3. Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?

4. Text her!
patriate: (pic#10266907)

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[personal profile] patriate 2016-05-15 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
i can't say i'm adverse to the imagery you're sending me, here.
aheroliveshere: (in the darkness)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
licking my fingers, wishing you were here.
patriate: (pic#10266922)

[personal profile] patriate 2016-05-15 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
if wishes were horses ... but let's not talk about riding right now, for my sake. why are you alone?
aheroliveshere: (in the darkness)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
because it's Saturday & I have no life. I thought you liked riding.
aheroliveshere: (in the darkness)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
drinking alone is no fun at all, for the record.
aheroliveshere: (in the darkness)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
omg i am. except not really. who's idea was it to do shots again?
havent_the_foggiest: (talking)

[personal profile] havent_the_foggiest 2016-05-15 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine, probably. We were...celebrating? Something like that. Shots are always a good idea... right up until the minute they're not.
aheroliveshere: (in the darkness)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
it was totally you. It was raining. You left. I walked Matt home. HE KISSED ME.
havent_the_foggiest: (uhhhh)

[personal profile] havent_the_foggiest 2016-05-15 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah, wait, seriously?

And uh.. how did you take that? Was that something good?


[ Of course it was. It's Matt. ]
aheroliveshere: (in the darkness)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
it was beyond amazing. omg foggy. OMG. but then he asked me to dinner tomorrow and now I'm home *alone* and if he bails I seriously will kill him.
havent_the_foggiest: (side look)

[personal profile] havent_the_foggiest 2016-05-15 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, don't keep your knives too sharp. We need him if we want to keep the lights on.

You could have invited him up. Did you? Hard to imagine you'd be alone otherwise.
aheroliveshere: (in the darkness)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry this is so not something i should bother you with. I just had to tell someone.

Beat.

no I walked HIM home. I would totally have asked him up are you kidding me? After a kiss like THAT!?
havent_the_foggiest: (look)

[personal profile] havent_the_foggiest 2016-05-15 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, it's cool.

[ it really isn't, but she's excited. Is he really gonna tell her 'no'? ]

I'm just happy you're happy. And that *someone* in this office is finally breaking that tension.

You did? Hm... Probably had some stuff on his mind. He gets like that. Kinda shuts down and goes into his head, you know? Don't take it personally As far as I can tell, he's always been like that.
aheroliveshere: (in the darkness)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
i know.

[ This is Foggy. She assumes he's seeing some gorgeous blond lawyer who makes a million dollars a year and uses him for sex. Amazing sex, she's sure of it. Because if Foggy decides to do something, it's gonna get done right.  She's also sure that sleeping with Foggy would be like sleeping with her brother. ]

Still. I hope it wasn't just the shots.
havent_the_foggiest: (lawyer up)

[personal profile] havent_the_foggiest 2016-05-15 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. Matt doesn't do that. I've known him long enough to know you're in the clear. Still, might wanna talk to him about it soon. I wasn't joking about him getting into his own head too much.
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[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm just afraid he's gonna say it was a mistake. And I will. When I'm sober. Ugh. Thank you for listening to me flail like an idiot.
havent_the_foggiest: (u wot m8)

[personal profile] havent_the_foggiest 2016-05-15 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably best to wait for that.

And, hey, what're friends for? You'd listen if I had a night like yours. Well, okay, maybe not *just* like yours. Matt and I are close, but not *that* close.

Sleep it off, talk to him, see how you feel then. I'm sure you'll still both be on for dinner.
aheroliveshere: (in the darkness)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
lol i owe you one srsly. You are absolutely correct. Thanks Foggy.
havent_the_foggiest: (wait a sec)

[personal profile] havent_the_foggiest 2016-05-15 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it. Just, y'know, let me know what happens. I like good news too, you know.
aheroliveshere: (in the darkness)

[personal profile] aheroliveshere 2016-05-15 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
i will. this is good news. you are the best. coffee is on me tomorrow.
havent_the_foggiest: (smile)

[personal profile] havent_the_foggiest 2016-05-15 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I am the best. And I'm holding you to that coffee. I take a caramel Macchiato, btw.