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Captain Cheesecake ([personal profile] captaincheesecake) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-05-09 11:32 pm

Argument/Fight Meme

T H I S IS F I G HT CLUB.



Step One: Make a post with who you're offering.
Step Two: Wait for people to post with one of the argument starters.
Step Three: RP based on whatever starter they go with!

"Make me"
"Don't tempt me"
"I hate you"
"You are infuriating"
"Just shut up already"
"That doesn't even make sense"
"Bite me"
"Eat me"
"Kiss my ass"
"Just admit i'm right"
"Just admit you're wrong"
"You are being ridiculous"
"That's irrational"
"Listen to me"
"That's not what I meant and you know it"
"Don't yell at me"
"That's it. End of discussion"
"I don't believe you"
"Don't look at me like that"
"What's with that look?"
"Go away"
"Don't talk to me"
"Do you ever shut up?"
"You're such a loud mouth"
"You shouldn't have said that"
"Fuck you"
"Step on a lego"
"Get bent"
"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"
"It isn't up for debate"
"Don't question my orders"
"That is the worst idea I've ever heard"
"Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"
"That's mine"
"Give it back"
"Don't touch my stuff"
"That's not yours"
"Just leave already"
"The door is over there"
"I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"
"I have my orders"
"You have your orders"
spideyguy: (Hmph)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-10 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Don't touch my stuff. Dude!"
wingmans: (Goldeneye)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-10 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop webbing everything up, then!
spideyguy: (Talking 2)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-10 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You have wings, I have webs. I don't see your problem.
wingmans: (Dove)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Probably because you've never had to entangle your webs yourself.
spideyguy: (Smile)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'll give you that one.

...at least it was funny?
wingmans: (Avocet)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
You see me laughing? Now help me get it off. I'm pretty sure these are worth more than your allowance.
spideyguy: (Talking 2)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
You know you want to, come on.

I don't ~have~ an allowance. [He'll go get the solvent anyway.]
wingmans: (Dowitcher)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Tony will probably fix that.

[ He throws enough money around for it. ]
spideyguy: (Default)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be able to buy food and textbooks, so that'd be nice.

[He's got a windex bottle in his clutches now, though it has a weird pink liquid in it. Don't ask.]
wingmans: (American Bittern)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
You are not old enough to be swinging from buildings, kid.
spideyguy: (Talking)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm old enough to skydive I figure that's close enough.
wingmans: (Avocet)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Do I have to teach you the difference between skydiving and web swinging? Because I'm pretty sure they cover that in high school.
spideyguy: (Woah)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, how do you know web swinging isn't safer? I'm the only person who's ever done it.
wingmans: (Goldfinch)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Because it doesn't have a harness or a parachute attached to it in case things go wrong?
spideyguy: (Hmph)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but I'm basically indestructible. A fall from that height won't kill me.

[Doesn't mean it will hurt any less, but he's a lot like certain super soldiers in that respect.]
wingmans: (Gallinule)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Word to the wise, though. I wouldn't test that part.

[ Sam knows a little bit about falling. Indestructible or not, fallible or not, it usually ends badly for someone. ]
spideyguy: (Talking)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, it's happened before. But I do my best to avoid it.

[And it wasn't like he didn't try. But building a parachute into his suit would compromise the aerodynamics, and if he was going to swing the way he did he needed all the help he could get.]

How'd you get into the Falcon program in the first place?
wingmans: (American Bittern)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sam sighs lightly. Of course he did ]

I had the right training. Knew when to look before leaping. Why?

[ It's more complicated than that, but that's the gist of it. ]
spideyguy: (Hmph)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, just curious.

[Seems like everybody already knows his life story, or what they think his life story is, and Peter isn't exactly eager to correct them. Let Tony spread his theories.]

How long were you in?
wingmans: (Flycatcher)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ He shrugs. ]

For two years. It was an experimental program and it never really took off.
spideyguy: (Hm)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
My Uncle was an MP.

[Sam's locker is as good as new, webbing completely dissolved.]

Did you study medicine before or after you joined?
wingmans: (Goldeneye)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sam looks it over carefully. ]

After. I mean, I was interested before, but I never had the time.
spideyguy: (Default)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-11 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
[See? He's not as much of a shit as they'd have you believe. They being the collective.]

Nice. Med school seem crazy, it takes a lot of passion to get through that.
wingmans: (American Bittern)

[personal profile] wingmans 2016-05-11 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I am passionate about it. Not enough to be a full fledged doctor, but enough to lend a hand here and there.