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Ib ([personal profile] stareintently) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-04-27 02:00 am

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The Drunk Meme



Whether you're in a bar, at home, a party, someone else's place, the beach, a park or somewhere else, you're drunk. And so is the person tagging you (or are they?).

  1. TOUCHY FEELY: Inhibitions are lowered and suddenly, touching whoever is around seems like the best idea.

  2. PHILOSOPHICAL: You know the type. Deep (or not so deep) questions that have no answer— what's our purpose in life? Better write down any answers you come up with, because you might not remember in the morning.

  3. HAPPY DRUNK: Everything's just so funny right now, okay.

  4. ANGST: Are you drinking to forget? Gathering the courage to tell someone the terrible news? Either way, tonight's looking pretty dreary.

  5. MESSY DRUNK: Maybe you shouldn't have had that last shot. Either way, you're not holding your liquor too well.

  6. DRUNK SEX: Obligatory smut option.

  7. HUNGOVER: bonus round; the morning after.

    Pick one or let RNG decide for you. Have fun!
predatoryspecies: (Know Thy Enemy)

Damon Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries | OTA - m/m shipping

[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-04-27 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
spideyguy: (Science)

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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-27 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes a lot to get Peter drunk. And by a lot he means a fuckton. Having a high speed metabolism like his meant 7 shots of vodka every 37 minutes exactly, or the alcohol content equivalent. The bar he's worked his way into now is seedy enough to let him drink without carding, and they tend to cheer him on; they don't care enough to try cutting him off.

It's almost like Wade's favorite bar, Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children, except without the constant threat of a fatal gunshot wound. Well, maybe just a significantly smaller chance.

Peter spins on his barstool, chewing on the end of his pen as he contemplates the scribbles in his notebook. Endless equations that probably don't make a lick of sense to anyone sober (or his sober self, for that matter). Still, he claps a hand down on the guy next to him, probably a little stronger than he should if he was trying to keep the whole, 'genetically-engineered-human-spider' thing under wraps, and nudges him.]
Take a look at this, would ya?
predatoryspecies: (You're Undead to Me)

[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-04-27 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[It also happens to take Damon a lot to get drunk, usually he sped the process up by draining the blood of some idiot who's ABV is higher than your average scotch. Which is exactly why he was in some dive bar getting drunk and eyeing the other patrons up to try and see whether or now they were reaching that too far gone yet.

He was at the bar, leaning his elbows against it as he motions for another drink, raising it to his lips and downing it when suddenly feels a hand on his shoulder; a hand that is far too strong for a human of his particular stature and it has him raising an eyebrow and looking up at the stranger.
]

Look at what?
spideyguy: (Hmph)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-28 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
This. [Peter pushes the notebook towards Damon, pressing against his shoulder. His perception of personal space tended to get a little muddled when he had too much to drink. Maybe it was a side effect of being a spider-human, able to crawl all over everything, or maybe it was just Peter. He was betting on a fair mix of both.] is'science. You good with math?
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[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-04-28 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damon takes the notebook, glances at it, before simply putting it down again. He didn't understand any of it nor was he particularly interested in it. He gives a slow look between Peter's face and his hand and back again.] No, I'm not. My skills lie elsewhere. [Such as eating people.]
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-29 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Peter doesn't get it. He's too pleasantly buzzed to be in full control, and his hand squeezes Damon's shoulder again, with enough force that it would have hurt a regular human. But he's still not exactly the most threatening person around, all drunken smiles and floppy hair.] A shame. That's some grade-A quality science shit.

Foolproof! [Another shot is presented to him, and Peter downs it easily, a smooth knock straight down his throat.]
predatoryspecies: (Crying Wolf)

[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-04-29 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damon's brow furrows at that shoulder squeeze because really, did this kid not realize how strong he was or was he itching to get himself into a fight? He looks between the hand and the face again before lowering his voice.] Are you trying to put your hand through my shoulder blade or is this just what you call foreplay? [And then he's taking a drink of his own before continuing.] And furthermore aren't you a little... [What's the word here.] Twinky and underaged to be drinking so much?
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-29 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? [Peter blinks at him before he lets up on Damon's shoulder, carefully pulling his hand back.]Oh - sorry, sometimes I can get a little...excited about science.

Peter coughs and adjusts his glasses, straightening them from the previously askew angle.] First of all, not underage.

[He doesn't sound convincing, slurring just a little.] Secondly, m'not a twink. Scrawny sure, but not small.
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[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-04-29 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[He grins then because there's no longer a hand on his shoulder.] Its a good damn thing I'm not human or you'd have one hell of a lawsuit on your hands- then again, neither are you. [Because Damon Salvatore was more than happy dropping these harsh truths out there.]

[And he's tilting his head to the side in curiosity.] Really? You can't be older than what, nineteen? [And he actually smirks this time.] Kinda small from where I'm standing.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-30 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
I - huh? [The grin throws him a little off balance, and Peter laughs off the unease.] Dunno what you're talking about. Totally human. Hundred percent.

You're not? One of the aliens, then? They're a dime a dozen these days.

Twenty-one. [His heartbeat ticks upwards, a definitive lie. Damon was completely right - nineteen, finishing his first year at ESU. His cheeks flush, warm from alcohol and his own inability to lie well combining.] Pretty sure I'm taller than you.
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[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-04-30 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damon clucks his tongue, head continuing to be tilted to the side.] Now now, no point lying to me when that grip you had on my shoulder really wasn't anything human.

[And he's shaking his head again.] You're not twenty-one. [He reaches up, touching his earlobe momentarily.] I can hear you lying. Let me guess... [He grins, taking a drink before putting a finger on his chin.] Nineteen?
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-30 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. I didn't - [Peter leans in, lowering his voice and leveling Damon with a serious look.] I'm just a little stronger than normal. I'm not lying.

No. [His eyes narrow, but it's fairly obvious Damon hit the nail on the head. What kind of person could hear somebody lie? Peter glances around the bar perfunctorily before murmuring to him.] Are you...a mutant?
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[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-05-01 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks vaguely amused at the serious look and makes another tsking noise when Peter says he's not lying because the boy should just drop that pretense as soon as possible.

When he leans in and asks Damon if he's a mutant though the vampire can't help but grin before shaking his head.
] Not a mutant. I'm dead. [And he lets the hunger that's always lying under the surface flood him, the arteries around his eyes swelling with travelling blood, making his eyes appear a dark red almost black colour, hoping it would encourage some fear in the kid.]
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-01 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Dead. [Peter's tone is one of incredulity, his look flat as he tilts his head to eye Damon over his glasses.] How can you be dead?

[The eyes startle him a little, but then he squints, pushing his glasses back up the bridge of his nose. Fear isn't something that comes to him easy. Fight a few lizard scientists and you'd have a higher tolerance too.] Is this one of those, you show me yours I show you mine moments?
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[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-05-02 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Dead. [Total deadpan moment.] Well if you must know I got shot in the chest by my father. [He shakes his head.]

[He grins at that, if he can't get fear he'll at least get amusement out of the whole situation. Coupled with his unending curiosity and willingness to see how far he can push people.] Only if you really wanna show me yours.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-02 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet here you are. [Peter looks him up and down, still questioning.] Care to elaborate?

Since you asked so nicely, [He snorts, deliberately resting a hand on Damon's arm.] Try to get my hand off.
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[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-05-03 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damon laughs slightly, usually around his own neighbourhood he didn't have to clarify much beyond the dead but still living.] You've never heard of vampires?

[[And he reaches down for the hand that was on his arm and pulls at it, trying lightly at first until he realizes its not going anyway until he starts to use his supernatural strength, fully intent on breaking the boy's bones.]
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-04 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Vampires? Are you serious? [Now that does get a little bit more of a reaction, startling him, eyes widening behind the thick frames of his glasses.]

[His hand moves with Damon's arm, stuck to it.] Woah there, don't need to go around breaking bones buddy.

[Peter flipped his hand up, sticking it to Damon's wrist with a cheek smirk.]
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[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-05-04 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm serious. [And he grins thinking that he was going to break the kid's bones but nope that hand is really seriously stuck and it doesn't seem to be through an act of strength but more through some kind of tactile magnetic quality.

It was weird but he wanted the hand gone now, tilting his head to the side he stares deeply into Peter's eyes and let's his own power come rushing to the surface, throwing the net of compulsion against the stranger.
] Let go of my arm. [After all Peter told him to get it off, not how.]
spideyguy: (Hmph)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-04 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
A vampire who drinks...bourbon? [Peter squints at Damon's glass, taking a stab at what was in it.]

[The compulsion definitely works, and Peter releases his arm, blinking in mild confusion. How did he do that? Peter frowns down at his hand, still kind of drunk, but his metabolism was working to burn it off. He'd be sober in about twenty.] Uh...
predatoryspecies: (The Reckoning)

[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-05-06 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A vampire who drinks a lot of bourbon. [Because there was clearly a distinction in there somewhere.

When Peter releases Damon's arm though the vampire finds himself grinning in actual amusement this time.
] Uh... [He repeats in a cruel approximation of the noise.]
spideyguy: (Hmph)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-07 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
What was that? [Peter pointed at Damon's chest, as if that was the source of his befuddlement.] How did you jedi mind fuck me?
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[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-05-07 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damon blinks a couple of times and is about to tell him that he didn't mind fuck him and if he did Peter would be reacting very differently right now.] Like I said, vampire. That's just one of the perks.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-05-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's cool. Also kind of terrifying. But cool. [His filter is kind of on the fritz when he's drunk.] How'd you become a vampire? Is that a common thing or are you like a dying species?
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[personal profile] predatoryspecies 2016-05-09 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Kind of terrifying is probably the right place to be. [He laughs at that.] Same way the movies tell you, a vampire gives you their blood, you die, you wake up, you eat a human, hey presto- vampirism. [He rolls his eyes.] Nice joke dying species. We're a dead species.

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