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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-22 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
it's like you seek out new and inventive ways to get your ass kicked
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[personal profile] subatomicstate 2016-04-22 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
PSHHHHHHHH implying he could kick my ass.
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[personal profile] subatomicstate 2016-04-22 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
wait getting a little closer to him now and he's like 6'5 okay so he might be able to kick my ass.

BUT STILL.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-22 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
would you like a list of people that could kick your ass because i can get that for you no problemo

the lady doth protest too much, methinks
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[personal profile] subatomicstate 2016-04-22 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
WHERE is the love and support my fellow insectoid brother in arms?

like i'm not saying you're wrong but come ON. i got like the cool suit thing going now. it's pretty much an ass-kicking insurance policy!
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-22 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
a) you don't actually have ant dna and b) spiders are arachnids not insects

its like having a mini iron man somebody shoot me~
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[personal profile] subatomicstate 2016-04-22 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
you're kill me here
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[personal profile] subatomicstate 2016-04-22 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
waitwaitwaitwaitwait DID YOU JUST COMPARE ME TO IRON MAN
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[personal profile] subatomicstate 2016-04-22 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I FEEL SO COOL RIGHT NOW!!!!
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-22 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
it's an important distinction!
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-22 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
oh god what have i done what have i unleashed upon this unsuspecting world
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[personal profile] subatomicstate 2016-04-22 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
flattery will get you everywhere.

except i probably have like, maybe 1/1000000000000000000000th of whatever mr. stark has in his savings account soooooo i'm still gonna cry myself to sleep at night.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-23 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
you're telling me. why are eggs $2.75? like why? did the chicken shit them out gold-plated or what?
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[personal profile] subatomicstate 2016-04-23 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
RIGHT? i mean you could do what i did and cheat the system, get yourself arrested, and milk government funded eggs every morning for all they're worth

granted they kind of have the aftertaste of bleach and propane but you get used to it. :)
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-23 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
real solid life plan, but you forget one thing

my aunt would k i l l me
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[personal profile] subatomicstate 2016-04-23 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
i mean she got over the whole you flying around nyc in spandex thing right?

wait.

does she even know...
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-23 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
uhhhh

define 'know'