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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-22 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
doc, you r e a l l y have to work on your bed manners
punybanner: (plz stop)

[personal profile] punybanner 2016-04-23 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Bed manners aren't relevant when the other person is busy taking your clothes off and you're busy trying to keep five tequila shots down okay? Don't judge me kid
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-23 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
bed manners are always relevant. were you raised by wolves?
why did you even down five tequilas?
hiding laughter doesn't count as judging, does it?
punybanner: (butwhy)

[personal profile] punybanner 2016-04-23 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...Be careful, kid. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Is what I would say normally, but my head is killing me so I honestly don't care what you say as long as you get me some painkillers.

I... I don't remember. Tony? Probably Tony. That's usually the answer when my memory is fuzzy.
spideyguy: (Hm)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-23 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
aw come on, doc, you need to get some new threats. you haven't even tried bug jokes!

trust me, i'm already on my way.

it always is, isn't it? we need to get you two a sitter
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[personal profile] punybanner 2016-04-24 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm much better at puns when I'm not hungover.

Really? I mean, I'm grateful, but - don't go skipping school to take care of a dumb old man, alright?

I think any sitter you got us would run screaming from the building before the day was over. I already feel bad enough for Pepper.
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[personal profile] spideyguy 2016-04-24 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
that's debatable

don't even worry about it, doc. im due a mental health day anyway.

then we'll just go through S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. there has to be one of them that won't break. or i could call in a favor with the x-men.