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can't spell "party" w/o "artie" ([personal profile] ziff) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-04-01 12:14 pm

tfln.



TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
you know the deal.
girlandherstaff: (Default)

Rey | Star Wars

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-01 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
1. He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.

2. if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy

3. I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.

4. [text her]
no_light: (normal - smile)

1 - the most magical AU

[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-01 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I daresasy that's one instructor less who likes you.
girlandherstaff: (weapon)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-01 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
He's horrible though. Like, seriously, you're in his class as well, do you even like him?
no_light: (hell bent)

[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-01 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you think I keep having all these family emergencies?
girlandherstaff: (wonder)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-01 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You do realise he's going to ask your uncle one of these days?
no_light: (normal - just like Dad)

[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-01 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
My plan is to horrify him with such a number of tragedies that he won't dare bring it up.
girlandherstaff: (scavenger)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-01 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, he's pretty morbid. He could still ask
no_light: (Default)

[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-01 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
True. Sometimes I hate being related to the teacher.
girlandherstaff: (wonder)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-01 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
On the other hand, your Uncle does seem to dislike him too...
no_light: (eat you alive)

[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-01 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
So I might be safe telling him my grandfather died (for the third time.)
girlandherstaff: (saddness)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-02 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
...How has he not counted these yet?
no_light: (normal - just like Dad)

[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-02 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm torn between guessing blatant stupidity and assumptions that my family is more exciting than we actually are.
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-02 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Either is possible
no_light: (Default)

[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-02 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)

Whatever it is, I hope it lasts. He's met my mother, even he won't buy births.

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-02 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Cousin on your dad's side?
no_light: (normal - smile)

[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-02 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Good idea. You may have your uses.
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-02 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
'May'. Nice to see I rate so highly
no_light: (normal - smile)

[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-02 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Think how abysmal my opinion of you must have been prior to the cat scheme.
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-03 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
All because I kicked your ass publically
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[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-03 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You make it sound like I'm an irrational or petty person
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-03 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
... Sorry, is that something you want an answer to?
no_light: (eat you alive)

[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-03 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Not any YOU would give
girlandherstaff: (saddness)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-03 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
See, you CAN learn
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[personal profile] no_light 2016-04-03 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a riot. Ever consider a combined stage magician and comedy act?
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-04-03 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Thought that was your whole thing

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