moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

Thomas Jefferson | Hamilton (musical)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-25 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
1; I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.

2; Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?

3; Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Edited 2016-03-25 19:18 (UTC)
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[personal profile] allshotsfired 2016-03-25 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because you kept thinking I was Madison. Newsflash, I'm not.

And you wouldn't stop doing it so I also talked you out of something with Angelica, but she's mad at both of us about that.
moreequal: (and the world still spins)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well that explains a lot of things. Plus this kind of things are usually your fault anyway.

Why is she mad? I always 'try', it's our thing.
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[personal profile] allshotsfired 2016-03-26 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know I think confusing me, a relatively healthy guy, for walking patient zero James Madison, is entirely on you man.

Hey I have the common sense enough to get out when she starts looking pissed, so you have to ask her yourself.
moreequal: (Then I said ‘I gotta go)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's not the only defining trait he has, you know, but figures you'd get stuck with that like a horse with blinders.

From 1 to go back to France if you don't want to die how mad was she?
asmartman: (Default)

2 or 3, pick one.

[personal profile] asmartman 2016-03-25 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you want to turn down a ride on my brand new Ducati, I could do that, I suppose.


Somehow, you magically turned down a chance to be left without your wallet and house keys in a flea-ridden chilly by-the-hour hotel. I am an awesome wingman.
moreequal: (Virginia my home sweet home)

let's go with 3

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're missing the real question which is: would the sex have been good? And it's me so the answer is yes.
asmartman: (we'll tell the story of tonight.)


[personal profile] asmartman 2016-03-26 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
My friend, my darling friend. They would not have had sex with you. They'd have left before you all got around to that.
moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No they would have not.

[A pause.]

Really? And pass on a chance to have fulfilling sex?
asmartman: (Default)

[personal profile] asmartman 2016-03-26 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)

They wanted financial, not physical, fulfillment. I have seen them making similar rounds before.

moreequal: (What did I miss?)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's just rude. I already had a boner and everything. You don't deny sex to good people.
asmartman: (raise a glass to freedom.)

[personal profile] asmartman 2016-03-26 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that I hint I can consider asking Adrienne if she is willing for a substitute? Or is the idea so last night?
moreequal: (Now the work at Home begins…)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-27 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Fine now, but good to know you and her would be so willing to help out right of the blue. I knew she liked me.
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[personal profile] asmartman 2016-03-27 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
My friend, I said I would ask, not what her answer would be.

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[personal profile] itsatie 2016-03-25 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Where do you need me to pick you up?

[ Because obviously 'I do no wrong' is going to end up in 'but I need your help' and that's okay. ]
moreequal: (Action will delineate and define you.)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Madison gets a ping to his location because it's easier to try to figure that one out.]

But I am usually good, right?
itsatie: (Heart)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-03-26 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's on his way. ]

In my opinion, you're usually far better than good.
moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't feel really good right now, Madison.
itsatie: (Default)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-03-26 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten minutes. And you can sprawl in the back of the car as you want and I will make sure to make it better.
moreequal: (So what did I miss?)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't been drunk for weeks. That's very long.
itsatie: (Default)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-03-26 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh.

Oh, fuck. His fault his fault his fault

It's very long, and that's very good, I'm impressed and glad. I'm almost there. Do you have chewing gum? Minty can take off some of the edge of feeling sick.

[ It's both true and a distraction.

Also, yes, Thomas can sprawl all over Madison's lap and chest, if he feels like it.
moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-27 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I never go drinking without it, I know my shit with this James.
itsatie: (Heart)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-03-27 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
You know the shit about so many things, Thomas. You are amazing to know, always.

[ Distraction, distraction. Madison doesn't want to upset Thomas. But he also doesn't want to outright encourage him into getting back into the drinking habit... ]

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[personal profile] rhymeswithsir 2016-03-26 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It probably would have worked a lot better if you had let me know you EXPECTED me to be your wingman.
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[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I didn't know I had to spell it out for you but fiiiine. But I know you've got a lot more game than that.