moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

Thomas Jefferson | Hamilton (musical)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-25 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
1; I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.

2; Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?

3; Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Edited 2016-03-25 19:18 (UTC)
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[personal profile] allshotsfired 2016-03-25 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because you kept thinking I was Madison. Newsflash, I'm not.

And you wouldn't stop doing it so I also talked you out of something with Angelica, but she's mad at both of us about that.
moreequal: (and the world still spins)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well that explains a lot of things. Plus this kind of things are usually your fault anyway.

Why is she mad? I always 'try', it's our thing.
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[personal profile] allshotsfired 2016-03-26 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know I think confusing me, a relatively healthy guy, for walking patient zero James Madison, is entirely on you man.

Hey I have the common sense enough to get out when she starts looking pissed, so you have to ask her yourself.
moreequal: (Then I said ‘I gotta go)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's not the only defining trait he has, you know, but figures you'd get stuck with that like a horse with blinders.

From 1 to go back to France if you don't want to die how mad was she?
asmartman: (Default)

2 or 3, pick one.

[personal profile] asmartman 2016-03-25 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you want to turn down a ride on my brand new Ducati, I could do that, I suppose.

or

Somehow, you magically turned down a chance to be left without your wallet and house keys in a flea-ridden chilly by-the-hour hotel. I am an awesome wingman.
moreequal: (Virginia my home sweet home)

let's go with 3

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're missing the real question which is: would the sex have been good? And it's me so the answer is yes.
asmartman: (we'll tell the story of tonight.)

let's

[personal profile] asmartman 2016-03-26 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
My friend, my darling friend. They would not have had sex with you. They'd have left before you all got around to that.
moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No they would have not.

[A pause.]

Really? And pass on a chance to have fulfilling sex?
asmartman: (Default)

[personal profile] asmartman 2016-03-26 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)

They wanted financial, not physical, fulfillment. I have seen them making similar rounds before.

moreequal: (What did I miss?)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's just rude. I already had a boner and everything. You don't deny sex to good people.
asmartman: (raise a glass to freedom.)

[personal profile] asmartman 2016-03-26 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that I hint I can consider asking Adrienne if she is willing for a substitute? Or is the idea so last night?
moreequal: (Now the work at Home begins…)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-27 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Fine now, but good to know you and her would be so willing to help out right of the blue. I knew she liked me.
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[personal profile] asmartman 2016-03-27 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
My friend, I said I would ask, not what her answer would be.

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itsatie: (Okay)

1;

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-03-25 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Where do you need me to pick you up?

[ Because obviously 'I do no wrong' is going to end up in 'but I need your help' and that's okay. ]
moreequal: (Action will delineate and define you.)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Madison gets a ping to his location because it's easier to try to figure that one out.]

But I am usually good, right?
itsatie: (Heart)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-03-26 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's on his way. ]

In my opinion, you're usually far better than good.
moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't feel really good right now, Madison.
itsatie: (Default)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-03-26 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten minutes. And you can sprawl in the back of the car as you want and I will make sure to make it better.
moreequal: (So what did I miss?)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't been drunk for weeks. That's very long.
itsatie: (Default)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-03-26 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh.

Oh, fuck. His fault his fault his fault
]

It's very long, and that's very good, I'm impressed and glad. I'm almost there. Do you have chewing gum? Minty can take off some of the edge of feeling sick.

[ It's both true and a distraction.

Also, yes, Thomas can sprawl all over Madison's lap and chest, if he feels like it.
]
moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-27 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I never go drinking without it, I know my shit with this James.
itsatie: (Heart)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-03-27 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
You know the shit about so many things, Thomas. You are amazing to know, always.

[ Distraction, distraction. Madison doesn't want to upset Thomas. But he also doesn't want to outright encourage him into getting back into the drinking habit... ]

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[personal profile] rhymeswithsir 2016-03-26 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It probably would have worked a lot better if you had let me know you EXPECTED me to be your wingman.
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[personal profile] moreequal 2016-03-26 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I didn't know I had to spell it out for you but fiiiine. But I know you've got a lot more game than that.